***Warning*** Some of this material may offend some diehard Britney Spears fans, but I'm going to do it anyway
Disclaimer: I've said it enough, click back to the last chapters to read what I don't own. Anyway, I borrowed "Baby one more time," from Britney Spears and "Barbie Girl" from Aqua BP
Baby one more time
An interesting thing happened that night, strange but interesting. Anikan and Purus had been trying to talk Obi - Wan into going to a nearby arcade to check things out. Obi - Wan had been a little hesitant, still reeling from his earlier experience. Finally, the Jedi master gave in, saying that they would visit Master Yoda's hotel room on their way out.
When they approached the room, they heard loud music blaring. "What is that?" Purus asked Anikan. Anikan shrugged, not knowing. When they opened the door they all just stared in wide eyed shock. There was Master Yoda, dressed up like a school girl, with a blonde wig on singing:
"My loneliness, is killing me (And I)
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)..."
He continued until the end. Bridget and Dia - Hun, who were on the couch clapped for him, laughing. "Master Yoda!" Obi - Wan said indigantly, "What ARE you doing?!!" "It's dare," Dia - Hun said, still laughing. "We dared Yoda to do a Britney Spears impersonation." "Yes," said Yoda, shaking his butt. "Very sexy, I am!"
Dia - Hun and Bridget went into more laughter. "Master Yoda is...drunk isn't he?" Obi - Wan asked Bridget, who nodded. "Yes he's had waaay to much to drink." Obi - Wan shook his head at Master Yoda who was going into yet another song.
"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wooorld
wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, and dress me everywhere
Imagination, that is your creation!"
Bridget joined in, singing:
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
Yoda responded, still dancing.
"Ooo oh! ooo oh!"
Anikan and Purus were laughing their heads off. Obi - Wan only shook his. He quickly escorted the laughing boys from the room.
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That night, Anikan was strolling through the arcade when he spotted a girl. She sort of reminded him of Ash with her spunkiness, except she had a caramel skin tone and her hair was in braids. She wore a red top with black leather pants. Anikan watched the girl as she was playing air hockey. She beat person after person. Seeing him, she smiled. "You next?" she asked. Anikan shrugged. The game seemed simple enough.
After a period of five minutes, Anikan beat the girl three times. "Hmmm," the girl said narrowing her eyes at him. "That's very impressive for someone who's never played before." Anikan smiled. "It's all in the reflexes." After a moment, Anikan offered the girl his hand. "I'm Anikan," he said. The girl looked at him for a moment, and then took his hand. "Taylon". Afterwards the two spent the next half hour getting better aquainted. Anikan asked if Taylon wanted to visit him at his hotel room. Taylon laughed. "My, my," she said. "You don't wait do you?" Anikan blinked at her. "Wait for what?"
This response made Taylon laugh harder and Anikan's eyes widened. "No, no, I meant-" "Anikan," Obi - Wan called from the exit, "We're leaving." "Coming," Anikan called back. He left Taylon his hotel room and number and was off running after Purus and Obi - Wan.
Taylon shook her head. A big African - American guy came up beside Taylon. "Making new friends, sis?" he asked. She looked at him and then back towards Anikan's departing back. "Looks like it." She said with a laugh.
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End of Chapter! Next chapter, Yoda learns some country grammar...after the hangover wears off ^_^ BP
Disclaimer: I've said it enough, click back to the last chapters to read what I don't own. Anyway, I borrowed "Baby one more time," from Britney Spears and "Barbie Girl" from Aqua BP
Baby one more time
An interesting thing happened that night, strange but interesting. Anikan and Purus had been trying to talk Obi - Wan into going to a nearby arcade to check things out. Obi - Wan had been a little hesitant, still reeling from his earlier experience. Finally, the Jedi master gave in, saying that they would visit Master Yoda's hotel room on their way out.
When they approached the room, they heard loud music blaring. "What is that?" Purus asked Anikan. Anikan shrugged, not knowing. When they opened the door they all just stared in wide eyed shock. There was Master Yoda, dressed up like a school girl, with a blonde wig on singing:
"My loneliness, is killing me (And I)
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)..."
He continued until the end. Bridget and Dia - Hun, who were on the couch clapped for him, laughing. "Master Yoda!" Obi - Wan said indigantly, "What ARE you doing?!!" "It's dare," Dia - Hun said, still laughing. "We dared Yoda to do a Britney Spears impersonation." "Yes," said Yoda, shaking his butt. "Very sexy, I am!"
Dia - Hun and Bridget went into more laughter. "Master Yoda is...drunk isn't he?" Obi - Wan asked Bridget, who nodded. "Yes he's had waaay to much to drink." Obi - Wan shook his head at Master Yoda who was going into yet another song.
"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wooorld
wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, and dress me everywhere
Imagination, that is your creation!"
Bridget joined in, singing:
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
Yoda responded, still dancing.
"Ooo oh! ooo oh!"
Anikan and Purus were laughing their heads off. Obi - Wan only shook his. He quickly escorted the laughing boys from the room.
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That night, Anikan was strolling through the arcade when he spotted a girl. She sort of reminded him of Ash with her spunkiness, except she had a caramel skin tone and her hair was in braids. She wore a red top with black leather pants. Anikan watched the girl as she was playing air hockey. She beat person after person. Seeing him, she smiled. "You next?" she asked. Anikan shrugged. The game seemed simple enough.
After a period of five minutes, Anikan beat the girl three times. "Hmmm," the girl said narrowing her eyes at him. "That's very impressive for someone who's never played before." Anikan smiled. "It's all in the reflexes." After a moment, Anikan offered the girl his hand. "I'm Anikan," he said. The girl looked at him for a moment, and then took his hand. "Taylon". Afterwards the two spent the next half hour getting better aquainted. Anikan asked if Taylon wanted to visit him at his hotel room. Taylon laughed. "My, my," she said. "You don't wait do you?" Anikan blinked at her. "Wait for what?"
This response made Taylon laugh harder and Anikan's eyes widened. "No, no, I meant-" "Anikan," Obi - Wan called from the exit, "We're leaving." "Coming," Anikan called back. He left Taylon his hotel room and number and was off running after Purus and Obi - Wan.
Taylon shook her head. A big African - American guy came up beside Taylon. "Making new friends, sis?" he asked. She looked at him and then back towards Anikan's departing back. "Looks like it." She said with a laugh.
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End of Chapter! Next chapter, Yoda learns some country grammar...after the hangover wears off ^_^ BP