I woke up last night at 1pm and got an idea, so then I just started writing. Sorry for any grammar mistakes, I didn't go through this as much as I usually do. If you people see any mistakes, just give me a word and I'll fix it straight away! :)

And expect more crack as we move forward, and as you guys suggested; Emma will mess with Neal's life, trust me. That was always my plan, and I'm doing it as crazy as possible. I'm always welcoming ideas if you guys think she should push the line even more!

Mary.

All it took was a boy, a cake and a wish. When Neal wakes up in Emma's bed and Emma wakes up in Neal's bed, things are suddenly not like they used to be.

Back to Emma—or "Neal":

"-Hi," Tamara answer and gives "Neal" a nod.

"-Hi—uhm.." he stops, he already said hi,"-love!"

"-Since when do you call me love?" she reply surprised.

"-Since I wanted to, I always called Em—ma that, but she said it was ok I started calling you that too!" he smirks. 'Oh god, it sounds like Neal's drunk..'

"-Ok?...Your coffee is cold, I should get you a new one!" Tamara encourages eagerly.

"-Why? It's totally fine," Neal reply and starts to walk over to his loved one. It's weird. The inner Emma can see something in Tamara's eyes. She's lying? Emma don't know.

"-No, no. I'll go right now, meet me in Granny's. In 20 minutes!" she rushes out of the room and Neal stands there like a question mark, but this time with a suspicion in his back head.

He goes to the big wardrobe in the room. Then comes by some of Tamara's clothes and murmurs something about "whore" and goes on to his own clothes.

'Wait a minute, let's say Neal was drunk last night, what would he do?' he thinks in her head and when she comes to a conclusion, she grins evily and drags some of Tamara's clothes into the bathroom.

"-Tamara hasn't been here that long, I could have a hangover for all she know," he murmurs and grins even bigger, if that's possible.

'Mwahahahahah!' an inner Emma laughs hysterical. Though, the new Emma would'nt be so excited if she finds out that fake Neal pied on his fiancé's clothes..

'Ok, ok. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe!' the new Emma tries to encourage herself, 'They probably won't even notice this..' she think and goes down the stairs, like any other normal Emma.

"-Emma, you look different. New haircut?" David asks, and Emma's jaw drops.

"-How can you tell?!" she exclaims.

"-Darling, are you ok?" Mary Margaret asks from behind the counter and sends her a concerned look.

"-I—I," she tries again, but fails. Neal knows it now. He has missed out on so much of Emma's life. He doesn't know how to act like her anymore.

"-Relax. I was simply kidding.. " David says fast, but suddenly he raises an eyebrow, "-But, then again, is there something new?"

"-No—no, of course not," she answers, almost too fast.

They sit in silence and eat breakfast. They time goes slowly by, and Emma almost feel like it's a dream or something. Nothing happens, they don't seem to be suspicious or something. Like a boss!

"-So, Emma, do you remember where you hid the presents for Henry's birthday?" Mary asks without looking up from the paper.

'Oh shit, shit, shit!' an inner voice in Neal's head exclaims. It takes so long time for her to answer, that both of her parents start to look up at her.

"-Sure I do," she answers, but it doesn't sound so convincing. Messed up again.. They both seem to trust her and start to have a conversation.

"-Let's hope Neal doesn't mess up," she murmurs and gets two comforting looks from her parents. They are actually so comforting that Emma raises an eyebrow and wants to comfort herself and go back to bed.

"-Emma, I'm sure he won't!" Mary Margaret takes her hand and smiles. David just nods.

"-You never know how much people can mess with other people's lives.."

"-Yeah, this town is so strange.." a voice said as Neal pass by a door. He stops with the heart in his troth. This is not good.

"-I know, according to Neal, they are all fairy tale characters," a familiar voice answers. Tamara?

"-Really, what are we going to do about that?" the other voice asks. Neal just stands there, his heart beating fast. Does these two know each other?

"-Well, I'm going to go now, Greg," Tamara suddenly says

'Damn straight you are!'

"-Do you have to, Tam?" Greg asks.

"-Yeah, sorry. Look forward to tonight. Coffee for Neal.." she sighs and this takes Neal back to reality. He has got to hide! He jumps behind a corner and he feels his heart almost going out of his chest. He's nervous.

'I wonder if Gold's got any pink paint..' the inner Emma thinks and grins again. Her and her ideas today. 'Emma, pick yourself together!'

Please review :')

Q: What do you guys think? Did I push it too far? Emma really grabs every single change she gets to mess with her ex's life. She is jealous, and we will probablu see a pain when we move further into the story, because you all know, she still loves him and she isn't going to forgive him as fast as he smiles to her. Emma probably blame him for a few things, and it's not easy. It's all up to you, if I get more reviews, it's more possible I'll update faster!