A few days have past since registering myself and the others. Today was the first day of going to Ouran academy. "Anyuka1! Do I have to wear this...thing?" From the other room I heard a shout. "No. If you don't want to then you don't have to." I threw the dress behind me and pulled out some other clothes. With magic I was able to make my hair shorter, since I didn't want to cut it, and made myself look flat-chested. I looked in the mirror and smiled softly. *You look exactly like him. Are those his clothes?* My smile disappeared and I nodded before leaving the room.

"Hungary are you done yet? I would like to leave so we aren't late." As if to answer me Hungary came out of the room in the male uniform. Her green eyes looked at me and she gasped. "Istenem2, you look just like Kevin." I ignored what she said and headed down the stairs. "Come on lets go. I'm driving."

~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip~~~~~~~~~~~

When we entered the school the only thing I could think of is whay the hell would they make it pink? "What year are we in and where is our classroom?" I faced the hungarian who broke through my thoughts. "I'm a first year and you are a third year. I think I remember where your classroom is from the last time I was here."After a few wrong turns and asking directions from a teacher we arrived to her classroom. "Are you going to be okay, (name)?" I smiled and nodded. "Good. And if anyone bothers you tell me and I'll beat them with my frying pan." I chuckled. "Don't worry. I'll be fine Elizabeta and remember call me Kevin, people think I'm a boy here. Alright?" She gave a nod. "All right Kevin, I'll remember from now on, as long as you call me Daniel. I have your number so call me if something goes wrong or if Japan calls. Viszlát3 I'll see you later" She turned around and entered the classroom.

I turned around when I realized something. "Ruby do you remember how to get to class?" She smirked and then laughed at me. *You're useless without me. It's this way.* I looked at my watch and cursed. I quickly followed her and after 10 minutes I arrived to my classroom, class 1A. "Damn, I'm late. Oh well, I just hope I don't make a fool of myself." Ruby looked at me and smiled innocently. *Don't worry (name), you won't make a fool of yourself.* Her smile became more mischievious and twisted. *I'M the only one allowed to embarrass you.* I looked at her in disbelief. "Gee thanks for making me feel better." I said, my words dripping with sarcasm. She tilted her head and smiled. "You're welcome." I shok my head and walked in before I became even more late.

The teacher looked at me and frowned at the interruption, but before he could say anything I beat him to it. "Is this class 1A?" The teacher nodded. "May I ask who you are?" I surveyed the room and saw some girls looking at me. They were very strange considering they were squealing and swooning. I turned my head to look back at the teacher. "I am the new student, Kevin (last name)." He nodded his head and smiled at me.

"Of course, please excuse my mistake. You will be seated behind , he is also a new student." He pointed to a boy that looked like a girl in genderless clothing. I sat behind him-no her-Gah! I can't figure out his/her gender. I didn't pay attention to the teacher's lecture because he was talking about America and I knew everything I needed to know. For the rest of the class I looked at the Fujioka kid and tried to decide his/her gender.

~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip To During Lunch~~~~~~~~~~~

It was lunch time and I was trying to find the genderless student. I was about to give up on finding him when I bumped into someone. "Shit!(Gaielanish) Are you okay? I'm sorry for bumping into you." I got up and held out my hand for the person I bumped into to take. "It's alright. I should have watched where I was going." They took my hand and I was able to take a better look at them. "Hey! You're the kid that sits in front of me." "Yeah I guess so. You're the new student that was late." I rubbed my neck and smiled sheepishly. "Yep, that's me. My name is Kevin (last name) by the way." "I'm Haruhi Fujioka. It's nice to meet someone who doesn't call me a commoner." I laughed at his comment. "Hey you want to meet up after school?" Haruhi seemed to think about it before nodding. "Yeah, but I'll need to study." I grinned. I just made a friend who ISN'T bi-polar and will try to harm me. "Sure! I can help you if you need it. Well, bye I'll see you after school!"

~~~~~~~~~~~Another Freaking Time Skip~~~~~~~~~~

It was after school and Haruhi and I were trying to find a quiet place. We already tried the library but it was too loud and crowded. Now we were just wandering around in silence though we would sometimes ask questions to get to know each other. After some time of walking in silence we saw the abandoned music room #3 and Haruhi decided to check kit out.

"Haruhi go on ahead, I'll come in later. I just need to make a phone call to tell my friend that I'm not dead. Okay?" She-yes I have decided Haruhi was a girl-nodded and just said okay before opening the door and heading in.

I quickly took out my phone and dialed Elizabeta's number. ('Hello? Who is this?') "Szia4 Elizabeta."(Hungarian) ('Kevin! I thought you were hurt! Do you know how worried I was? I have been waiting for you for the past hour and NOW you call me?')(Hungarian). I winced. I imagined her walking back and forth waiting for me to call or text her. "Bocsánat5. I forgot to tell you that I was going to be with a friend and wasn't going to meet up with you."(Hungarian). I heard her sigh. ('It's alright. I'm just happy that you made a new friend. Just make sure to tell me or else I'll have to hit you with my frying pan.')(Hungarian). "Don't worry Elizabeya. I'll remember to call you next time. I'm going to study with him for a while, okay?"(Hungarian). ('Oh,so your friend is a he? Stay as long as you like, don't rush back here. Make sure to tell me EVERYTHING about him when you get át3.')(Hungarian). "Wait-No-"(Hungarian). *click* "Damn, she hung up."(Gaielanish).

Turning to the door with a sigh, I walked towards it and opened it-Well I tried to open it, but it was locked. I heard a crash and I jumped. *What the hell was that?!* I ignored her and took out some bobby pins. Guess I'm going to have to pick the lock to get in. Once I finished picking the lock I realized that there were no more noises coming from in side.

I walked into the room and the people inside didn't appear to notice me. They were more focused on Haruhi who said,"I'm gonna have to pay you back." I wonder what she's talking twins replied in unison, which creeped me out a bit."With what money? You can't even afford a school uniform." One of the twins said, "What's with that grubby outfit you got on any way?" Another guy that had glasses spoke up. "Well, what do you think we should do, Tamaki?" A blonde guy who I assumed was Tamaki started talking. "There's a famous saying you may have heard, Fujioka" He sat in a chair and crossed his legs before continuing. "When in Rome, you should do as the romans do. Since you have no money, you can pay with your body." I heard a laugh behind me before hearing,*coughprostitutecough*. Tamaki was now pointing at Haruhi. "That means, starting today, you are the host club's dog."

I couldn't help it, I burst into laughter. "OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. This is hilarius, you're their bitch! I mean, literally YOU are their bitch. They called you a dog and you're a female, so a female dog. Or in other words a Bitch! Oh my god! You, my friend, are fucking screwed."(Gaielanish)

They were all surprised by my outburst and obviously didn't know I was there and couldnt understand what I had said. Glasses looked at me and pushed up his glasses. "Who are you, another customer? I assume you are foriegn but can speak Japanese, or at least understand it."

I got off the floor and glanced at Haruhi to check to see if she was okay, ignoring his question. There was a little blonde kid poking her, who seemed to be lifeless and out of it, when she fainted. l quickly rushed over to her and yelled, "What the hell man! Move. Now." The boys surrounding her immediately moved out of the way, scared of the dark aura I had around me,which was almost as scary as Russia's. When I determined that she was fine I turned to the other people in the room. "My name is Kevin, who are you and what did you say to Haruhi."

Glasses smirked at me. "I am Kyoya Ootori and we didn't mean for him to faint." I nodded my head to the rest of the boys. "And who are they?" The twins pointed at themselves. "We are Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin." *They talked in unison again. It's fucking creepy.* The blonde who was poking Haruhi looked at me. "My name is Mitsukuni Haninozuka but everyone calls me Honey and this is Takashi Morinozuka or Mori." *They remind me of Sweden and his so called 'w'fe'.* The so called Tamaki walked up to me and said "I am Tamaki Suoh, the president of this host club."

He kissed my hand and I pulled it away in disgust. "Great, just great." I sighed and put a hand on my forehead. "I was able to get away from the frog, just to encounter another one!" The host club looked confused at my words and Kyoya spoke up. "I assume you are calling Tamaki a so called frog and that there is not an amphibian in this room." I nodded my head. "Correct, since Tamaki is acting like the frog I will call and treat him as one."

"Now since Haruhi will be your slave I can only do one thing. I will help her." Kyoya frowned at me. "We will not pay you if that is what you want in exchange." I laughed. "No, no. That isn't what I want. I'm just doing it out of the goodness of my heart. And I don't trust you with Haruhi, especially grenouille numéro deux6." Tamaki looked dejected at my last comment and went into a corner-Wait is he growing mushrooms?-you know what, I don't want to know. I'm going to make their lives a little more interesting. In other words I am going to, in every way possible, piss each and every one of them off for what they are forcing Haruhi to do.

Dialogue:
('...')-Hungary speaking on phone
*...*-reader's 2p, Ruby speaking
Translations-courtesy of google translate:
-mammy(closest thing I could get to mom or mother on google translate)(Hungarian)
-my god(Hungarian)
át-bye(Hungarian)
-hi(Hungarian)
ánat-sorry(Hungarian)
numéro deux-frog number two(French)

If I made any mistakes or spelling errors pleas,please tell me. Also, if you have any ideas for this story I could use please comment.