this is the second earthbound song parody i'm doing.
pollyana, also known as: what happens if the chosen four are immature morons, who were just given three cappichinos! AKA: when I get oreos...
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Ness: I believe the camera man
is stalking me now once again! eep!
Paula: if you're gonna fight, then cook
should prob'ly wash your frying pan. yeah...
Jeff: super bombs and bottle rockets
ness: lit the fuse!
poo: ness, were getting ko-ed 'cause a you!
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Paula: all the super bombs are mine!
Jeff: I'm the only pyro here! gosh!
Paula: SAY THAT TO THE FLAMING FISTS!
Jeff: you fill everybody up with fear... yeeesh!
Poo: anger manly fish, then we're harpooned!
Ness: but get on Paulas nerves, all life is dooomed
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Paula: all these boys are the fools...
Ness: thought it was chocolate, it was really poodoo!
Poo: i take offence to that statement, i'm gonna have a go at you!
Jeff: stop fighting like little children, won't you handle it like men.
Ness: kay, hey poo! makeover contest!
Poo: if thats how you settle it, then... okay then.
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sequence
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Ness: paula, what does normal mean
Paula: No one can define it ness, geez
Jeff: actu'ly I think I can
Poo: no one asked you brainiac! derp!
Jeff: why is every one so mean to me!
Tony: don't worry jeff, because you still got me!
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Ness: people who don't like steak are fools..
WHY A SUGAR CRASH NOWWWWWWWWW!
Paula: Moron one has been neutralized!
Poo is number two to go!
now it's just me, jeff, and tony, and some mr. saturn eating cookie dough!
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MR saturn : mr 547urn 54y b01n6
Tony: I'm actually more insane than you!
jeff: oh darn, sugar crash too...
Paula: tendas we will leave this to you!
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Tenda 1: hey, wait! I dont wanna sing!
Tenda 2: have you forgotten that we're shy?!
Tenda 3: i would rather be home eating this enormous piece of pie!
Tenda 4: I believe humans are morons
tendas: and that's why we stay away from you!
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I was bored... pollyana was stuck in my head! don't ask...