Authors note: Sorry about my other story, it is on hold until I am done this one… I am on writers block on my other one so maybe it is for the best.
AND THANK YOU, THANK YOU for all the reviews, you have no idea how happy it made me reading all of them, and seeing everyone liked it, it just makes me want to update all the time notice the fact that if you review, I will write
ON WITH THE STORY
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"Okay, everything is done" Lorelai nodded and Rory looked around.
Out on their front lawn, the chuppah (sp?) was set up decorated with flowers where Kirk and Lorelai were supposed to get married. Then their were chairs set up for each guest, and of course some food Sookie insisted on making, set up on the table next to it.
Inside the house everything was also set up, Rory, making up any excuse she could to get out of this party because she had to study, was in charge of setting up the inside. Setting up clues that would eventually lead to who killed the guest. Of course, Rory couldn't be in the party now because she already knew who did it, so her character, Esme Upshaw, was taken over by a bored, out of her mind, Paris.
-Slight dilemma, Esme Upshaw has to be nice and friendly to everyone… something both Lorelai and Rory were interested to see happen.
"So time to get you in your costume?" Rory asked.
"Yuppers" Lorelai responded and walked into the house.
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"Mom you look so pretty!" Rory explained when Lorelai exited her bathroom.
Lorelai, being the 'bride' of the party was in a wedding dress, she designed herself, it was white, at the top had small beads, and the bottom puffed out. Lorelai's hair was down and casually curly.
"Why thank-you madam" Lorelai said and curtsied. The doorbell rang, symbolizing the party has just begun.
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Slowly guests sat down in the yard dressed up in English costumes, while Rory walked around taking blackmailing pictures.
"My oh my, you look English" Lorelai joked as Luke walked over to her.
"You look really… nice" Luke commented in awe.
"I was being sarcastic, but thanks" Lorelai smiled and did a little twirl. "Here, I knew you wouldn't dress up, so I found this old hat you can wear, it'll spruce up your outfit."
After given specific instructions from Lorelai to wear a full on British command suit, Luke settled with an old black suit
"Shouldn't you be getting married?" Luke asked almost to his delight.
"My groom is currently receiving best wishes from his mother, who is also here" Lorelai laughed.
"He does know this is a FAKE wedding right?"
"That's for us to find out" Lorelai winked. "So, you think you're going to solve the mystery?"
"No" Luke replied quickly.
"Why not?"
"Because I don't really want to be here, you dragged me along"
"Oh common, you know you wanted to come"
"Lorelai, time for you to get hitched" Sookie yelled from across the lawn.
"Okay, bye, hope you get more into the game, common, you know you want to win, you'll get a prize" Lorelai wiggled her eyebrows and turned to get hitched.
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Lorelai walked down the isle to 'Here comes the bride' playing in the background, she passed Kirk's mother, Paris, who was having trouble looking interested, Rory, who wasn't even dressed up, just taking pictures, Luke, Sookie and finally Jackson.
On cue, just as Lorelai was about the reach the alter, Babbette The maid came running out of the house shouting an incoherent, "Lord McGuffin has been killed, help, help!" in her best British accent. Lorelai bit her lip in her best attempt not to laugh. Everyone hurried inside following Babbette, into the middle of the living room where Morey lay 'dead'.
"Oh my, he's dead" Lorelai said 'fake' gasping, trying to keep a strait face.
"But who would do this?" Jackson (Guy Gavioootta) asked.
"No one actually… he's still breathing" Kirk said in a monotone voice.
"Kirk" Everyone said at once.
"Sorry" Kirk said and looked at Morey once again.
Babette, really getting into character pointed an excusing finger at everyone in the room, "You all had motive, and you all had opportunity"
"Let the which hunt begin!" Lorelai said and then thought about the words she choice, "I mean, let the crime… umm, the person… umm, let's just find out who did this" She said finally and everyone went their separate ways.