~Chapter 1 – A Freelancer is Bored~

Shina woke up in a dimly lit room with stained glass windows and crosses everywhere. It looked like a church, but something was off.

"Where... am I?" Shina was scared. She thought god sent her to a colourful, playful world of Disboard, NOT this dismal... room with noth-, almost nothing there. After looking more carefully, she found a rather sketchy garbage bag.

"Hmm, what's this?" Inside the bag, there was a scroll, a coil of rope, a diary, and a handgun. Shina opened the said scroll.

Shina,

Before you leave for Disboard, God forgot to tell you a few things. First of all, he, no, the Executive Council of Legendary Deities, has a job for you. But first, I shall explain the other objects in this bag.

First of all, we have the thread of friendship. No, it's not imported from the Little Pony Union, but instead obtained somewhere else. This rope has very strange powers – DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT hold this string while someone else is touching it. As the thread of friendship, this rope will make any couple tied in it fall for each other, and find themselves in SS OTP, regardless of Gender. It is not recommended to tie Haruhi Suzumiya in this piece of rope.

Then we have the fanfiction diary. Unlike a certain other world, you will not die if this book is destroyed. Well, not physically, anyways. I think you will like this one. It is actually an ebook with infinite battery and connection to FFN. Use it to make decisions if you want... just do not show anyone any lemons about them. Especially Weiss Schnee.

Lastly, we have the Fate/Farewell. The most lethal weapon in your arsenal. Even more than the lemons in the fanfiction diary. This gun will not kill anyone instantly, but instead will change their fate so that it will induce many feels.

Fate/Farewell brings me to the assignment stated earlier. Research indicates that morale in the anime/manga fandoms is too high, and must be decreased by sadder endings. Make people in the connecting world (our world, called the connecting world because it links all the universes of anime/manga) shed a few more tears by making more emotional character deaths.

The Executive Council of Legendary Deities (ECLD) is a council of deities that have sworn to protect all the universes. Except YHVH... hate that guy. In any case...

~ 10 Years Ago ~

"AGIDYNE!" YHVH was testing his magic spells, so he wondered if his strongest magic spell could fuse the glass of a container with the water inside. Unknowingly, he accidentally melted a pet goldfish along with the bowl.

"Snap." YHVH cursed. "Some god is going to be pissed."

Unknowingly, that god was the main god, or the god of the connecting world.

"Hmm, I think it's time to feed my..." God got his fish food ready for his dear goldfish, and was not content to see a melted glass/goldfish... thing, and YHVH whistling innocently.

"What did you do?"

"Nothing..." YHVH started to shiver.

~ 10 Seconds Later ~

Thus, the real reason YHVH left humanity alone is because he is trapped in God's Lecture Field, where beings are bowled over with pencils and microphones, and poor Megatron was trying to help his poor lord.

But that... is another story.

~Strange World – Back to 10 Years Later ~

As this letter was saying before you probably had mental flashbacks on the matter, ECLD has given this mission for you, and only for you. Do not disclose this mission to anyone else. When you are ready, proceed to move out of the shining door that spawned when you were reading this painfully long letter.

Best of luck, kid.

- God's Computer

P.S. Do not attempt to contact God right now. He's taking another map.

P.S.S. I totally ship Esdeath with Honest.

Shina cringed at the last postscript, and proceeded to to pass the shining door.