Ramirez: I'm back! Sorry it took me so long. I was just working on another fan fiction.
Sly: That's what they all say.
Ramirez: And who's "they"?
Sly: Your mom.
Ramirez: (punches Sly)
Sly: Ow!
Ramirez: Anyway time for questions!
Wolfwriter101
To Carmelita and Sly: What do you guys think of being paired up by almost everybody on this site?
Carmelita: They should all go to-
Sly: I like this place already.
Carmelita: You and me? NEVER!!
Sly: Aw, don't be like that. You know you like me.
Ramirez: Moving on…
To Murray: How did you get beefed up between the events of Sly 1 and Sly 2?
Murray: I hit the gym a lot. Mostly strength training.
Dimitri: Ha-ha that is a greasy sweet lie because you're fat still!
Murray: The Murray is NOT FAT!! Just chubby.
Ramirez: Okay…
Murray: What? I'm serious.
Ramirez: You weigh over 550 pounds! That's not chubby that's just HUMONGOUS!!
Murray: (cries)
Bentley: Can we move on?
Alatriel Evanstar
To Sly: What was your favorite heist?
Sly: The one where I took all of Carmelita's clothes in her office and she had to walk around naked for two hours! That was the best! I got pictures too.
Ramirez: OOH! Let me see.
Carmelita: (pulls out shock pistol and shoots both of them)
Ramirez and Sly: (unconscious)
Carmelita: I finally hit him. Gotcha, Ringtail.
Bentley: You still can't leave.
Carmelita: DARN!!
Echo Echo 123
To Neyla: If you had to team up with somebody who would it be Sly or Kevin Levin from Ben 10 Alien Force?
Neyla: Sly. I hate Kevin Levin.
Kevin Levin: Aw…
Demonic Fox 16
To Sly: Who do you actually love Neyla or Carmelita?
Sly: (wakes up temporarily) I love Carmelita because she fits the qualities that I look for and she never would betray me. ( falls unconscious again)
Carmelita: Who cares? I don't love criminals.
Neyla: I love Ramirez Wolfen.
Carmelita: Oh yeah? When I shot him you didn't protest.
Neyla: That's because he is the host and the host is always okay.
Ramirez: Yep! That's right!
Neyla: OMG! Ramirez you're awake! (kisses Ramirez)
Ramirez: Who says I don't get girls?
Dimitri: Next greasy sweet question.
Nilia
To Sly: What was your actual motive behind kissing Carmelita after the Clockwerk incident in Russia?
Sly: (wakes up) To taste her lips.
Bentley: That's nasty.
Ramirez: No it's not.
To Murray: What kind of girls do you like, if any?
Murray: Someone who loves food and smashing stuff.
Ramirez: What do you mean someone? Boys count, too?
Murray: NO!!
To Carmelita: Do you intentionally let Sly go each time you have him cornered?
Carmelita: No and do you want me to intentionally kill you?
Sly: You know you love me.
Carmelita: Silence Ringtail.
To Everybody: Are you all vegetarians?
Everybody: Only the carnivores by species aren't vegetarians.
To Everybody: At any point in your lives, were you tempted to kill one another and eat them?
Sly: One time Murray looked like steak and I had a knife in my hand…
Murray: (scared)
Carmelita: Sometimes I wish I could eat Cooper.
Neyla: And I would love to nibble on my cuddly-wuddly Ramirez!
Ramirez: Sweet.
To Bentley: Do you sleep in your shell at night?
Bentley: Sure do. It's drafty though…
Ramirez: That's it for now. Coming again soon!
Everybody: Bye, losers!!