The two tall child-men studied each other after they got introduced by their roommates.
Sheldon Cooper: you are a consulting detective.
Sherlock Holmes*proud*: yes
Sheldon Cooper*frowning*: but this is not a real job.
Sherlock Holmes*gritting his teeth*: you haven't heard of it because I'm the only consulting detective in the world, there is no other.
Sheldon Cooper*nodding his head*: Hah, and as I understood you mainly deduce your suspects and know what they did or will do from their smallest things as shoes and hair?
John Watson and Leonard Hofstadter took steps away from the expected explosion area, watching from afar, betting which one will hold last, enjoying every second of the scene in front of them.
Sherlock Holmes*beginning to get angry from the sarcastic tone of the annoying man standing in front of him*: yup
John*whispering*:here we go
Sheldon*shaking his head*: that doesn't make sense at all
Leonard*getting a bowl of popcorn out of nowhere*
Sherlock*feeling offended and looking to Sheldon from head to toe*: a high functioning sociopath. Surprisingly in a successful relationship. Very attached to your mother even if you have two whole different believes. A high self awareness as you consider yourself a gift for this miserable world and call yourself a genius regardless you didn't make any accomplished work in your field for a long while. A man of habit. Very easy to get killed and got away with it with a high probability by the hand of one of your friends.*he smiled smugly at the end*.
John*taking another popcorn*:ironically 80% of this could apply on both and he's not even aware of it.
Sheldon*twisting his mouth for a second*: am I wrong or I heard a jealousy and envy in your voice mentioning my relationship with my girl.
Sherlock*snorting and sweating a little*: jealousy?! Of course not!
Sheldon*with sarcasm*: he saiiid defensively.
John*smirking*:this won't work on Sherlock, he's married to his work
Sherlock*suddenly whining*: I've thrown hints all over her ways for years but Molly never recognized any one of them!
John*chocking with a popcorn*
Sheldon: Have you ruined one of her dates before?
leonard*hugging John from behind to get out the popcorn from his throat.
Sherlock*ashamed*: yes
Sheldon*surprised*: this is weird! It worked very well with me.
Sherlock*surprised*.
Sheldon*nodding*: twice!
Sherlock*holding to the straw he finally found*: would it be rude if I asked for your help after calling you sociopath?
Sheldon: I took it as a compliment … what really hurts your saying I didn't accomplish anything that matters to my field which is totally wrong as I work in a high secret project with the military and probably I should stop talking right now before I get us to jail*looking suspiciously around him*.
Sherlock: forgive me … I just started to believe there's no hope.
Sheldon*with sympathy, walking out of the hotel*: the poor boy! Of course there is hope, let's go to a place where we can talk about your disastrous skills of flirting while I buy you a hot beverage cause you're upset, aren't you?
Sherlock*whining*: yes I am!
Sheldon*whispering*: nailed it.
John and Leonard watching the two men leaving the hall with a-I-guess-I've-just written the-end-of-the-world-with-my-hand-look on their faces
John*whispering in horror*:good god what have we done?!