BAD ROMANCE
Okay chapter dues ish here! :D WARNING: For the people who are disturbed or just don't like yaoi, there is M x M pairing in this chapter (and the other chapters afterwards). No like? No read.
Ch. #2: Mello?
As Mello left, Matt walked in and yelled at Mello for not waking him up on time, like he said he would. "What happened," asked Matt. "Nothing much, L just said he wasn't gonna visit that often. He's working with a serial killer, I think," I answered. "Oh," said Matt. Oh, great. BB starts walking toward me, Near, and Matt. "I'm gonna miss L…" BB said. I blush, then Matt, then Near, then BB. Awkward silence… why do I feel this party's over? "Hey, Rose, can I talk to you privately," asked the still blushing, Matt. "Uh, sure. Excuse me," I leave BB and Near to go with Matt. "Well, since I know you like BB and Near AND hopefully me, you can only pick one to date. So… uh…" he scratches his head. "Do you want to go out with me? I mean it's fine if you don't. I like someone else, too…" "Only if you tell me who else you like." (Insert evil grin) "…If I told you, you'd think it was gross or weird and you wouldn't like me anymore," he said, frowning. "Matt, there is no possible way for me to ever think that about you." I hug him tight. "Really? Cha… it's um… Mello…" "Who?" "Mello…" "What, I didn't hear you, sorry." "GOD DAMMIT! MELLO, OKAY?" Woah, didn't see that coming… "So, um… you're Bi?" "I don't know, I guess…" "Aww, that's so cute that you like your best friend!" I smiled. "So, you still like me?," he asked. "Hell, yeah! I accept your request; I'm now your girlfriend!" I hug him and he hugs me, back. I look to where Near and BB were standing. They were gone. "I gotta go, see you later, babe!" Then, he kisses me quickly on the cheek and waves goodbye.
Later, in me and Near's room, I found Near playing with that same puzzle he always puts together. Plain white with a black gothic styled L in the corner. "Hello, Rose. How are you," Near asks. "Lovely, and you?" "Actually I needed to ask you something." "Shoot, what's on your mind, Near?" "You must already know this but, I have feelings for you. And I am almost positive that the feelings are mutual, No? All I wanted to know is if you'd like to date me." I couldn't see his face, because he was avoiding eye contact but, I could tell he was blushing bright red. "Oh, Near I just-" (Insert Near's puppy face) How could I resist that adorable little face? "Um, okay… you're just so cute…" He smiled the biggest smile I've ever seen him wear. "But I need to tell you that Ma-" He kissed me, AGAIN. 'Aw, come on! Maybe Mello was right. Maybe he really is a horny albino!' I thought of some way to get out of this but Near pulled away. "Thank you," he whispered. "For what?" "For being my first girlfriend and kiss." Damn that Near! Why did he have to be so cute? Even later, at 11:00 PM, I couldn't sleep so I got up and started roaming around the orphanage. I kept getting this eerie feeling, like someone was following me. I kept turning around but, no one was there. Until I turned around for the last time and saw glowing red eyes staring at me. I wanted to scream but I couldn't find my voice. Of course there was no need to when I figured out the eyes belonged to BB. "God BB! You scared the crap out of me!" "Heh, heh, heh. Sorry, I didn't mean to." "Why do you like to stalk me? It's creepy!" "I actually have no idea. I'm just drawn to you, I guess. I really like you. Apparently enough to stalk you." "…" "I've never truly liked someone as much as that before. Hey, Rose? Will you be mine?" He takes my hand. I was to young to be married so, I guessed he meant dating. 'Dear god, help me!' but again I couldn't help it. He was so weird and interesting that he was attractive. 'But, what about Near and Matt and the whole liking Mello thing and BB and that gross chicken I had for lunch and BANANAS AND THAT CUTE PUPPY AT THE PET STORE IS PROBABLY DEAD AND-' "GAHHHHH!" –Fwump- I black-out. "ROSE!" BB picks me up in his arms and takes me to the Nurse's Office. Amazingly the Nurse is there and she lays me in the hospital bed. Hours later I wake up to BB calling my name. "Huh?" "ROSE! Thank god you're awake!" He really does care about me, a lot. I blush because all this time I hadn't noticed he was in his boxers. He had a nice body… BB was sweeter than you would think. 'I really like him, too. Should I go out with him and forget about Matt and Near? No, that's mean, and they are my best friends.' "BB, thanks for being there for me. I really like you, too and I owe you one, big time. It's just that today, well, Matt asked me out and so did Near so I'm kinda dating two people now and I don't know what to do and-" I must have looked like I was to going to pass out again because he frowned and told me to 'shhh'. "My heads hurts," I say weakly. "I don't know what to do, and I'm so confused…" "It's okay. I think you should pick the one you like the most then go out with them instead of going out with 3 guys." "Hmm, that sounds good to me. Let's see, Matt likes Mello so that cancels him out…" "Wait one second here! Matt likes Mello? Seriously? I never thought of him as the Gay type." "ANYWAY, what about Near and you? Of course you want me to pick you but, if you say you'd do anything for me, like buy me stuff, I wouldn't pick you. I'd like the person for their personality, not for what they buy me. No matter how good the present may be." "So you like people for their personality, huh? Like I said before, people usually are scared of me. And Near acts like he has never encountered physical activity with a human before. I'm not trying to say bad things about the guy but, it's all true and you know it." "…" "I'm just saying! Maybe you need some time alone to think about it. You're alright aren't you? Then maybe I should go. Goodbye Rose the awesome." We smile, then I thank him and he leaves. I just kept getting confused when I thought about it all, so I fell back asleep. The next morning, I get up and wave goodbye to the nurse after thanking her. When I got to my room, I didn't see Near, but I heard the shower running. So I just put on some clothes and lay on my bed trying to figure everything out. The sound of the running shower finally stopped and Near walked out of the bathroom fully clothed (which is always good). "Good morning, Rose. What happened to you last night? When I woke up you weren't in your bed." "Oh, um, I couldn't sleep so I just got up and walked around. I must've fallen asleep out side the door or something." "All right." "So, um, Near. Remember yesterday, when you asked me out? Yeah, I need to talk to you about that…" "Having second thoughts are you? It's fine if you want to break up. I also don't know how to handle this situation. I know that you like Matt and BB, too. It's rather obvious, actually, but I understand that you don't know who to go with. I know this all because, well, I'm in first place for a reason." "Wow, Near. That's so sweet of you to care like that. That's just the problem though. When you act that nice and considerate, it makes me like you even more." Near blushes and sits next to me on my bed. Though Near is rather anti-social, he is very smart and can somehow put his smartness into human interaction. I sigh. Maybe coming to Wammy's house wasn't going to be as exciting as I thought. "Near, I'm so sorry…" I kiss him gently on the lips and sign off. 'Gotta find Matt, Gotta find Matt.' As I enter the cafeteria, I spot Matt eating eggs and bacon with Mello sitting next to him. I can hear them talking.
MATT: Hey, Mels, have you ever liked a guy before?
MELLO: -looks scared- Why would you ask such nonsense!
MATT: I dunno, just wondering…
MELLO: Still, there should be a reason for you to ask me that.
MATT: Just never mind it, okay?
MELLO: Matt, is there something you're hiding from me?
MATT: … -plays with his eggs-
MELLO: God dammit tell me or I'll… I'll…
MATT: You'll what? Hurt me? As if you haven't done that before? I don't think so…
MELLO: -grabs Matt's collar- I'll pound you just like Near!
MATT: … Why do you have to be so violent? You have no reason to be. It's like you hate Near, but he doesn't hate you. You're my best friend, yet you still beat me up and take your frustrations out on me. Do I hate you? No. And I never will. You know why? Because I – MRMF! – Mello's lips crash against his –
MELLO: -releases and checks to see if anyone saw that- I like you, too.
MATT: You sure can hide it, buddy.
ME: WTF just happened here?
MATT: Rose, why do you always come in on the weirdest times?
ME: I don't know, I just have bad timing, I guess. But does Mello know that we WERE dating?
MATT: What do you mean WERE? When did we break up?
ME: Well I need to talk to you…
MELLO: What? You and Rose were dating? There we go! That's my Matty Boy! –ruffles Matt's hair-
"Meeelllloooo," groaned Matt and swatted Mello's hands away. "Matt you're such a wuss." He gestures to me. "Why would you wanna break up with this guy?" "Sorry, Mello, I need to talk to him alone, please." "Okay…?" says Mello questioningly. I take Matt to his room and close the door. I sit down on the bed next to him and pat his back in a friendly way. "You still like Mello, Don't you? I mean I saw you just kiss him." "Yeah of course, but I still like you more." "I don't think so. I think you're just saying that so I don't feel bad." "N-No! That's not true! I really, truly like you! A lot!" "That's just your head saying you don't wanna except yourself actually liking a boy." "…Okay. So maybe that is true, but no matter how much you say that I don't like you, I still will." "But Matt, why do you like me? I like you cuz' you're hot and smart and geeky all at the same time. And super sweet, too!" "Well, I like you for all the same reasons. You're super HAWT, smart, and… and… Awesome!" (A/N: cough, cough, Mary sue, cough, cough) I pause to think about the situation. "So, how long have you liked Mello?" I asked curiously. "Well you know how adults say as you get older your feelings for people change? Yeah, well my last birthday is when I started feeling this for him."
Ok, wait, Rose is NOT a Mary sue. A: she sucks at math. B: she has lots of secrets. C: she is married to BB IRL (in her mind) lol. D: she gets made fun of a lot. E: she isn't very athletic unless it's soccer or running/track F: she's an anime freak, but who isn't? G: her writing skills aren't that great (as u can c). H: there is a LOT of drama between her and her friends. - But that's 100% the truth 0.o IKR? Imma a crazee psycho, I know. :P
Rose: …Don't judge me! –cries-
Punk: Hey! Don't cry! –sniffles- Cuz then I'll start crying… -sits next to Rose and cries-
Rose and Punk: BWAHAHA!... T.T
BB, Matt, Near, and Mello: -laughs-
Punk: u guys r meanies! T.T Hey, wait a sec. Rose and me are like totally alike! XD yayz!
R n' R plz! ~ PunkRose P.S. NO HATE MAIL OR FLAMES! :O