HOW TO BE EBIL CHAPTER 2

Sasoku's View

Last place we left of was when time was unfolding as the class was practicing to be a swami (How pathetic!) well let's see how bad things you can get!

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Sasoku: this is very awkward

Nightshade: dude, tell me about it

Sakura: WHAT'S GUNNA HAPPEN! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!

Sasuke: I don't really care

Nightshade: great now there's another idiot in the building…or void

Sasoku: at least it's not a ramen loving one

Nightshade: thank go for that

Sasoku: we seem to have come to a fork in the void

Nightshade: were I don't see one?

Sasoku: see it's floating with a bunch of other silverware

Nightshade: oh, now I see it

Sasoku: hey there's another one… a not literal meaning one

Nightshade: which path should we take

Sasoku: I don't think we have a choice (starts drifting off into different paths)

Sasoku: holy crud! Aliens! (Aliens eat half the class)

Nightshade: YEEEESSSSS! Less people to look after!

The other people that floated of into different paths were the following:

Orochimaru

Shikamaru

Sasuke

Sakura

I shall put their adventures into different parts of the story……this shall be most interesting….

SASUKE'S ADVENTURE

Sasuke: I don't care If I die, I mean what do I have to live up to… I mean all I do is get admired by fan girls…especially sakura, and eventually in my life itachi will kill me

Voice: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…

Sasuke: what was that?!

Voice: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Sasuke: (gradually turns around to be greeted by an robot/alien grunt)

Alien: I WILL EAT YOU…

Sasuke: OH CRUD! I change my mind! I WANNA LIVE!!!!

You here lots of screaming and yelling but I didn't want to make this a "T" rating so I didn't type what happened in the eating of sasuke…and I didn't want to type it

Alien: (burps and then disappears into the portal he came out of)

OROCHIMARU'S ADVENTURE

Orochimaru: this seems to be some sort of portal to another world…should I take it? (Shrugs his shoulders) what the heck why not (walks through portal)

Orochimaru goes into the past back where the dinosaurs are…

Orochimaru: these beings! They are most powerful! I shall use them as my pawns in the game of survival in my new, primitive life!

Dinosaur: (gets angry)

Orochimaru: (talks like a normal person for once and says) maybe that wasn't the best choice of words.

Dinosaur: GRRRRRRRRRR… (Bites orochimaru's head off)

Orochimaru:…ow

SAKURA'S ADVENTURE

Sakura: Oh, I'm so scared, I wish sasuke-kun was here

Well we won't mention what happened to sasuke to sakura, right?…

Sakura: I wonder if anyone's here?

Sakura: AAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!! (Inner sakura separates from her)

Inner sakura: CHA!!! CHACHACHACHA!!!!!

Sakura: what who are you, you look an awful lot like me

Inner sakura: CHA! I'M YOUR INNER SAKURA! CHA!

Sakura: this-this is really me inside…. I'm so ashamed!

Inner sakura: CHA! IT'S ALL RIGHT SAKURA! CHA!

SHIKAMARU'S ADVENTURE

Shikamaru: what is this place? (looks around to see lots of lazy people laying around watching TV and eating chips)

Shikamaru:…I NEVER WANNA LEAVE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!

SASOKU AND NIGHTSHADE'S ADVENTURE

Sasoku: wow there's nothing in this place!

Nightshade: wait… what's that spec in the distance?

Sasoku: wait…. I know that figure!

Sasoku: YES!

Nightshade: NO!

Sasoku: It's a toilet!!!!!
Nightshade: WHY!!!!!

Sasoku: Wait a minute that's not just any toilet…it's the legendary giant SUPER TOILET!!!!!

Nightshade:…GOD KILL ME!!!!
Sasoku: I'll never get nightshade to do toilet travel again. (referring to akatsuki troubles chapter two)

Sasoku: unlessssss…

Nightshade: what is he doing now…

Sasoku: OH MIGHTY SUPER TOILET BRING US TO YOUR PRESENTS!

Nightshade: NO!!!! (he says this while he gets sucked in to the toilet)

Sasoku: Thank you oh mighty super toilet, now…FLUSH US!!!!
Nightshade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasoku: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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SASOKU'S VIEW

Giant toilets, lazy people, and robot aliens, I thought this would be crazy but not this crazy!!!!