Dipper sighed.
It had been a very rough night, hunting down desperate soccer moms and fighting off old hags.
He was tired and dirty. Dipper had concluded that he needed to shower or at least bathe and that's what he planned on doing. "Hey I'm going to go uh, clean up." He shouted to Mabel before closing his bedroom door and walking into the bathroom. He locked the door behind him quietly.
Dipper discarded of his clothing, letting his vest and shirt fall to the floor. He silently loathed himself. He was so bald on his chest, why couldn't he be a man?
Dipper then took off his shorts and shoes and underwear and stared awkwardly into the mirror. "uRGHHFG6" Dipper said as he stared at his one inch anaconda.
Dipper turned on the bathtub and watched the water flow.
Then he reached under the sink and pulled out a yellow bath bomb with black on it, examining it. Bath bombs were his secret pleasure. Sometimes he would put them up his butt.
He smirked and slAM DUNKED the bath bomb into the bathtub with a loud splash. As soon as the bath bomb hit the water, Bill fucking appeared in the bath tub with a glass of wine and a seductive look in his eye.
Then out of no where he started screaming. "oH MY GOD" Bill said as his eye, and his body began to melt into the tub. He screamed again and he grabbed the tub. "THE FUCK IS THIS ? HOLY WATER?" Bill yelled as he melted into the water. Now Bill was a part of the water forever. It's the circle of life.
DIPPER SCREAMED AND WAS LIKE "HAHAAAAAAAAAAA" and he got into the water. "EW GET OUTTA ME NO HOMO" dipper got out
Dipper just stared at Bill aka the water and he rubbed his chin. "Guess I'm going to have to put you in a bottle to keep you in" ok so dipper got twenty empty bottles and filled them up with the water that was Bill and he got dressed and he sat the bottles on his nightstand. "why were you bathing in holy water anyways"
Bill said.
dipper said, " cause i need jesus"
Dipper went to sleep.
Twenty years later Dipper was living in a home barely big enough for one person, smoking weed and always drunk. He looked like Alex hirsch.
He had the twenty bottles of Bill with him. He began to drink them. "sometimes u just gotta let it go..."