I don't own Naruto, other wise it would be a harem filled ecchi anime.

chapter 2

Naruto walks out of the school in a victorious manner failing the test for the 3rd time, on purpose of course.

"You know you have to pass the test eventualy, dracula" says a familer voice.

Said boy looks over with an annoyed expression on his face.

"Yeah I know that kakashi, I need a way out first of course, I can't let the counsel know that I have such great power. it would be dangerous if I would spontaneously go from dead last to exceeding expectations." Naruto said lowly

Kakashi shrugged "Fine, fine, just try not to dig yourself such a deeper hole ok?" he went back to reading his porn and walked away.

Naruto shrugged and just walked away annoyed and walked around 'till it was dark. he didn't feel like going home yet. he walked by the forest of death and saw a blur, it looked like his teacher Mizuki, Naruto went into the forest and started hearing voice one of Mizuki and a females voice

"Where are you going with that Misuki?"

"It is an offering to Orochimaru snake whore, but I think I'll kill you before I leave."

Naruto got curious and went in for a closer look Mizuki had the forbidden scroll and the girl was the one known as Anko, the ex student of Orochimaru, she turned good and had the same life he did, though he never spoke to her he respected her in that sense.

"Not so fast Mizuki I spoke with your friend Iruka who told me of your plan, the anbu are on their way.

Mizuki smiled "Good work Iruka."

A stabbing sound and sharp pain went through Anko, as a katana went through her stomach. "Iruka! your traitor!" she yelled as the sword was taken out of her.

she fell on the ground bleeding to death and looked up at the two traitors.

"You are far to trusting Anko, the anbu are distracted in the downtown area just so me and Mizuki can kill at least one of the monsters of Konoha, think about it, we'll be seen as heros."

Anko in yells in pain "Dammmit Iruka i told you everything! I trusted you!"

Mizuki smirks "yes you did and thanks for helping us out, now do us a favor and die!"

He was about to get the sword but the steel blade began to grow hot and melt, iruka dropped the blade as it melted. "what the fuck?!"

"haaahahahahahaha such darkness I see in your souls you traitorous wretches!"

The dark prince came out of the forest smirking.

Iruka and Mizuki glared "Another demon coming to help his monster whore friend? Maybe its our lucky day Iruka, we get to kill two monsters today before we leave." Iruka nodded and him and Mizuki throw two kunais and he disappeared in a black smoke and shadow.

"What the hell where did you go you 3 time failure!" Mizuki growled. Iruka grew worried "how can a dead last like him do that?"

"Heh heh heh... easy you foolish knob, I just use dark power of a friend, I believe you know who SHE is." the dark prince smirked and then dashed out of nowhere grabbing Iruka by his head and disappeared in the forest as Mizuki tried to attack and missed and he looked around "how the?"

They heard a loud scream followed by a sickening crushing and ripping noise, and the body fell right behind Mizuki, Iruka's chest cavity was ripped opened his ribs disjointed and a look of dead shock on his face. Mizuki was paralyzed with fear as he fell down and the dark boy came out of the shadows with Iruka's heart in his hand. "ah...traitorus, prejudiced, angry, vengeful... this outta be refreshing." Naruto bit into the heart and tore a piece out, as dark purple shadow vapor comes out of the heart and seeps into his mouth and his eye lids as he absorbs the darkness from his fallen sensei, his eyes glew red from the nourishment.

He looked over to the other sensei and walked over as Mizuki fell over in fear. "S-stay back demon!" the dark prince smirked and grabbed Mizuki's head and smiled "I'm not gonna kill you Mizuki I'm just gonna give you something, before the anbu grab you and torture you for information... then I'll kill you" he puts his finger nail on the mans head who then promptly passed out.

the prince stood up and stretched and wiped the blood from his mouth. "Ahhhh what a day! hm?" he looked over at the snake women who was still bleeding badly who was staring at him in amazement.

Naruto walked over and knelt in front of her and picked her up and laid her back against a tree. "Don't worry I'm here to help anko-san." she shuts her eyes with tears coming down "kid I'm dying... just leave me here, I'm not gonn-"

"shhhhh shut the hell up." Naruto says with a sweet and soothing tone and a smile.

she stares at him as he puts his hand under her dish net and begins healing her wound with shadow chakra. "Who are you?...what are you?" Naruto looked at her with smile, "just a fellow pariah."

Anko shut her eyes "You're naruto uzumaki aren't you?" he looked over and nodded. Anko smirked "The other jounins and anbu call you Dracula, I can see why." he sneered at her. "Oh c'mon Dracula is a cool name its exotic and sexy plus being the same name as the vampire." Naruto growls "OI im not a va-" Anko covers his mouth "Shhh thats the other fanfic drac."

Naruto rolls his eyes and stands up "Your healed Anko-san." Anko tilted her head at him. "How did you learn all this stuff?" Naruto shrugged and said "from my master she taught me a lot about the dark arts" he pats his stomach. Anko then automatically knew what he ment.

"So what did you do to him?" Naruto looked over at Mizuki. "I just gave him every painful moment in my life, and it all went through his head all at once." Anko flinched and nodded then pointed at Iruka's corpse "and him, what was that thing you did to his heart?" Naruto shrugged "consider it experience points, I take all the darkness from an evil persons heart by biting into it and acquire its darkness to make me stronger and more powerful with every heart I cleanse" Anko nodded.

He looked over to the purple haired girl. "You know, you're taking this pretty well." Anko shrugs. "Kid with all the shit i just saw you do it all doesn't seem the least surprising." she gives him a peace sign. "Don't worry, I don't think you're a demon, your to sweet!" She winks to him and he chuckles.

Naruto grabbed scroll and smirked 'I think I got an idea...' he looks over to Anko. "Mind getting these fuckers rounded up? I'll take this back to Sarutobi I need to run something by him" the older girl nods and smiles "By the way try not to use my name when talking about how all this happen, I was just a stranger who helped you out" she gives him a thumbs up. "Dont worry I won't tell anyone of your amazingness! Besides its the least I can do... Dracula." Naruto stuck his tounge out vaporized himself out of the area.

Leaving the snake girl to smile 'He's kinda hot ain't he?'

-at the hokage office-

The shadow vapor comes into Sarutobi's office making the paper work go everywhere. Sarutobi eye twitches then stops when he notices the scroll. "hey you brought it back!"

The dark prince nodded. "And I think I have an idea too."

-the next day-

A tall red head and her two body guards walk through the town on the way to the hokage's office.

the women noticed to girls talking. "Did you hear that Dracula Naruto guy got the scroll back from Mizuki and Iruka!"

"what? how do you know?"

"Mizuki has been yelling that "It was the demon! he stole the scroll that was for Orochimaru-sempai!" like a broken record in interrogation last night, I was there!"

"Pfft he probably just wanted it for himself!"

"No! he gave it back to the hokage!"

"You mean Naruto Uzumaki didn't just take it? It would seem like he'd need it, the dead last..."

"I don't know he took out two chunins pretty quickly"

The red headed women went over to the two childish gossiping hens. "Excuse me did you say Naruto Uzumaki?" the girl on the left nodded "Yep! oh you must be the mizukagi from the Kirigakure welcome to Konoha! but why do you want to know the Uzumaki boy's name?"

The women smiled "No reason, come Ao, Chojuro"

"Hai Mei-san" the two said, a little worried.

Mei left the two girls confused, wondering why her body guards were suddenly looking so fearful of the mizukage.


YEAH checked all my grammer and spelling myself so you bastards will stop complaining about it I feel so good about my self right now,

Well stay tuned I'll get more up when they get in my head, which is all the time!