(We see Chris McLean standing on the dock)

McLean: Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Last episode we met our new contestants. (Clips show of each of the contestants arriving) There first challenge turned out to be harder than was expected-for four of them! (Shows an unseen clip of Wally-AKA Numbuh 4- and Rikki, Emma and Cloe chickening out of the challenge) But we now have a mystery on our hands. What did Rikki not want Emma and Cloe let anyone know? And why did Rikki jump into the water? Find out these questions and more on TOTAL

DRAMA

ISLAND!

(We skip to a scene where we are looking out from a closet and see the girls sleeping. (A.N: Yes, I am doing this!) We hear snickering and the camera turns to Brandon, who has a video camera he somehow snuck in)

Brandon: Yeah, I'm recording them. What can I say? When a guy gets double-dog-dared to do something, he don't back down. Unless he's a nerd!

Brandon: (Whispers) This is gonna be awesome!

(Bella sits up and stretches, revealing she only has a bra and shirt on. (Seriously, the real show has done worse than this!))

Brandon: (Whispers) F*** yeah!

(Bella freezes as if she heard something. She wraps the blanket around her and walks to the closet)

Brandon: (Whispers) Oh, s***! Oh, s***! Oh, s***!

(Bella opens the door and screams, awakening Cloe and Emma, who also scream)

Bella: WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!

Brandon: OH, S***!

(Cloe and Emma grab Brandon as Bella pulled a night gown on. She walked over, her eyes yellow, her tail swishing back and forth quickly, and her claws digging into her palms)

Emma: You're in deep s*** now!

(We pan to outside. Fighting noises are heard from inside the girls' room and the door slams open. Brandon is thrown out and lands painfully on his head)

Cleo: And don't ever let us catch you here again! (Slams door)

Brandon: (Under his breath) Crazy b****es. (Smiles widely as he takes out his camera) But I got it on film. (Walks into the boys room, where Ed, Edd, Jonny, and Chris are asleep, but Eddy and Peter are awake)

Eddy: (Whispers) Did you get it?

Brandon: With some difficulty, but yeah.

Peter: (Whispers) Awesome! Let us see!

(Brandon sits down in between them and plays the video)

Eddy: F***, I thought I'd have to wait till either A, we're married, or B, she was drunk to see that! This is Heaven!

Brandon: I never thought me and Eddy would get along. You know, what with me crushing on Bella, and him being her girlfriend.

(Edd slowly opens his eyes, and Brandon hurriedly puts the camera away)

Edd: Good morning. What are you gentlemen doing up so early?

Peter: We were just- (Gets cut off by Eddy putting his hand on Peter's mouth)

Eddy: We were just waking up! (Turns to Ed, Jonny, and Chris, who are still sleeping) Lumpy! Melon Head! Green guy! Wake up!

(Ed woke with a start and jumped up)

Ed: Reporting for duty, Eddy sir!

(Jonny woke up and stretched with Plank in his hands. Chris, however, was still asleep)

Eddy: Hey! GREEN GUY!

Edd: Eddy! He has a name! (Walks over and gently shakes Chris)

Chris: (Smiles and pulls out ear plugs) If you've been living with my bro as long as I have, you'd use ear plugs, too.

Eddy: Whatever! Let's get some breakfast! I'm starving!

(As they head out the door, Eddy stops Chris)

Eddy: Me and Brandon have somethin' to show ya after breakfast.

(They meet the girls outside, who each glare at Brandon)

Bella: (Slaps Brandon) Pervert.

Emma: (Punches Brandon) Peeper.

Cleo: (Whacks Brandon) They took the good ones.

(The girls stomp off towards the mess hall)

Jonny: (Listens to Plank) How am I supposed to know why there so mad?

(After breakfast, Eddy and Brandon brought Chris behind the building. They show him the video, which he turns white at)

Chris: So that's why the girls are so p***ed.

Eddy: Yup. But trust me, they've been madder. Only, each time they broke the camera.

Chris: Dudes! We shouldn't have this!

Brandon: What do ya mean?! It took hard work to get this!

(Suddenly, McLean's voice is heard)

McLean: Attention all campers! Report to the beach immediately for today's challenge! (Laughs) McLean out!

(The campers make there way to the beach, Brandon looking fearfully at the girls. They saw McLean and Chef standing next to a weird machine)

McLean: Today you will be facing your greatest fears!

(Everyone gasps)

Edd: Wait, but you don't know what our greatest fears are.

McLean: Which is why I have a lie detector. (Pats the machine) You will tell us your fears, and they will come to life!

(Everyone gasps again)

Bella: Dude! I can't face my greatest fear! It's too horrible! Sometimes I dream about it! I scream and cry in my sleep! Doppio D says so! IT'S TOO HORRIBLE, MAN! TOO F***ING HORRIBLE!

McLean: You will have to spend five minutes with your greatest fear. For each person that does, your team gets a point. If you don't spend five minutes with your fear, your team will lose a point. Now, onto the confessions!

Ed: My greatest fear is Sarah when she's mad! SARAH BAD FOR ED!

Edd: Everyone knows my greatest fear is being dirty. (Eyes widen) Wait! Not like that! I mean filthy! Dirt and grime!

Eddy: I don't have a fear. (Buzzer goes off) WHAT?! Oh, alright! My greatest fear is my brother! Are you f***ing happy?!

Bella: Well, my-my greatest fear is-is-is...OH, IT'S TOO HORRIBLE! (Breaks down in tears. Cuts off and reappears when Bella is done crying) Ok, I don't think they're allowed to do this, but my greatest fear is Eddy being...dead. OH, I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT! (Breaks into tears again)

Brandon: My greatest fear at the moment? Bella. (Shudders)

Cloe: My greatest fear? Getting wet in front of a bunch of people.

Emma: My greatest fear is someone finding out my secret, about what happens when I get wet.

Peter: I don't like the dark.

Jonny: My greatest fear is someone killing all the trees.

Chris: I guess my greatest fear is losing my bro.

Wally: Drowning. (A.N: Don't really know his greatest fear)

Steve: Moths.

Finn: Losing Jake.

Jake: Losing Finn.

May: Spending Valentine's Day without big Ed.

Marie: Losing my dreamboat.

Lee: Not growin' up.

Brian: For me? Accidentally eating chocolate thinking it was something else.

Stewie: ...Baths.

Kevin: Eddy's brother is bad news, man.

Martin: My greatest fear is losing Chris.

(After everyone was done, they sat down on the beach)

McLean: (Standing next to a wheel) Now, I will spin this wheel. Whoever it lands on will go first. (Spins the wheel and after a minute stops on...) Bella!

Bella: (Gulp)

Edd: You can do it, Bella! Just remember that it's not real.

(Bella smiles and walks up)

Eddy: What's her fear?

Edd: I have a feeling they're going to show it.

(McLean leads Bella into a small room. All they see is something lying on the floor before the door closes. McLean turns on a camera and speaks into a microphone)

McLean: Bella, you can open your eyes now. (Laughs)

Bella: (Slowly opens her eyes and screams) NO! NO, IT CAN'T BE! NOOOOOOO!

(The camera moves and we see that the item is a life-sized Eddy doll, laying with it's eyes closed)

Bella: (Breaks down into tears) NO! PER FAVORE DON'T BE REAL! PER FAVORE! (Breaks down and kneels down next to the doll, crying)

Eddy: That's her greatest fear?

Edd: (Nods) Yes. Eddy, this is how much she cares about you. This is the nightmare she has every night your scams cause the kids to beat us up.

Eddy: She cares that much? (Looks a little sad and ashamed that he didn't say that)

Edd: Yes, Eddy. In fact, she had this dream for a week after 'The Insident'

(After five minutes of Bella sobbing and crying, McLean announced that time was up)

McLean: Though I should let this continue for a few minutes. It gets good ratings.

Martin: For Pete's sake, dude! Let her out of there!

McLean: Alright. (Opens the door and Bella runs out, tear-stained face in her hands)

Bella: (Runs through the people sitting and hugs Eddy) I never want to go through that again.

Eddy: (Nervously pats her back) Um, it's ok.

McLean: Aw! How precious! Now, we spin again! (Spins the wheel and it lands on...) Eddy!

(Eddy's face whitens as he stands up, shaking)

Eddy: There's no way...

McLean: Oh, yes, there is.

(A helicopter lands and Eddy's Brother exits)

McLean: And because here is two people's greatest fear, they'll deal with him at the same time! Kevin!

(Kevin gulps as he walks up)

Danny: Well, well, well. Hello, pipsqueak. Never thought I'd see ya on TV.

Eddy: HE DOUBTS I CAN BE ON TV?! THAT B***ARD! (Multiple Beeps) I'M GONNA F***ING KILL HIM!

Danny: (From outside) Come on out, Eddy!

Eddy: (Gulp) Maybe not...

McLean: Tell you what. I'll make this a bonus round. If you can, by some miracle, beat here, I'll give you each five points!

Danny: I doubt they can beat me.

Kevin: (Turns to Eddy. Whispers) Team up just this once?

Eddy: (Whispers) Yeah. Truce.

(They both turn to Danny and attack him. Danny is surprised, and gets beaten up)

McLean: And both the Kats and the Dogs get five points!

(Everyone cheers as Eddy and Kevin sit down)

McLean: Ok. Who will face there fear next? (Spins wheel and it lands on...) Brandon!

Brandon: No, dude! PLEASE NO!

McLean: Sorry, dude. Unless you wanna lose your team a point, you must.

(Brandon sighs and enters the room)

Bella: What's Brandon's fear?

(McLean makes Brandon give him the camera and McLean shows Bella the video Brandon took that morning)

Bella: (Eyes turn yellow with rage and her claws appear) I'M GONNA F***ING KILL YOU, BRANDON JAMES KANKER! YOU F***ING PERVERT!

Brian: That girl's got mouth!

(Brandon screams as Bella runs into the rooms and starts beating him up)

Brandon: NO! PLEASE! I'LL DESTROY THE CAMERA! I'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN! I PROMISE!

Bella: IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOUR GOD D*** EXCUSES! YOU SAW IT, AND THAT'S ALL I NEED TO F***ING MURDER YOU!

Stewie: (to Brian) Remind me to ask her to help me kill Lois.

Brian: Duily noted.

(Five minutes later, Brandon comes out and appears to be on the verge of death)

McLean: Now that's some good TV! (Snaps fingers) Chef, get Brandon to the hospital room.

(Chef nods and picks up the bloody mess that was Brandon and walks towards the mess hall)

Edd: Note to self. Don't make Bella mad.

Eddy: Note to self. Don't record Bella naked.

Bella: Notes to self. Get a restricting order on Brandon, and take anger management classes.

McLean: Now that that's out of the way, let's see who goes next. (Spins wheel and it lands on...) Double D!

Edd: (Gulp) Oh, dear.

McLean: You will have to dive into and stay in this dumpster for five minutes. (Chef, wearing a gas mask, pushes a dumpster on wheels forward)

Edd: If I must. (Gingerly lowers himself in) OH, THE INHUMANITY!

McLean: (Laughs) While he does that, let's have another person go. (Spins wheel and it lands on...) Cloe!

Cloe: Um, I-I (Sighs) I'm sorry, but I can't.

McLean: Oh! And the Kats lose a point!

Peter: Thanks a lot, Cloe!

Bella: So the score is 6-5, us. We're still winning.

McLean: Let's move on, shall we? (Spins wheel and lands on...) Steve!

Steve: Oh, dear.

McLean: Steve, today we have for you entire room of moths!

Eddy: (Bursts out laughing) YOUR GREATEST FEAR IS MOTHS?! Oh, that's so lame!

(Steve goes into the room of moths and freaks out. After 5 minutes, both Edd and Steve are done with their challenges)

McLean: That's 7-6, Killer Kats! (Spins wheel and lands on...) Wally!

Wally: I SAID CALL ME NUMBUH 4!

McLean: Whatever. Come on up! (Wally walks up) Now, because we're not allowed to actually kill you, you will be lowered into the ocean in a class cage that could fall apart at any second!

Wally: WHAT?!

McLean: Buh-bye! (Shoves wally, AKA Numbuh 4, into the cage and a helicopter lowers it) Right, so who's next? (Spins wheel and lands on...) Jonny!

Jonny: I can do it!

McLean: Great! Just go to the woods where Chef is waiting. And remember, you're not allowed to stop him.

(After everyone had a turn to face there fears, or decide not to, the score was 15-10 Dogs, meaning they had won!)

McLean: And the Dogs win today's challenge!

(Dogs cheer loudly)

(Back in the mess hall, the Kats are deciding who to vote off. Stewie brings Brian off to the side)

Stewie: (Whispers) Listen, dog, you and me form an alliance.

Brian: (Whispers) An alliance? With you?

Stewie: But of course. I have everyone's strengths and weaknesses right here, and I'd share them with you.

Brian: Wait, you do? (Takes paper) Let me see that.

Ed

Strength: Very strong

Weakness: Very dumb, easily distracted

Edd

Strength: Very smart, can build things quickly

Weakness: Very weak, doesn't like filth

Eddy

Strength: Very crafty, sneaky

Weakness: Very greedy

Bella

Strength: Can be tough if angered

Weakness: Very caring to anyone, even if they're bad

Brandon

Strength: Tough, can scare Bella

Weakness: Tends to p*** Bella off

Cloe

Strength: Good with animals

Weakness: Water

Emma

Strength: Good with people

Weakness: Water

Peter

Strength: Tough as he has fought the chicken man many times

Weakness: Fat and lazy, dumb

Jonny

Strength: Super hero counterpart

Weakness: Will do anything if one threatens to harm 'Plank'

Chris

Strength: Good with animals, climber

Weakness: Falling from heights (A.N: Referencing 'Flight of The Draco')

Wally

Strength: Tough, good fighter

Weakness: Can't swim

Steve

Strength: Smart

Weakness: Scared of getting hurt/moths

Finn

Strength: A good fighter

Weakness: UNKNOWN

Jake

Strength: Can stretch into anything

Weakness: UNKNOWN

May

Strength: Tough

Weakness: Dumb

Marie

Strength: Tough, sneaky

Weakness: UNKNOWN (A.N: I don't know her weakness)

Lee

Strength: Tough, sisters and brother do whatever she says

Weakness: UNKNOWN

Kevin

Strength: Strong, jock

Weakness: Overprotective of his bike

Martin

Strength: Good with animals, swimming

Weakness: UNKNOWN

Brian: Woah, Stewie, how do you know all this?

Stewie: Read a couple diaries, eavesdropped on some people.

Brian: Hey, why am I not on here?

Stewie: Brian, I've know you my whole life. I already know your strengths and weaknesses.

Brian: Good point. Ok, let's make an alliance.

(Later that night at the campfire)

McLean: Kats, you are here for your second time in a row. On this plate I have 9 marshmallows, but there are 10 campers. When I call your name, come get a marshmallow. Chris.

Bella

Ed

Double D

Eddy

Peter

Jonny

Brandon

(Now only Cloe and Emma remain)

McLean: And the last marshmallow goes to...

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(Close up of Cloe's worried face)

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(Close up of Emma's worried face)

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McLean: Cloe.

Emma: (Stands up and turns to Cloe) You can do this, Cloe. (Walks to the dock and dives into the water)

(Back in the girls side of the Kats' cabin)

Bella: Well, I guess it's just you and me, now.

Cloe: For the girls, anyway.

Bella: Yeah.

McLean: Another challenge, another camper voted off. This time it was Emma. Who will be next? And- WHAT IS THAT?! (Camera pans and shows what looks like a mermaid tail just under the water)

McLean: Wow! Join us next time on

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