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You're supposed to reply to them Seaweed Brain

Right. Uh..okay.

DeadlyHuggles: Those cookies just made me more hungry. Yum.

AloneAlyssa: Your eyes will really burn if you keep staring at the screen for long you know. Wow,I sound like Athena.

Karen Hardy: My bad,my bad. I'll save the drama for later. And please don't facepalm. Sometimes that can kill your brain

You're being a real kill-joy Penny

Shut up Jessica I'm hungry


Chaos was only there. Gaea ruled the lands,and Ouranus ruled the sky. Chaos was practically the bottom layer of Tartarus,and that's where I stayed.

When the world was first created,there was a mix of dark and dangerous in Chaos. Land,Sky and Death all in one form,and that was in me. You know,in the movie,Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2,that funky machine that makes food living creatures? I was that machine. Without me,there would have been nothing.

Bet you didn't know that,did you?

So,yeah. I let those main three gods rule. There were other forces too,like Nyx (Night) and stuff like that. So I was the controller of all these things,but I didn't have a body,or soul. I wasn't even a living thing. But I was alive,and stirring under the depths of evilness.

Believe it or not,I was the bad guy.

Then the other Titans came. Kronos was the youngest one of course. He was the one whom Ouranus feared. Keep in mind that I had sight of the future. I mean,the entire future. I knew what would happen. I knew the Gods would soon come and Zeus would be the one to kill Ouranus. I planted fear in Ouranus's mind,saying that someday his children would empower him.

Yes,I was pure evil.

Eventually,Kronos did slice his dad to pieces,and even Gaea approved. Typical divorce between a mom and dad. However,Ouranus refused to go down that easily. As he was crumbling,ready to enter Tartarus and into Chaos,where I would devour him (Literally) he yelled;

"Your kids will empower you too! The very fate will occur for you as well. You have sealed your doom!"

Kronos sliced him,and he could curse no more. Ouranus's blood went everywhere,all over the world,and most of it landed in the ocean. Chaos believed that I would take over Tartarus,because I was the controller. So for that,Chaos sent me out of Tartarus,and into the sea instead.

So you all must be thinking,Hey,if she didn't have a body,how could that happen?

Well dear unbeliever,even Chaos didn't have a body. He was like,a second in command to Tartarus,even though Chaos was more powerful than Tartarus. So yeah,Kronos cut his dad up and empowered him right? Chaos feared that I would do the same,and I was caste in the seas. And when Ouranus's blood mixed into the water,my essence became powerful, more stronger,and more evil.

Yes,I was worse than Voldemort. Really.

And yes,Aphrodite was born the same way,but she was born straight out of water and Ichor. I,on the other hand,was already existing before her. So technically, I'm the first Olympian. Since I was born the same way another Goddess was born (Aphrodite) I'm part God,and since I was born from the blood of a major God,I'm also part Titan.

Great. You all must be jealous that I've got immense super power and what not. But believe me,it's not all that great.

But the thing was,after Ouranus was gone,Gaea wanted to give a tribute. So for that,she threw a handful of mud in the water.

Like I said earlier,I was the main controller of everything,mostly Lands,Sky and Death/Darkness. So now,I got the blood from the sky,a handful of Lands,was born from Darkness. I was fully risen,fully complete.

But Aphrodite walked out of the seas,way before me. Why?

Because the sea gave birth to an innocent soul (Aphrodite) and having something pure evil within it? It didn't suite for it. So it took a long time for me to form a body.

Okay,back to Kronos. He became king,and married his sister,Rhea. Disgusting,but in the godly world,you can even date your own dad. I think.

Okay,so they shaped the world against their will. Humans soon formed,and to the Titans,they were puny little insects,to be crushed upon. And soon,Rhea said she was pregnant.

Kronos immediately remembered the warning Ouranus gave. A chill went down his spine. He tried to reassure himself that it was just a stupid threat,but another part of him thought otherwise. And when baby Hestia was born,she was all cute and adorable. Kronos realized his fate was coming,so he swallowed her up.

Rhea looked at her husband in horror "What did you do?!"

He put on a guilty face "Apologies,my dear. It was an accident."

Rhea was terrified and angry,but agreed. But believe it or not,she was stupid enough to have more kids with Kronos. Exclude all the disgusting parts, (baby-making) Kronos kept eating all the kids up like Pringles. Sorry,I was hungry. Anyways,the last and youngest child was Zeus.

The thing was,Rhea wanted at least one of her children to be safe. So when Zeus was born,she took him down to the mortal world,and instructed a few Nymphs to keep him safe. Then Rhea went back to Mt Othrys and put a rock in a few baby blankets. As expected,without even looking at it,Kronos swallowed it,like the little idiot he is.

And inside,the Gods were already fully grown,because a God turns sixteen within a week itself. And when they saw the rock tumbling down,they were all confused.

Anyways,years passed and Zeus was fully grown. He decided to avenge his poor mother,who had to undergo years of labor so many times. So long story short,he acted as a wine server in Kronos's palace,gave him a mixture of mustard and wine,which made Kronos belch all the Gods and Goddesses. Ew. And I actually saw all of this,when I was in Chaos several centuries ago.

Yeah,I know I'm amazing.

So Kronos knew his fate was coming. Just like how he had done to Ouranus,Zeus sliced Kronos up,and destroyed Mt Othrys. And instead,built up Olympus.

It took a long time,but eventually the Gods and Goddesses got used to the life and stuff. Years later,Aphrodite walked out,without me. I'm not complaining. She's so annoying.

So blah blah blah (I really suck at interviews) everyone fell for her. She ended up marrying Hephaestus,blah blah blah (Can I get paid for my hard work and leave now? No? Fine.)

Okay,slow down. I need to explain patiently. (Gag me now)

And forgive me if I'm wrong,the second generation of Gods,Athena was first. Zeus ate up Metis,who was pregnant with her daughter,you know the story. (Why does everyone eat each other?)

The second was Hephaestus,which Hera had created all on her own. That explains why Hephaestus looked so...(No offense Hephaestus you're awesome)

Then next,Zeus and Hera had Ares. He had to raised by some super tough nymph on a hill,because his parents couldn't even hold him. I even heard that once Ares bit Zeus's finger. Salute.

Now Aphrodite comes. So in order to prevent war,Hera makes Aphrodite marry Hephaestus. Poor girl. (Again,no offense Hephaestus,you're better than Aphrodite)

So now Zeus,loosing his boxers again,made Leto,a Titan pregnant. She was forced to go into labor with Artemis and Apollo (I'm not blushing) and after a long and horribleness we years,she gave birth to them on Delos,a moving island.

So Zeus hated Apollo (don't ask me why) but his favorite was Artemis (again,don't ask me why) though some scholars say that after Ares,Artemis and Apollo were born,then Hephaestus and so on.

So Dionysus is the youngest. He had to stay in Zeus's left limb for months,to hide him from Hera. Why?

Zeus got a princess or someone pregnant (once again loosing his boxers) and Hera, furious,met the girl. She told Hera (keep in mind that Hera was in grandmommy form) that her husband is a God. Hera told her that to prove if he loves her more than his immortal wife Hera,he should show his true form.

Never look upon a true form of an immortal. A mortal did that once,looking upon my immortal form and he...well,I'll explain later on.

Anyways,so the princess agreed,forced Zeus to do it. The princess died,leaving baby Dionysus behind. Happy ending,yay!

So eventually,Dionysus came out in the open. So you all know Zeus has about three wives. Metis,Hera and Demeter. With Demeter,he had Persephone,who became Hades's wife.

So yeah,all the Olympians were out. And that's when I smiled to myself,thinking, Let's change the tides,shall we?

And that's when I decided to come out into the open,and change the Olympians lives forever.


Hope this answered a few questions of yours ;)