Hey Guys :) I finally finished the second chapter and I actually struggled quite a bit. There was such a lot that needed to happen in this chapter and I had to try and fit everything in, so a lot of the descriptions are quite quick. :( Hope you don't mind. Will work on it. :) Please review and I hope you enjoy. It's graphic.

Chapter 2: Dorm Drama

Wow. Naruto was shocked to say the least. He and Kakashi had just entered the dorm and he was already pleasantly surprised. They were in the main room, which was composed of a kitchen towards the left of the entrance and a living room which made up the rest of the area. Everything was open plan with a warm and inviting atmosphere. One wall had three doors which lead towards the sleeping areas, while another had a doorway to the bathrooms. Holy cow! Naruto dropped his things and leaped onto the nearest leather couch.

"This place is amazing!" The teen cheered in delight, feeling his body melt into the couch beneath him.

Kakashi went to the fridge and started pouring a glass of juice. "Yeah, THIS place is amazing. Wait till you see your dorm."

Why? Wait, maybe I should say that out loud. "Why?" The blonde repeated.

"Orochimaru-sama spent most of the budget on these living areas. I'm not sure if it was accidental or on purpose, but there was hardly any money left when it came to constructing your rooms." Kakashi remarked, as he took a sip of the juice.

Naruto turned to look at the back wall where the three doors were located. "That stinks. Which one's mine though, Kakashi?"

The supervisor sighed. "It's the one to the left and please, it's Mr Hatake."

The teen grabbed his things and made his way towards the door. "I'm probably never gonna call you that." Naruto joked.

"I'll let it slide, but you do get other teachers that will punish you for calling them by their names."

"That's fine, the more punishment I get, the quicker I'll be out of here." He smiled.

Kakashi's gaze became tense. "What do you mean Naruto?"

"I've gotta get expelled as soon as possible. It isn't personal; it's just what I do."

The supervisor walked over to the boy and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Listen Naruto, it's best not to get into trouble around this place. This school punishes you in ways that you'll never forget later in life. Please, just try and stay out of mischief."

Spooky. The blonde had never felt such a serious gaze before in his life. "Like I said, I'm not making any promises."

Kakashi sighed once again and walked towards the door in the middle of the wall. "Don't say I didn't warn you. I'll be in my room if you need me."

Naruto watched as his supervisor entered the other room, leaving him alone to his thoughts for the first time since he had arrived. Kakashi was pretty serious about the punishment thing. He was probably just joking, but still. I've never seen anyone act so serious before. I'll probably have to ask the other guys here about that. The teen turned the doorknob and stepped into his new sleeping area.

Wow. Naruto had never seen such a small room before! The place had been packed with a double bunk bed, a dresser and a large desk; leaving little space for two people to walk around. The blonde looked towards the bed and discovered that the top bunk had already been slept in. Looks like I get the bottom. He threw his luggage onto the bed and took a careful look around the room. It's actually pretty neat. Guess this guy must've known I was coming. Naruto brought his sight back onto his luggage. I should probably unpack now. He decided to start with his clothing, so he made his way over to the dresser, hoping to find an empty drawer.

He opened the first drawer and was quite surprised to say the least. Crap. It was filled entirely with different types of thongs! What the hell is this guy into? Naruto saw laced thongs, purple thongs, skin tight thongs and even leopard prints! It was like some male stripper's dream store! Wow. That's kinda disgusting. He quickly shoved the drawer closed and vowed to never open it again in his life.

The next drawer contained nothing but the school uniform: black pants and white shirts. At least he wears actual clothes. The next drawer contained an array of different t-shirts, sweaters, socks and jackets. Please let the final drawer be empty. He opened the last drawer and saw that it was completely barren, so Naruto quickly stuffed all of his clothing into it. By the time he was finished, the wooden structure looked as if it were about to burst. Perfect.

With his clothing packed, Naruto proceeded to make his bed. He took out his favourite duvet (frog print) and laid it across the bed, before finally throwing his matching pillow down as well. Feels just like home. The blonde stuffed the bags underneath his bed and took a much needed rest atop his mattress. A pale orange sunset pierced through the nearest window, filling the room with a dim light. Naruto couldn't believe how exhausted he was and found himself drifting off to sleep.

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"Do you think he's dead?"

"No Obito, I'm pretty sure he's just sleeping."

"Maybe I should poke him just to make sure?"

"Idiot. You'll just end up waking him."

"Don't yell at me Sasuke!"

"Now look what you did, idiot. The guy's awake."

Naruto slowly opened his eyes to the noise around him. The light was on and two other people were in the room, both guys. Each of them contained the same black eyes, ravenette hair (albeit different styles) and amazing pale skin. They looked like the models you usually see in a shop display; perfect and unreal. One of them sat squatting near Naruto's face, while the other stood against the wall with his arms folded. The blonde lifted his head at the sight of them, which made the squatting one jump.

"He's coming back to life!? What do we do Sasuke!?" He screamed.

The other one just sighed. "Idiot. I just told you that he was sleeping."

"Oh, sorry, sorry." The teen apologized. "I'm Obito, by the way and this is my cousin, Sasuke! We're your other dorm mates, here to welcome you to the school!" Obito yelled, draping his arm over Sasuke's shoulder and cheering with way too much enthusiasm. His cousin just stood there with a casual, bleak expression.

Naruto's head was spinning from waking up too soon. "Thanks. Um, I'm Naruto Uzumaki." He said, trying to sound like his normal self.

"Great to meet you Naruto!" Obito cried, shaking the blonde's hand in the process.

Sasuke just shook his head from where he was standing. "You're gonna give the guy a headache Obito. Just let him sleep."

"But we need to get to know him and stuff!" The ravenette moaned, as Sasuke came over and pushed him out of the room.

"It's Saturday tomorrow so there'll be plenty of time for that over the weekend!"

"Fine, fine. Sleep tight Naruto!" Obito waved, before he was shoved into the living room.

Naruto got himself into a seating position and examined Sasuke more clearly. The teen was pretty tall, with straight black hair and a slender, muscular frame. He was wearing the school uniform, along with some kind of badge on his shirt pocket. All in all, he was pretty good looking, especially his eyes. There was something about them that made Naruto weak in the knees. Hot. Freaking, hot.

"Don't mind that idiot." Sasuke said, folding his arms in front of him. "It'll take a while, but you'll learn to deal the people here."

Naruto smiled. "He didn't seem that bad. I act like that too sometimes." He confessed.

"Then you'll be idiot number 2 from now on." Sasuke replied.

"Hey!"

"Consider that your new nickname." The ravenette teased, before heading for the door. "While you're at it, I suggest you fall asleep again as quickly as possible."

"Why? Should I be afraid of something?" Naruto replied sarcastically.

Sasuke smirked. "I see you're cocky. Maybe you'll be able to handle Suigetsu."

"Who's that?"

"Oh, you'll see." Sasuke chuckled, grabbing the door knob. "What'd you say your name was again?"

"Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki." The blonde replied loudly.

"Ok idiot. We'll see around breakfast." He smirked.

"Jerk." Naruto smiled.

Sasuke gave one final look at the blonde before he exited the room, leaving Naruto alone once again. So, Obito and Sasuke. They seem pretty cool, especially Sasuke. There's just something about him. I don't know what it is, but it was cool talking to him. Maybe it won't be so bad here after all. The company seems fine, what could go wrong?

Naruto decided to take Sasuke's advice, so he walked over to the dresser and changed into a pair of orange boxers along with a black t-shirt. This should do it. The blonde walked back on over to his bed and noticed that it was dark outside. How long was I asleep? He looked around and saw a digital clock on the desk. 10:45! I slept through dinner! Damnit... Naruto sighed and heard voices coming from the other room. Oh well, time to eavesdrop.

"Finally finished with your shower Suigetsu?" Obito asked.

"No! The water ran out again, as usual." Must be my roommate.

"Serves you right. You're the one who always jerks off in there for half an hour." Sasuke sneered. Wow, they're quite open here.

"Why you gotta be like that Sasuke? And here I thought we were getting along so well." Suigetsu teased.

"Getting along with Sasuke!? You're losing it, aren't you?" Obito laughed.

"Guess you're right Obito. No one can crack Sasuke's hard shell!" Suigetsu chimed in.

"Except for your new roommate. Sasuke stayed to have a conversation with him and everything!"

"Sasuke you sly dog!" Suigetsu roared. What is that supposed to mean!?

"Clearly someone's jealous. I'll give you more attention from now on Suigetsu." Sasuke sneered.

"I'm not jealous; I just wouldn't expect you to be nice to the new guy."

"Whatever. It's getting late, so I'm going to bed." Sasuke yawned.

"Wait up Cuz!" Obito called, as the sound of a slamming door echoed throughout the house.

"Well I'm not going to sleep this early." Suigetsu mocked.

"Yes you are." Kakashi's voice came out of nowhere.

"Fine."

Naruto heard the sound of several footsteps before the door to his room was suddenly yanked open. A guy stood outside, wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist. He had flat white hair along with blazing purple eyes, but his most defining characteristic had to be his amazing body. The blonde was staring at a real life Adonis! Perfect pecs, chiselled abs, strong shoulders and defined biceps. Naruto felt himself drool as the stranger began to talk.

"So I hear you're the one who's getting up, close and personal with Sasuke Uchiha!" Suigetsu cheered, closing the door behind him.

Naruto sat up. "Nah, I just spoke with the guy." Is Sasuke really that bad?

"Trust me. That in itself is an achievement." He laughed, taking a seat opposite Naruto on the desk. "Nice to meet you by the way, name's Suigetsu Hozuki." He held out an outstretched hand.

Naruto smiled and shook it firmly. "Naruto Uzumaki, likewise."

Suigetsu smiled at the blonde. "So Naruto, ever been to boarding school before?"

"Nope, first time." The blonde replied. "But I'll probably be expelled within a few days, so we won't have to put up with each other for long."

Suigetsu frowned. "That's a fine introduction. And I can see you clearly don't know how our school works. You don't get expelled here, you get "drilled"."

The blonde was confused. "What does "drilled" mean?"

"I take it your still a virgin?" Suigetsu winked.

"What!?" Naruto blushed. "I didn't say that!"

The other teen laughed. "All first timers at this school are virgins and none of them know what "drilled" means. You'll learn it soon enough though."

The blonde relaxed a little at his roommates words. "Do I actually want to learn it?"

Suigetsu laughed louder than ever. "Depends if you're a seme or uke. Which one are you?"

Dafuq. Naruto was more confused than ever before. "What are you talking about?"

The other teen was amused at his new roommate's innocence. "Want me to test you Naruto?"

"Yeah! So long as it doesn't hurt." He announced with strange enthusiasm.

Suigetsu joined Naruto on the bed. "It won't hurt, I promise." His face was inches away from Naruto's, so close that they could feel each other's breath. What the hell's he doing? The blonde felt a hand move behind his head, bringing his face right up against Suigetsu's. He felt Suigetsu's warm lips make contact with his own and he melted away in the other teen's hold. He's kissing me?! The white haired teen pulled Naruto in closer and thrust his tongue deep into the boy's mouth. Their tongues wrestled in a game of dominance with Suigetsu leading the way. It feels so good. Ecstasy travelled down Naruto's body and brought his dick to two teens continued to make out for 10 more seconds, until Suigetsu suddenly let go. Naruto fell backwards on the bed gasping for air, while the other teen had a curious smile across his face. The blonde gazed back with a disappointed expression and an aching hard cock.

"You're definitely a uke." He said with a smirk. "You even got hard from just one make out session!"

Naruto blushed. "I'll just take care of it later." He said, trying to cover his embarrassment.

"Do you even know how to take care of it?" Suigetsu asked.

"Yes! I know how to take care of it okay! Just tell me if I'll like the punishment or not?" Naruto asked again.

Suigetsu got up and climbed onto his top bunk. "For a trouble maker, you sure are innocent."

"That's cause I've never stayed in a school long enough to try anything before!" The blonde frowned.

The top bunk creaked as Suigetsu climbed onto it. "Well you don't have to worry about that here. You'll learn a lot in only a few days. And I'm glad to see that you at least know how to jack off. So I'll answer your question. No, you probably wouldn't enjoy it either way."

Naruto kicked Suigetsu's mattress. "Then why the hell did you test me if you knew I wouldn't enjoy it!?"

"What can I say? I was pretty horny." He laughed.

Naruto climbed angrily under the covers. Suigetsu seems...Different, but kind of in a good way. More importantly, it turns out Sasuke doesn't pay much attention to anyone else. Is there a reason that he actually spoke to me? Could he be interested in me too? The blonde heard some ruffling overhead and watched as a towel gently floated towards the floor.

"Suigetsu?" He called.

"Yeah?"

"Aren't you gonna put any clothes on?"

"Nope. I always sleep naked. Makes it easier to...take care of things, ya know?"

"Not really." The blonde replied, doing his best not to sneak a peek at his roommate's amazing body.

He heard a laugh from the top bunk. "I've got a lot to teach you."

And with that, Suigetsu switched off the lights.

Hope yall enjoyed the chapter :). Naruto's a bit curious for Sasuke and vice versa ;)

Just wanna point out that this Obito is the same age as Naruto, Sasuke and Suigetsu. (16) This is the OLD Obito not (insert spoiler here) that blew my mind. 0_o

Please Review and thanx to everyone reading :)