I decided to call all kings and leaders of kingdoms, countries and tribes to the Varrock castle dining room, which King Roald has kindly given me permission to use. I stare around the room at the faces of the leaders. There's King Roald of Varrock, Duke Horracio of Lumbridge, Sir Amik Varze who is the leader of the white knights from Falador, King Arthur from Camelot, the Monkey King from Ape Atoll, General Wartface and Bentnoze from Goblin Village and the kings from West and East Ardougne. There is also the Fairy Godfather and Queen from the mystical land of Zanaris.
I began my speech. "Kings and queens, leaders and warriors, I have gathered you all here today because I have heard some frightening news. The evil people and creatures of Runescape are all coming together as one army to fight us so they can take over and destroy Runescape! If we want any chance of a successful defence, we must put all of our warriors, mages, rangers, creatures and ships together as the evil ones are, and become one huge army to fight against this Zamorakian cause! Please, hear me out and believe me- I speak the truth! Thank you." There was some chatting and whispering, and just before I thought that they were thinking I had become a lunatic, King Roald stood up and said, "Yesterday, I had reports of demons and hellcats walking around in groups in the wilderness, talking to the ghosts and black unicorns as they went. I think it is time to put our plan that kings and queens before us have organised into action. We must begin the K.A.C.U.F.B.O! This is where kingdoms and countries become one army to battle for our future! So I ask you all to sign this contract of the kingdoms becoming allies, unless you wish to join the dark side." One by one, the kings, queens, leaders and warriors wrote down their name, agreeing to become one army for this war of our future.