A Day in the Life…
Warnings: Comedic bashing of both Dante and Vergil, randomness, fluffy animals (not Sesshoumaru), OOCness, mild swearing, mild swerving (actually, it's pretty severe swerving…), cameo appearance of the Easter Bunny (in disguise), literal interpretation, ellipses, copy-catting, threats (both serious and non-serious), did I mention randomness?
"Dante?"
"Yeah, Vergil?"
"…I have some good news and some bad news."
"…Really?"
"Yeah…"
"Well, give me the bad news first."
"Well, I'm sorry to say—and it pains me to say this, you have no idea how sorry I feel about it and I honestly feel for you from the bottom of my heart for your loss—but…your cactus just died."
"…My what? I have a cactus? So, what's the good news?"
"Well…I'm pregnant!"
"WHA-AAT?!"
Fin