Seth: whoa, not good. (runs to lifegaurd stand, but luke holds him back)
Luke: dude, what are we gonna say. "hey, some pshyco freak just swam
outta the ocean from Hawaii, and took our friend back with him."
who the hell is gunna believe that?
Ryan: Luke's right. We gotta go get her.
Summer: (looks at Ryan like hes Oliver) No, i mean yes, but ew.
There is no way in hell, I am SWIMMING to Hawaii. Why dont we fly?
Ryan: (raised eyebrows) I hate heights.
Summer: bus?
Guys all stare at her.
Summer:(realizes what she just said.) KIDDING.
Seth: We can go get my boat. We can buy it back, and go and get her!
Luke: Cohen, you're a genius. I love ya man!
Seth: Luke, um... your dad may roll that way, but I DONT.
Boat Dock
The three pitch in to help Seth buy his boat back from some crazy biker guy with the words,
"I love mom" on his arm.
Seth: Hello boat. I haven't seen you in a long time.
Ryan: Seth, you're talking to a boat.
Seth: yeah, well, i talk to a plastic horse, and that doesnt seem to bother anyone.
Summer: well, it always bothered me. (gives Seth the stare)
Seth: well, i guess we should get in the 'summer breeze'.
Summer: (stops and looks at Seth) but how? you had the boat before we even started going out.
pauses COHEN! can u say stalker?
Ryan: guys, rite now, my g/f is being held hostage by a guy who paid someone to KILL HIM. am I
the only person who is bothered by this situation?
Summer:your rite. let's go.
On the boat ride.
Summer: i guess i should've mentioned before, that i get sea sick.
the guys gaped at her.
Seth: you have no problem reminding me of your rage black outs, but you 'accidently' leave out
the fact that you get sea sick. What the hell?
Luke: hey look! i see land.
Ryan: uh, Luke. That's California. Your looking the wrong direction.
Seth: so, according to calculations, we should be there in about three days.
Summer: that is if we dont get eaten by anything.
Ryan: okay. no one is going to get eaten, by anything. no jaws, no giant squid, and no crazy sea
monster. (to Seth) when we get back, im pulling the sci-fi channel.
Luke: okay, well ,what are we gunna do for food. we only have a little bit, and we have soda to
drink. NO BEER. that could be a problem.
Seth: Luke, do you think that you can stop thinking about beer for 3 days?
Summer: yes please, b/c its making me sick. (leans over side of small boat)
All the guys: nasty.
the next day
Summer: ugh, omg. it's so hott. i wish i brought an umbrella, and some sun tan oil. i could get
the perfect tan by being in the sun and the shade.
Luke: (muttering in sleep) beer! no give it back, it's MINE!
Ryan: okay, dude. this was a bad idea. we should flag down the coastgaurd or something, and go back
and take a plane. I can deal with it, by just not opening my eyes the entire flight.
Seth: Uh, Ryan, look around. Do you see any coast gaurd? We are in the middle of the freakin' Pacific
Ocean.
Summer:oh great. good job Cohen, you got us lost.
Ryan and Seth look at her.
Summer: the middle of the pacific is bad. that means we are by florida rite?
Ryan: No summer. where do you think Newport Beach is? On the Pacific Ocean. We are okay. You know,
you should really pay attention more in geography then looking at yourself in your compact mirror
every three seconds.
Summer: you know what Atwood, Im gettig pretty tired of your attitude about all of this. She's YOUR
girlfriend, and we could already be there by now, and have saved marissa, but YOUR scared of heights.
You little chicken shit.
Ryan: what the hell! You're the one who suggested that we take a bus to HAWAII! that's not possible.
Your the one who acts all dumb just for the attention.
Seth: Ryan, take it easy. (whispers) she suffers from rage blackouts.
All of a sudden, Luke wakes up an starts screaming.
Luke: LAND! hey guys i see land. and it's not california!
Ryan and Summer look at Seth.
Seth: he's right. california is in the other direction. but, (looks at map) it can't be hawaii either. we are here, (points to a spot)
and hawaii is there (points to island)
Ryan: then what the hell is that? and how come its not on the map? (looks out to land)
Seth: well, lets go check it out.