I Love You So Much That I Hate You

Me: Hi, guys! So, I'm up and writing again because in less than a day I got SIX positive reviews and that made me very, very happy. And kudos to Irmina for figuring out my first little plan, except that, they're using the handful of a pureblood as an excuse. Not the killings.

Zero: Wait a minute…you mean….oh crap.

Kaname: I'm much appreciative of that plan.

Zero: Curse you, author!

Kaname: Just do the disclaimer.

Zero: What he said in chapter one…

*Chapter Start*

Zero shifted from side to side uncomfortably in his new white uniform. "Augh! I Hate this…" He muttered darkly.

"Be quiet. She'll be arriving soon and you need to behave like the rest of us." Kaname hissed darkly. "If she suspects anything, the plan's out the window."

Zero huffed and leaned against the wall.

"Ah, there she is now." Kaname said walking towards her. She was lovely, with blue-gray eyes surrounded by sooty black lashed, and pitch black hair. She was tall and thin but not overly so, with a very feminine face and body and she was very shapely. Her aura was alluring and playful. He could see why she was named Elysium. Everything about her was pure heaven. He could already tell that she was going to be a winner with the humans. Kaname bowed towards her. "Elysium Constance…it's been a while has it not?" he asked.

"Ah, Prince Kaname how wonderful to see you," she responded. "And yes, it's definitely been much too long." She flipped her silky hair back over her shoulder and turned the captivating gaze towards Zero, "Who's this? I don't believe I've met you." She said softly.

"…"

"Erm, hello?" She asked, waving a hand in front of his face.

"…" Whap! "Huh? Wah?" he asked, looking around before glaring at Kaname. "Bastard! Why'd you slap me! I'm not Aidou! You can't just man handle me like one of your little worshipers!" he cried.

"Stupid level D. I'm still higher than you and you will respect me."

"Look here, you! You can go-" He was cut off by the melodic sound of Elysium's laugh. He frowned. "What's so funny?"

"Oh, it's nothing." She assured him. "It's just that…it's been so long since I've seen anyone survive giving Kaname Kuran a piece of their mind. It's refreshing." She sighed and turned to Kaname. "Wow, he must be something if you're willing to tolerate that."

"What?" Zero asked. "We're not going out!" He exclaimed. "I hate Kaname!" Elysium smiled.

"Then you wouldn't mind showing my around town tonight?" She asked batting her lashed flirtatiously. "I would love to see the town."

"Erm…well, sure."

"Actually, Zero, you can't remember?"

"What are you talking about, Kuran?"

"You and I have to go investigate the mysterious murders, and Elysium, you must be tired from your trip. I don't think it's a good idea for you to go out when tired with a dangerous creature on the prowl."

"Nope. I slept the whole way here. I'm wide awake!" she smiled brightly, making Kaname frustrated.

"Well, either way, Zero and I have to investigate those murders. I'm sorry, maybe some other time." He said. She looked between them the realization clicked in her eyes.

"Oooh, I got it." She winked at Kaname. "It's fine, I'll get cousin Aidou to show me around."

"What? No, it's not like that." Kaname tried to explain.

"You don't have to explain it to me, Kaname. I promise I understand. Anywho (C.C: See? I'm not the only one who says! Zero: Grrrrrr Me: Shhhh!) , let's just get to class, kay?" she asked and bounded off.

"Well, that went fairly well, and what did she mean by 'Oh, I got it'?" Zero said, looking at Kaname, who's aura was that of a drenched cat.

"How would I know? Elysium is not an easy girl to understand."

"Clearly. She's pretty hot thought." Kaname's eyes twitched.

"Just get to class, Zero."

"Fine, fine. I get it you want her. I'll keep my hands off."

"For the love of Kami, I don't want her!" Kaname exploded.

"Whoa, chill. Maybe you should go to the room. I don't need to have to explain to Yuuki that her beloved friend Kaname had to be killed because he went crazy."

"No, I'm fine." Kaname said tersely before heading to class."

*After Class, in the forest*

"Hey, Kaname! Come look at this! I found another body." He pressed his hand to the body. "Barely cold. It's only been out here for about 36 hours at the most." He said. "And check this out." He pulled the hair from the guy's neck. "Those are bite marks."

Kaname nodded. "A vampire did this. And from the way those holes aren't just jagged, I'd say it wasn't a level E. We got a coherent vampire on our hands." Kaname said, looking up at Zero.

"What? I thought that all vampires had agreed not to drink from humans!" Zero exclaimed. Kaname shook his head.

"No, just the majority of them. Some still don't like the idea. They think real blood isn't worth giving up."

"That's insane."

"And then there are those that can't drink the blood tablet." Kaname replied. "In order to survive, they have to drink real blood."

"Isn't that what the shipments of blood bags are for, though?" Zero looked at Kaname again.

Kaname couldn't help but smirk. "Since when are you involved in vampire business?" Kaname asked. "Well, isn't it kind of my business? Considering that I'm a vampire." Kaname blinked. Did I just hear right? Did he really just accept himself as a vampire?

"Right," Kaname nodded. "Well, actually they're for vampires in dire need of blood. Ones that have been injured and such." He explained. Zero nodded.

"Oh, that makes sense." Zero replied, yawning slightly.

"Yeah, let's go back to the dorm. You seem tired and we've done enough work for now." Zero nodded softly and they started off for the moon dorms.

*See You Next Time*

Me: Thanks and stay tuned!