Wiz: Wherever in the world there is a hero, there is always his other half, completing his couple. Boomstick: And these two girls are no exception, even if sometimes they are the ones wearing the trousers.
W: Rena Ryugu, Hinamizawa's angel and savior. B: And Yuno Gasai, Sakurami's serial killer/stalker
B: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick,
W: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Rena Ryugu
Wiz: Rena Ryugu is the main female protagonist of Higurashi Boomstick: Aww, she's so cute... How can she be a Yandere? "USODA!" Holy shit! W: She is the daughter of a lawyer and of one of the greatest actresses in the world,
Regina Umizoki.
B: But Mr Ryugu wasn't a loyal husband. He was bringing also an extra-marriage relation with Reiko Mizuki, which is also the lover of Teppei Hojo, the current leader of the Hojo family in Hinamizawa.
W: As a result of this, her parents divorced and sent her to a school in a nearby village, Okinomiya. Alas, things didn't go well in there. Infact, she began to hear voices about coming back to Hinamizawa.
B: She destroyed all the windows in her school and beat three boys to death with an iron bat. Whoa, she's a monster. W: Back in her hometown, she met Keiichi, and though she doubted about her new friend's honesty, she has a crush on him B: Yeah, but the boys here are for the battle!
W: Oh, sorry. The fact that Rena Ryugu is what she is lies in the fact that she becomes a demonish person whenever hurt physically or psychologically. B: She can count on a huge amount of weapons, such as her favorite cleaver, Satoshi's bat (just for some times), huge ass knives and an iron tube. Not to mention she is a pretty good boxer as well. She's a pro both in solo action and group fighting. Look what she made when against the Yamainu!
W: Her biggest weakness lies in the fact that she is a little too gullible. Anything you say, she's the kind of girl that believes you anyway. B: I gotta say, she is absolutely the cutest character...
"Did someone say CUUUTE?" I'M GONNA TAKE IT HOME! "
B: ... Ehhh nevermind.
Yuno Gasai
W: Life results are important, for you and your parents, but sometimes they can lock you up. B: And when we talk about Yuno Gasai 's past, the "lock up" thing is real. W: She also had a sad life until she joined for the first time Deus Survival game. Here, she met Yukiteru and made her way to the top, with the only target to get to kill Yukiteru lastly and become a God. B: But as a God she came back into another past, killed her second self and disguised as her until the second Yukiteru realized that she wasn't the REAL Yuno. Gg, guy, too bad it's too late to come back. W: As a human, she can master both katana sword play and machine gun using, sometimes both of them. As a god, her powers are above the rest, creating holes in the non-existence and summoning fire and her esper named Murmur. B: That Murmur? Nah... *Super Murmur Showing * Holy shit! How's that even possible?! W: This is Murmur without her bracelets, she doesn't seem to stop attacking until her victim is good as dead. B: Next time I'm going to Japan, I'll remember not to anger these evil spirits. W: Her most powerful weapon, the Yukki 's diary, is also her greatest weaknesses, because she can find out what's happening to Yukiteru, but not what's happening around her, making it completely useless in this battle. B: Whatever you may say, she still is awesome.
W: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all. B: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Yuno is walking around in a pink bunny suit. She suddenly stops and takes her helmet off. "Whew, sure is hot today, isn't it? I hope Yukki is fine... I really would like to go to the beach with him. " As she fantasize, she hears something in the air. "Cuuuute! Gonna take it home with meee!" a girl with reddish hair rushes towards the bunny. "Huh? You're not a bunny! Then if you are not a bunny, what in Kanafuchi are you? "
Yuno saw this is coming so she slashed her bunny suit apart. " What am I, you ask? Let's put it this way... I'm your worst nightmare. "
FIGHT!
Yuno began to hit her enemy with cruelness, then she slashed her away. "Too easy" she chanted until she felt something hard hit her head very hard. "You.. How did you? " Rena smirked,with demon eyes: "As you can see, I'm no pushover. And I'm not gonna fall against you!". She roared and aimed at the girl with the katana. The battle kept on rising until Yuno shot her twice in the left arm. "You say you are a demon, eh? Well then, I shall get rid of you, cos' I AM GOD! (every reference to demonic hedgehogs are purely casual)". After saying that, she began to cast fireballs from her hands. Rena was firstly scared, but then she remembered the baseball training with Keiichi, grabbed the legendary bat which first belonged to Satoshi and swung the demonic fireballs back to Yuno,weakening her. "Not enough! Murmur, get rid of your bond rings". The angry imp started rushing against Rena and started attacking her. Rena seemed down for good. "Murmur, finish her.", cackled Yuno. But, as soon as the imp was approaching, something hit its chin, knocking it out. "Too late, girlie ", said Yuno before crushing Rena with a Dimensional Orb.
Rena woke up in what it seemed her house. "Rena, breakfast is ready!", said a feminine voice. "M-Mom?! My parents broke up six years ago, what's happening... This is all your fault... " she tried to say Yuno, but the result was a weird buzz, like from a TV without signal. "This is your world, a world where I don't exist and everything is just as perfect." "It's all a lie. " As Rena said this, that idle world started to crumble. "What? This wasn't supposed to happen! Aren't you a gullible girl?" Yuno was clearly shitting her pants. "I'm fine with that.", said Rena. After an earthquake, Yuno saw the dimensional orb being cut in half. Rena was free. Also, she was healed from her wounds. "Get ready to die, Yuno!". Rena rushed forward, and so did her rival. But when they clashed, a horrifying shriek came out from one of their mouths. After they landed, the one who stood up first was Rena, extremely exhausted. Yuno stood too, but some seconds later, her head slid off from her body. "Pathetic.", stated Rena before walking away.
KO! *scene in which Rena takes Yuno's head, willing to take it home *
B: Actually, I saw this coming! W: Rena's attitude to battle made her the best candidate to victory. Also, the dimensional orb in the original source wasn't a real threath, even though Yukiteru nearly fell for it.
B: Only because Yukiteru is a douche, it doesn't mean Yuno is useless. W: Her greatest weapon, Yukki's Diary, is also her biggest fault. It can scan what is happening around Yukiteru, but not what's happening around her. B: True.
W: The winner is Rena Ryugu.
Next time on death battle
A purple baby dragon walks around, following an alicorn. "Wait, Princess Twilight."
VS
An adult dragon is celebrating for his dragonfly " Well, Hunter, it's not an everyday thing that a dragon finds his dragonfly."