Tobi gave Zetsu his cup, "Is Tobi done now?" "Yes you are, and for being a good boy I have something for you."

The boy apparently thought it was a trick to get another shot but he squealed when his lover gave him a lollipop. "YAY!" "There's one for you too Deidara."

The blonde just handed his lover his cup and glared at the bipolar man. "No thanks un." Sasori smirked, "But I thought you liked the cherry flavor?"

"I don't want it un!" '"Is that really how you feel?" Zetsu waved the sweet in front of his face with the blonde stuttering, "I..I don't….cut it out….AGH!"

He snatched it and stomped off, "Ass un!"

The doctors both chuckled. "All that fuss when he did in fact want it. Why is that Sasori?" "He assumes I'll call him a child." "You would but now to the next pair."

Setting the samples they just collected to the side and cleaning the area they went back. "Who's next?"

Kisame frowned, "What about you two? Aren't you going to participate?"

Zetsu smirked, "We've already checked each other. Now since you're the first to open his mouth Kisame, it's your turn."

Itachi smiled at his lover groaning like he was being punished and went with him. Sasori smirked, "I'm glad we have at least one person who will volunteer willingly."

2nd: Kisame and Itachi

The shots weren't a problem but the physical part was a pip.

Itachi stood there as Zetsu checked him, twitching his brow occasionally. Zetsu glanced up with a grin, "Is it really that embarrassing Itachi?" "I bet you like me fondling you."

That put a tiny smirk and slight blush on the raven's face. "No comment." "I would like to hear it." He just grunted and Zetsu threw his gloves in the trash bin. "Alright you're good so now the fun part."

Itachi took the cup, turning pinker as the bipolar man followed him.

Kisame was fidgeting a lot and Sasori glared up at him, "Stop that!" "What?" "You're wriggling like an uke so be still!"

The shark grinned, "If memory serves me correctly you…"

Sasori pointed a loaded syringe at him threatening, "If you bring that up you're getting another injection and this one will hurt like hell!"

The swordsman sweat dropped since he had no clue what the contents in that syringe were. Sasori sighed with relief that he finally kept still after that and then discarded his gloves.

The red head went straight to his clipboard and wrote down a few notes as Kisame grew nervous. "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Don't tell me nothing! You just wrote down something Sasori and Zetsu didn't do that for Itachi."

The puppet master sighed, "Calm down Kisame, you just have a tiny bit of discharge that's all, so I'm taking that note so I won't get you mixed up with someone else if one of the others has it too."

"I have a disease then?!"

He slumped on the bed and Sasori patted him on the back comfortingly, "No it doesn't mean that. A discharge is the abnormal loss of fluid that is not urine or semen from the urethra (urine tube) at the tip of the head. It's more of an infection and just need some antibiotics and it'll be gone in a few days."

Kisame let out a heavy relieved sigh, "What causes it?"

"There are many different causes but I have a hunch it's because you're very sexually active, don't use protection, and have had multiple partners. Same as the rest of us on occasion."

He snorted, "Figures I'd be the one to get it." "I doubt you're the only one, that's why we insisted on having this examination done in the first place. There's been a lot of sexual activity lately, not to mention over half of you don't clean up properly."

"You can get that from not cleaning your youself after sex?" "Yes, I've been telling you lot that. It's always good to wash, not just wipe, you're groins after sex to avoid an infection."

Kisame zipped his pants and nodded, "Can I ask a favor?" "I don't see why not." "Don't tell anyone, for obvious reasons mind you." Sasori smirked and handed him a cup, "I won't tell a soul. This is just between a physician and patient."

As they headed into the bathroom Sasori chuckled, "By the way, that also means no sex for the next few days until it's gone."

"WHAT? Damn it, that's not fair."

Itachi was sitting on the loveseat, happily suckling away on his grape flavored candy as Kisame soon joined him with his watermelon sucker.

Cleaning the room the two doctors talked. "You should have seen Itachi's face in the bathroom. He turned a dark shade of red, though I did make it worse by grinning at him lustfully."

Sasori rolled his eyes, "You have a way of making people uneasy sometimes but I have that privilege as well." Zetsu chuckled and they went to get their next patients, only to be greeted by the certain three that had just gotten back.

They had already put the groceries up by the looks of it and just came in the living room when Zetsu whispered to his fellow doctor, "Hidan or the girls?" "Hidan definitely."

"Why are you two fucking dressed like doctors?" "Never you mind and come with us Hidan." "Why?" "We're giving flu shots."

The priest just snorted and waved them off, "I don't need a fucking flu shot so skip me." Sasori narrowed his eyes, "Hidan, you are coming with us by force if necessary."

He backed up, "What's going on? You're fucking hiding something!"

Kakuzu sighed, "We all are getting flu shots plus a physical examination. No exceptions."

Hidan went white as a sheet, "You…you mean….getting our junk checked for….fucking diseases and shit?"

Zetsu was concerned the jashinist was reacting this way, violent with cursing sure, but scared and nervous?

Sasori had the same apprehension but softly answered, "Yes Hidan."

"YOU'LL NEVER FUCKING TAKE ME ALIVE!"

TBC: LOL I cracked up!