Hey people!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a story by XxrenxartxX and AtlantisCat101. It's a crossover between Twilight and Naruto!!! Beware, I, AtlantisCat101, know absolutely nothing about Naruto cept he's some anime dude (and i'm not too big a fan of anime), and Annie knows nothing about Twilight. Which she hates. JUST SO YOU KNOW, I WRITE THE TWILIGHT PARTS AND ANNIE THE NARUTO PARTS. SO ANNIE, DON'T TRY TO WRITE TWILIGHT!!! GAHHHH!!!

So, I will write a Twilight chap, Annie a Naruto. Enjoy!!!!!

PS:some twi chars. OOC

Chapter 1: Naruto

Shikamaru's POV:

'Gah… another boring, pointless day …..' I said. Usually, the only thing keeping me alive at this point was the thought of cloud watching and a game of shogi. But today it was SUNNY! SUNNY! And not a cloud in the sky ….sigh…. And ever since Asuma's death, nobody ever wants to play shogi with me.. So troublesome….

"Maybe I should go see if choji's around… how bothersome.." So I walked toward the fat dude's house….

"Man if today can get any more boring, please someone contact me…"

Suddenly, a portal off bright light came rushing through….

"INCOMING!" A sparkling figure that was as fast as a bunny on crack shot through…

"WHAT THE HECK! WHO ARE YOU!" I yelled.

"Me? I, am Edward Cullen." The pale guy said.

"…Edward? Never heard a name like that before…" I yawned," where are you from?"

"Chicago, But I live in Forks, Washington now with my family. …What is your name?"

"My name is Shikamaru. I live in Konaha, where you are now standing, -yawn- with my bothersome wife, Temari, who is going to kill me now… cause i'm late for dinner…just noticed that……… I'll have to report you to Lady Tsunade, but … you can stay at my house for, well, until tomorrow…."

Edward's POV:

I had been trying to get the Volturi to kill Jacob, maybe Demetri; he hated wolves. Or was it Felix? Well, one of them hated werewolves. Even though the pack aren't even real werewolves!! Ha, ha. I honestly don't care if it breaks the treaty. That freak couldn't imprint on my daughter and get away with it!!

When I walked through the Volturi's castle gate, I had expected Aro not to be there since I had chosen a night they were hosting a party. But he had, and came out to greet me.

"Edward," he smiled tightly.

"Aro," I nodded.

"Edward, I'd like to introduce you to Velma. She has a power I think you'll enjoy."

I stepped back. If she was like Jane, I'm out of here.

A boring looking girl stepped from the shadows. She grinned evilly. She held out her hand and I felt a strange feeling. I looked down at myself. I wasn't there. I saw a blinding light. I felt myself being pulled away.

I groaned and opened my eyes. I was standing in some weird place, all greenish like Forks.

A boy about 16 was standing there. He looked surprised. He has a sticking up ponytail which I thought was strange. Like a pineapple.

"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?" the boy shouted.

"Me? I am Edward Cullen." I said, confused. Was he somehow related to Bella? I couldn't hear his mind!!! It was so frustrating, like it was with Bella. Except I bet this boy couldn't pull back a shield so I could hear his thoughts. Sniffle, sniffle.

"Edward? Never heard a name like that….." he yawned. "Where are you from?"

"Chicago originally, but now I live in Forks, Washington with my family. What is your name?"

"My name is Shikamaru. I live in Konaha, where you are now standing, -yawn- with my bothersome wife, Temari, who is going to kill me now… cause im late for dinner…just noticed that……… I'll have to report you to Lady Tsunade, but … you can stay at my house for, well, until tomorrow…." He said.

The end of chapter 1!!! Terrible, awesome? Tell us!

Gab (AtCat101): Heh, heh. Anime annoys me. Hehe. Annie and I wrote this soooooo long ago…..i've been seriously slacking off on writing this while Ann has written a lot……….. anyway, you should've seen what Annie wrote about Edward originally before I freaked out and edited it. She wrote he was SHINING when he really SPARKLES. And she had him talking like some modern day high school! *GASP*

gosh, Annie really needs to research Twilight. Or of course she could just ask me any question…….cause I am The All-Knowing of Twilight. Seriously. Ask me anything about Twilight and I can write a 2 page report on it. MUHAHAHAHA. Even the werewolves. I hate the werewolves. Except Seth. Seth is cool. Quil is annoying. Honestly he imprinted on a TODDLER. How sick is that? But really the only reason I enjoy Seth is cause he is on very good terms with the All-Mighty and All-Powerful and Awesome Vampires. And don't get me started on jacob. Yep, he doesn't deserve to have a name with a capital letter in the beginning. He doesn't deserve a name. too good for him. Of course now the name Jacob is unusable; it is tainted with evil jacob black germs. Yes, I'm childish. You're just jealous cuz I act retarded and childish in public and people still love me!!!! so ppeople.....check out my account..yay....Hehe…….i think I wrote more here than the chapter…………welll,,,,,, cookies to anyone who actually got this far…………..one more thing…ANNIE: please….whatever…you….do……..please……..stop…..using so many……..periods!!! GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Im a paranoid person. And sometimes people call me a hypocrite! i wonder why.......heh.......Usually I get this way by…OH LOOK A BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!