Chapter 2: Religion and government
(A few days into her stay at the Flanders house Liz gets bored and decides that she needs to find somewhere else to stay besides by that point Smithers had forgotten all about her)
(They were playing Jesus' birthday)
Rod: You can be the Virgin Mary.
Liz: Thanks… You know without evolution none of this would be possible.
Todd:(gasps) You said the E word!
Liz: Evolution?
Rod: Stop… stop saying that!
Liz: But I believe in it don't you?
Todd and Rod: NO
Liz: But evolution is all around us… I mean sure there is still a god but he helped bring about evolution
Todd and Rod: No he didn't… DADDY!
(Flanders enters)
Flanders: What is going on in here?
Rod: Daddy, it's horrible she was talking about… EVOLUTION!
Flanders: What have you been telling my children.
Liz: What I believe in. I believe in god and evolution… what's wrong with that.
Flanders: Get out of my house… get out
Liz: O and I'm sure you think Harry Potter is evil right?
Flanders: Get out of my house you, heathen!
Liz: ( walks out the door)
Flanders: And stay out!
(Liz is sooo relieved that she doesn't even realize that she has no where to go… so she goes to the Simpsons)
(Meanwhile in Washington D.C.)
Russ: Sir, there has been a breach in the time-space continuum
President: What does that mean?
Russ: Someone from a different dimension has entered our world… I believe she is from the 3rd dimension. I have 2 possibilities on how to handle this.
President: Number 2
Russ: Good choice, sir. Very, good choice. Kidnap and Dissection it is.
(Russ exits)
(Homer is hiding Liz in the basement and Lisa who was not aware of went down to get something)
Lisa: (screams)
Liz: Shh! Lisa, it's ok… it's ok I won't hurt you.
Lisa: Who are you? How do you know me?
Liz: I'm Liz… I watch you on TV all the time… I even saw you in the movie. I just never imagined I'd be in Springfeild
Lisa: Wait… are you from another dimension?
Liz: Yes, the 3rd. But no one knows not ur father no one and you can't tell anyone where I'mfrom ok?
Lisa: Well…
Liz: Lisa Simpson… promise me… promise me or… I'll… I'll tell everyone you love Milhouse
Lisa: But I don't.
Liz: I know.
Lisa: O Alright.
(Bart comes down)
Bart: Lise… cool we have a hobo living down here.
Liz: I'm not a hobo… Bart.
Bart: A hobo who knows my name
Liz: I'm not a hobo. Your father let me stay down here for awhile.
Lisa: What are you hiding from aside from the government
Liz: The government… crap I was so preoccupied with Smithers and Burns I didn't think of them.
Bart: Yea they don't particularly like hobos… or anybody else.
Lisa: She's not a hobo she's from the 3rd dimension!
Liz: Lisa!
Lisa: OoO… sorry.
Bart: Cool.
Liz: Bart you've gotta promise you won't tell anyone. The secret it gets out I'm on the late night news… and The government and Burns are after me!
(Homer comes down)
Homer: Marge, I'm going to look for the kids!
Marge: Ok, Homer.
(He walks down the stairs)
Homer: She fell for it. I'll just… O hello, kids.
Liz: Hi, Homer. It's alright.
Homer: Who are you?
Liz: I'm the girl who screamed in the break room at the power plant and called you a child… I'm sorry about that by the way. Lisa and Bart just found me down here. Thanks for letting me stay here for a while… I mean I think Smithers has forgotten about me but you can never be too safe. (She flicks back homeand then back) Whoa… whoa
(Marge had entered while she was out)
Marge: Are you alright?
Liz: Yea I think so… that was so weird… I went back home and then came back here for a second. (hears barking) sounds like my dogs.
Marge: That's just Santa's Little helper
Liz: No that was more than one dog
(She runs up the stairs and sees Gus and Josie chasing Santa's little helper)
Gus! Josie!!GUS! Josie! ( the dogs saw her and ran up) Hi, guys!
(From outside there are a bunch of EPA planes)
O… my god
Lisa: Mom, we have to get out of here… we need to get Elizabeth and go!
Liz: No, you guys don't need to protect me I'll just go on my own.
Lisa: We're accessories now… besides we do not have a good history with the EPA.