***

"Find him, bind him, Tie him to a pole and break, His fingers to splinters, Drag him to a hole until he, Wakes up naked, Clawing at the ceiling, Of his grave," Sakura sighed as she paused looking for the next route.

Sasuke and Kakashi stared at each other wide-eyed. This wasn't the Sakura they knew. She started humming as she headed off in the next direction.

"The torch I bear is scorching me, And she's laughing, I've no doubt, I hope she fries, I'm free if that bitch dies,I better help her out." Sasuke shrugged and followed.

The three headed down an alley close to the Hokage Tower. Until they heard a piercing scream, and ran to Tsunade's room, and pounded on the door.

Tsunade threw open the door. "Turn your face away, from the garish of the day." She paused shaking her head.

That definatley wasn't what she had in mind. She tried again, but something took over an she became deeply moved. "Softly, defitly, music shall caress you," Tsunade put her back agaisnt the frame of the door and moved her hand slowly across her collar bone. "Hear it, feel it, secretly posses you." She moved away and slinked toard them as she sang.

Standing back up, she skated back into her house singing, "Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind." The door closed.

Kakashi was the first to open his mouth. "But you know. That she's watching, She's laughing, she's turning, she's holding her tonic like a cross."

Sasuke continued for him. "The rooms suddenly spinning, she walks up and asks how you are." A pause as they tried to figure out what he was saying. "So you can smell her perfume, you can see her lying naked in your arms."

The music screeched to a stop. Kakashi and Sakura had their jaws dropped down as far as they would go. Sasuke just stared off into space before Sakura got ahold of herself and tapped them on the shoulder.

"Relax, take it eeeeeaaaassy." She sang.

Kakashi nodded, then pointed to both of them, so show that they neede to split up. Both nodded in understanding and ran off. Kakashi watched for a minute before turning around. As he began walking he started singing, "On the road agian, I just can't wait to be on the road again."

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"I won't back down! You can stand me up at th egates of hell but I won't back down." Ino yelled at Sakura, causeing her ot run into a pole.

"What do you mean when you say. . ." Sakura tried.

"I'm a solider." Ino stepped up into her face.

"You're too young to play that sound now." Sakura whispered threateningly back.

"It's about to be a. . . girlfight," Konahamaru rapped. His posse began beatboxing behing him.

Sakura and Ino both turned on him. Kicking out the kids group went flying back.

***

Sasuke paused at a corner trying to decide which way to go. "I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide, Teach Pokmon to understand, The power that's inside." He took off at a sprint to the right,, trying to control the outbursts of song.

As he was running down the street a group of orcheastra people were patting farewell to each other as people behind them were gathering their house items as if the town was going under. While two of three of the members began walking away the last one started to play a... different kind of music. The two stopped and turned. The second violinist looked down the returned to his original spot and began to play along.

Sasuke stood close enough hear the music and avoid the crowd. The third man returned himself with his huge instrument and joined in.

Sasuke wondered how they had been able to talk. Then it hit him. They can do movie quotes! Kakashi, Sakura, and him had thought they could only sing, so thats all they had been able to do. If they began to think they were a movie, they'd be able to understand more! They could find Naruto later. He had to tell Sakura and Kakashi the news.

***

Kyuubi sat on the heads of the past hokage's watching the town decide whether is should be in chaos or be somewhat glad they were singing. And some of them had most beautiful voices, others though... He wouldnt dream of hearing them ever again.

***

"You can talk to me. You can talk to me. You can talk to me." Jiraiya moved from girl to girl singing and trying to catch their eye. "If you're lonely, you can talk to me." He tried the last girl, but she shove him back and jogged off. He sighed and watched as the rest of the girls split.

"Big man, walking in the park." A voice came from behind him.

"Wigwam, frightened of the dark." Jiriaya turned and faced Naruto. "Some kind of solitude is measured out in you."

"You think you know me, but you haven't got a clue." Kyuubi-Naruto grinned with his fangs and vanished off.

Jiraiya sighed again and dropped to the floor.

***

"Hangin round, downtown by myself, when I had so much time, to sit and think about myself, then there she was." Kiba replied.

"I smell sex and candy." Lee said leaning back against the wall with Kiba.

"Whose that lounging in my chair?" Kiba shot up. Knowing it was just his dog, he still wandered off to get away from Lee.

Akamaru saw him heading over and began to howl. Kiba moved his finger to his mouth and sang, "Shh be quiet, you might piss someone off like me motherfucker, you've been at it for too long."

Akamaru immediately stopped and jumped up onto Kiba's shoulders as he walked past and gave him a lick on the cheek.

"Don't it feel like somethings not right with this kiss tonight?" Kiba rubbed his head as Akamaru yelped in reply.

***

Lee gave up on trying to talk to people and headed over to Gai. He had a ukelale in his hands and was swaying back and forth in his seat. "Well you done done me and you bet I felt it, I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted, I fell right through the cracks, now I'm trying to get back, Before the cool done run out, I'll be giving it my bestest, And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention, I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some."

Lee opened his eyes wide. His sensei needed to learn?! He quickly sat down to listen more.

"But I won't hesitate no more, no moreIt cannot wait, I'm yoursWell open up your mind and see like meOpen up your plans and damn you're freeLook into your heart and you'll find love love love Listen to the music of the moment,maybe sing with meI like peaceful melodyit's your God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved"

Lee swayed with the music and continued listening on.

***

"You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious. I think about you all the time you're so addictive." Ino sang outloud to herself as she watched Sasuke watch a group of guys. "Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right."

"There you go. You're always so right, Its all a big show, it's all about you, you think you know, what everyone needs, you always take time to criticize me, it seems like everyday, I make mistakes, I just can't get it right, it's like I'm the one you love to hate, but not today. So shutup shutup shutup dont wanna hear it." Shikamaru kicked her butt knocking her over.

She quickly got up and turned to face both Shikamaru and Chouji.

Chouji tapped Shikamaru's shoulder before he could continue. Ino almost looked helpless while Shikamaru glared.

Clearing his throat, Chouji opened his mouth and sang "I just ate a grape and I Jizzed in my pants."

***

"Throw on you're brake lights, we're in the city of wonder, Ain't gonna play nice, watch out you might just go under." Kankarou leaned against the wall next to Temari.

"Back off we'll take you on, Headstrong to take on anyone, I know that you are wrong, Headstrong we're headstrong." Temari sang and stood up straight with a confused look. Both Gaara and Kankoru stared at her, wondering why everyone was singing.

An old lady with a basket of flowers was walking by. "Somewhere, over the rainbow." Her voice faded off as she turned the corner.

Gaara tried his own speech. "What is love. Baby dont hurt me, no more."

Temari and Kanakaru's jaw dropped.

Gaara punched a wall next to him and sang, "You're wrong if I'm going to be just like you."