It had been a week since their usual get together. They have one every week but have to text each other to know to get the say so. They decided on a week day at six o'clock in the morning to see what it would be like to be high on their weekly schedule.
Rigby woke up at five thirty to eat breakfast. He still had some of his snack from the previous week. He shared it with Alvin and Beast Boy. He kept it refrigerated. Benson came in early like he always does. "Rigby what are you doing up so early, and what the fuck are eating?!" Rigby looked at his bowl of It. "Um... I don't know, it's edible. I think"
Benson gave him a wierd look, "Ok. Well, why are you awake? I dont have to deal with you, I mean you don't start work until ten today."
Rigby shrugged, "I'm going somewhere." Benson ignored him after that, trying to keep away from the It Rigby was eating. Pops was sitting next to Rigby enjoying the It with him.
Alvin woke up at five forty seven to eat breakfast and get ready to go. Simon was up too like usual. Simon saw Alvin getting dressed, "Alvin? What are you doing?" Once Alvin finished putting on his red shirt with a big A, black jeans with Alvin in cursive letters on the back right pocket, and shoes with a very small 'Alvin' on the aglets, he said "I'm leaving early to head to a friend's house." "At five thirty!" Alvin said yup, and proceeded to going down stairs for some breakfast. He chose the It Rigby gave all of them. It tasted pretty good, but the look Dave kept giving him was just too enjoyable the last few nights. Alvin said, "Tell Theodore I said bye!" Alvin left to the abandoned house with his lighter in his pocket.
Beast Boy, in his purple v-neck, jeans and no shoes, practiced early in the morning at three thirty as to not hear Robin bitching. He checked out he had two hours spent on training. His sweaty body caused the v neck to hug his form in the right places. He topped off his usual expectations on the treadmill. He lifted Cyborg's heaviest weights. His reflexes were ten times greater than Robin's on all courses, all in his 'human' form. Speaking of Robin, he entered the training field just as Beast Boy was leaving, "Where are you going, there's no way you were in here before I-"
"Robin shut the fuck up! I have been here for two hours! I am exhausted! And, ya know what?! We have a lot of pent up aggression against each other, so lets settle it right here, right now! No gadgets, no animal morphing. Unless your a pussy!"
Robin walked over to Beast Boy in his karate uniform with his utility belt on the chair closest to them. "Fine"
Without anymore warning Robin swung at Beast Boy.
Rigby felt like something was already off but ignored it. He finished his breakfast and walked out the house. On his way, he saw Chad and Doug talking. He never saw them in the same place at the same time. When he got to them, he could hear their conversation. Chad said, "Damn man I thought you had a good weed guy, what happened?" Doug said, "Sorry Chad, I don't-"
He stopped when he saw Rigby. Rigby said, "Hey guys, ya know you can come with me. Me and my friends are having a celebration for three years of being friends and we are getting fucked up."
Rigby said this with a genuine smile. Doug and Chad thanked him and they were on their way to Rigby's favorite store to pick up some cigarillos. Doug apologized for trying to take his spot in the Park. Chad apologized for punching him in the face with his phone. Rigby said, "Don't sweat it, honestly I let you guys do it because I need to appear weak and stupid infront of Mordecai." Doug and Chad took his word for it, but they realized something. Rigby picked up a handful of cigarillos at the cashier and paid for a big twenty four pack of Dr. Pepper. "Hey man, how's your girlfriend doing?" The cashier sighed in love struck fascination, "Ah ze love of my life. She iz at home, catering to ze child. Oh how I miss her when I am not home." Rigby said, "Don't worry, you'll be outta here and back home holding your wife and son sooner than you know it."
The cashier said, "Alrighty than, you and your two friends have a pleasent evening Rigby!" He said with a smile. Rigby waved back, "See ya later Pepe!" They left the store and got back on the side walk to the abandoned house. While they continued walking Chad said, "Dude, that was one big ass skunk."
Rigby nodded. Rigby also made Doug carry the Dr. Pepper.
Alvin was so tired. When he got to the house, he was the first one this time. He did the usual ritual of getting a soda from the fridge. He went to sleep on the couch to wait for his friends.
Beast Boy was dodging all of Robin's swings even in a daze from sleep deprivation. Robin tried to switch it up and go for a low kick. Beast Boy jumped over him upside down. In mid air he took off Robin's mask, revealing startled blue eyes, and a very girly scream. When Beast Boy landed, he handed over the mask. Robin was furious. Robin started using every fighting style he knew. Beast Boy countered with every fighting style he knew that could defend against Robin's fighting style. Beast Boy's moves were so fluent he appeared to be dancing with and around Robin's attacks. Robin looked like an angry bull. Beast Boy flicked Robin on the nose, "Dude calm down. You can't win like this." Realizing he was right, Robin pulled out his staff he was hiding behind his back. He swung on Beast Boy multiples times, trying everything he could to land a hit on Beast Boy. Beast Boy only continued dodging even the staff. After twenty minutes of embarrassing Robin, Beast Boy caught the staff in his hand and finally punched Robin once in the face causing a nose bleed. Beast Boy chuckled at the scene, it was kinda funny. Robin was pissed beyond words. Robin grabbed his utility belt and started using everything; birdarangs, gas pellets, throwing knives, a rock. Since Robin violated the rules of the match, any transformation Beast Boy uses will not count against him. Beast Boy did something Robin never thought he could do. Beast Boy repelled all of his projectiles with very large, very strong wings that grew from his back. They were dragon wings. Beast Boy was repelling them all by smacking them away. He sent a gust out, clearing out the smoke in the area. "Really Robin, a rock?" Beast Boy shrunk his wings back into his back and grabbed Robin's staff before he could react and tripped him. While Robin was in mid air, Beast Boy grew a long, very powerful tail and slammed Robin into the ground with it. The force was powerful enough to push Robin a few inches off the ground. Twirling his body around from the impact, Beast Boy slammed his fist down on Robin hard enough for Robin to cough up blood and the floor to crack beneath them. He was also out cold. Beast Boy shook his head, "I am sooo fired. Heh heh heh" Beast Boy took Robin to the infirmary and dropped him on the cold hard floor next to the soft cushiony bed. "I did my part, I still need to pick up the weed, man. Hope I'm not late." He left to go find his favorite alleyway. Before he got out the door, he realized his shirt was ripped up from the wings.
Rigby, Chad, and Doug got to the abandoned house by Doug's car, a black chrome plated Chrysler three hundred. When they entered, Alvin was asleep on the couch. He looked tired. Chad and Doug thought it best to leave him to his sleeping. Rigby went over to him and yelled in his ear, "WAKE YOUR FURRY ASS UP!"
He did not stir. They took him to Doug's car they put his head beside the speakers and played 'Drop the World' in his ear as loud as possible, he did not flinch. They put him back on the couch to wait for Beast Boy. Maybe he could wake him up.
Alvin continued sleeping.
Beast Boy met up with Jacket Guy. "Beast Boy! I have what you need this time, good luck at the celebration! What happened to-where is you shirt!?" Beast Boy thanked him with a smile and exchanged the money he had for the weed. Beast Boy said, "I showed Robin who should really be running things in the Tower."
Jacket Guy nodded his head. Beast Boy said, "See you later, Brick" With nothing else in his way, he went to the abandoned house. At least that was the plan until the weed man stopped him, "Wait Garfield, do you think I could join you guys today."
Beast Boy thought this over.
Rigby was constantly trying to figure out ways to wake up Alvin. He even used a recorded voice of Dave yelling 'Alvin' and put it in Doug's car to improve the loudness. He did not budge.
Beast Boy could hear 'ALVIN' from miles away even though he was two blocks from the abandoned house. When he got in the house, Rigby had just put Alvin on the couch. Doug and Chad looked at him and Brick kinda scared. Chad said, "Rigby? Who is t-those tttwo" Rigby looked up from Alvin, "Oh Garfield! And the Weed guy!? Dude I need you to wake up Alvin!"
Beast boy grabbed Alvin's lighter.
Rigby rolled up a J.
Doug played 'Mary Jane.'
Beast Boy took the J from Rigby.
Beast Boy took a drag from it.
He exhaled it in Alvin's face.
His eyes began to flutter open.
Beast Boy put the J in Alvin's face and kept it in his face and moved it back and forth as Alvin followed it. Alvin grabbed it and took a long drag. He started singing, "I'm in love with Mary Jane, she is my main thing"
Rigby had baught ten cigarillos just to be sure. Rigby said, "Oh yeah! Alvin, Beast Boy, this is Doug and Chad!" Beast Boy said, "This is Brick" pointing to their weed man. They exchanged pleasantries with anyone who didn't know one another than got high. There was enough for them to use up all ten cigarillos. As they did this, of course, they took the time to catch up on events. Beast Boy said, "Dude, I beat
'Rigby Inhale'
the shit out of Robin.
'Alvin Inhale'
It felt amazing."
'Beast Boy Inhale'
'Chad Inhaled'
'Doug Inhale'
'Brick Inhale'
'Rigby Inhale'
This continued until Rigby finally decided to start talking to Chad and Doug. "Dudes, where are you guys staying?" The two looked at each other than back at Rigby saying at the same time, "the street" Rigby shook his head to that, "Look, I will talk to Benson, maybe convince him to fire Thomas, and get you guys a job as park workers. How about that?" Their faces lit up at that, even if they still looked tired. Rigby said, "It will have to be tomorrow." They nodded their heads. Alvin gave everyone breathmints and eye drops. Rigby went to work, Alvin went to school, Beast Boy went back to the tower, and Chad and Doug stayed at the abandoned house. Brick flew away back to Townsville.
Rigby got to the Park House in one piece. Benson was just telling everyone what they need to do for work that day. "Slacker, get over here!" Rigby slumped over and sat in Mordecai's lap. "Dude!" Mordecai pushed him off. He sat up. Benson said, "Rigby! You and Mordecai rake the leaves!"
Rigby didn't hear the rest of what he said. He and Mordecai got the rakes. Mordecai said, "Rigby, go rake the west side of the park." He nodded absentmindedly. He only got a few feet before he walked back over, "What?"
"Go rake the West side of the park."
"Ok" Rigby got far enough to not be seen by Mordecai. He came back to Mordecai, "Ok What?"
Mordecai sighed, "Go rake the West side of the park!"
"Ok Ok" Rigby turned around. He stood a moment than turned back around, "I'm sorry, what?"
"Damn it Rigby! Go rake the West side of the fucking park!"
Rigby said, "I heard you the first time man you don't have to yell. Shit!" Rigby picked up the rake and went to the other side of the park. He raked a few minutes than went to the House to find something to eat.
Alvin was in school answering all the questions, he got everything right. He even sounded smart when he spoke. Simon was all the way fucked up. "Alvin how are you getting these right? I can't even do that!" Alvin bust out into a fit of laughter. This went on for ten minutes. The teacher would have sent him out if he wasn't doing so good in class. When Alvin's laughter subsided he answered Simon's question, he smiled slyly, "I'm guessing." Simon was shocked. At lunch, Alvin ate all the food in the cafeteria. He was conscerned the food may have been wasted if it wasnt for him. Theodore wanted some but Alvin smacked his hand away. He called Simon out on when he messed up and corrected him throughout the day on his grammar. Simon felt really stupid.
Beast Boy got back to the Tower and went to the living room. He ate the food in the fridge, even the meat. Cyborg, Raven, and Starfire was looking at him with fury in their eyes. "Something wrong?"
Starfire said, "We have seen what you did to boyfriend Robin!"
Cyborg said, "I know he can get on our nerves, but man, he is in critical condition."
"Is Robin kicking me out?"
Raven nodded.
They were shocked when he laughed, "I bet he croaked 'tell Beast Boy *cough* he is off the team. Tell him *cough* *cough* Tell him to hand over his communicator.' Heh heh heh." He handed the communicator to Raven, "Goodbye Rae, I will miss you." He left the tower without another word.
Alvin was at home once he came off his high. He heard Theodore scream like a bitch from downstairs. He thought it was nothing, until he heard Simon scream like a bitch. He went downstairs to see Simon and Theodore holding each other in the corner pointing at the living room front door. The door was wide open and standing within it was Beast Boy.
"Hey Alvin, Robin finally kicked me out. Do you mind if I crash at your place?"
Sorry for any possible spelling mistakes. Tell me if you want to see more of the background characters who weren't in the first chapter.
