Disclaimer: The idea for this song came from a tee shirt found in the Council of Elrond shop, which has the third verse printed on it. As far as I could see in my search, no one there actually wrote an entire song. If they did, my sincere apologies go to them for infringing upon their work. As always, the ultimate respect goes to the Great Professor. Melkor made me do it.

A/N: You all know the tune, so lets here you sing!

If you're right and you know it, make a speech.
If you're right and you know it, make a speech.
If you're right and you know it, then your idiocy will surely show it,
If you're right and you know it, make a speech.

If you're right and you know it, swear an oath.
If you're right and you know it, swear an oath.
If you're right and you know it, then your idiocy will surely show it,
If you're right and you know it, swear an oath.

If you're right and you know it, slay your kin.
If you're right and you know it, slay your kin.
If you're right and you know it, then your idiocy will surely show it,
If you're right and you know it, slay your kin.

If you're right and you know it, steal their ships.
If you're right and you know it, steal their ships.
If you're right and you know it, then your idiocy will surely show it,
If you're right and you know it, steal their ships.

If you're right and you know it, abandon your friends.
If you're right and you know it, abandon your friends.
If you're right and you know it, then your idiocy will surely show it,
If you're right and you know it, abandon your friends.

If you're right and you know it, start a war.
If you're right and you know it, start a war.
If you're right and you know it, then your idiocy will surely show it,
If you're right and you know it, start a war.

If you're right and you know it, be a martyr.
If you're right and you know it, be a martyr.
If you're right and you know it, then your idiocy will surely show it,
If you're right and you know it, be a martyr.

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If you want this stupidity stopped, send a review.
If the author's crazy and you know it, then your reviews will surely show it,
If you're annoyed and you know it, send a review.

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