Fallen for a vampire part 2: Candy and secrets.
Song bird's note: As you may recall in the first part of this story, I bit Snape: I'm still trying to taste out of my mouth!: Then I went crazy, ransacking Honeydukes for blood favored suckers, while Snape on the other hand, lead my two friends Sarah1 and Sarah 2, to a different place. That defiantly NOT I repeat NOT Honeydukes. I get caught most unfortunately, and have to go some where that I thought Vampires would never be allowed to go to Azakban.......
Abri: Must. Find. Blood Flavored Suckers. Must get icky taste out of mouth. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
( Abri sees a sign that says OUT OF STOCK ON ALL SUCKERS OF ANY FLAVOR.)
Abri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the forest......
Snape: My neck is killing me, it's now official I HATE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!
Sarah 2: ( Under the Invisibly Cloak) What else is new?
Sarah 1: Shut up he could hear us!
Snape: (Pulls off the cloak form the Sarahs) Too late. : Grins evilly:
Sarah 2: Oh crud He's got fangs!
Snape: Feels his mouth.) Huh, so I have. ( Tries to bite them)
( Sarahs run, Sarah 1 kicks Snape in the jaw. Then turns in an Phoenix, and Sarah 2 turns into an owl.)
Snape: Drat, I was * This * close to getting something to eat. Oh well. ( Pulls out his wand and does a stunning spell on the Sarahs.)
( Abri appears out of no where.)
Abri: Leave my friends alone, you can't fight them.
Snape: Why? ( ties up Abri with the same snake- like cords that bound Lupin years ago.)
Abri: They didn't do anything to you, so you can't kill them, by the rule of all vampires including half- vampires, such as yourself, you can only hurt the one who did something to you.
Snape: Well, the brat who turned into the Phoenix kicked me in the jaw!
Abri: That doesn't count, you see, Sev, we vampires can't kill humans magic, or Muggle with curses like others did, we don't hurt The outside of them, all we do is bite them, many of us don't like biting humans, so we go for livestock. Most of us can still use magic, like you, and I. So it's simple really, you don't fight them, you fight, me.
Snape: Why do I have to fight you ?
Abri: Well, for starters did you feel you neck at all ?
Snape: Shut up. Sure you bit me but...... Couldn't I bite you ?
Abri: Nope, no, no siree Bob ( a piece of parchment appears in a puff of smoke in front of her, Abri tires to put on her reading glasses.)9Q of the Vampire's do's and don'ts. " A vampire can't bite another vampire, only because what did they ever do to you, you blood sucking idiot." End quote.
Snape: Wait a second, there is no book called that.
Abri: ( Tries to take off her glasses .) There is now. Now I'll make you a deal, you let my friends go and ummmm...... Oh whoops there is know cure for Vampirism, yet is there?
Snape: No. Look Missy, I've had it up to here with you! We duel for your friends, if I win, your friends go free, I keep my fanged mouth shut about your friends being un- registered Animaigi, but you have to go to Azakaban, for biting me, there is no rule against * that * is there?
Abri: ( Looks at her feet.) No there, isn't. I can't fight you, there's know way I'll win.
( Sarahs break the stunning spells, turn human, and run over to Abri.)
Sarah1: Abri, you ding-bat, you just can't let Snape win!
Abri: He already has.
Sarah 2: Hey, you're giving up that's it?!
Sarah 1: These ropes aren't what's holding you back Abri!
Abri: Snape is nothing but a lair, and dang good one to boot, all he ever told me what he'd do if he won, was lies, he'd keep you stunned, then he'd turn you over to the Ministry. That happened years ago to another friend, two years before I met you. I won't let it happen again. He went to Azakaban for being a Aniamigi, that was Un- registered, along with murder charges, that he didn't commit. All because of me, so I've made up my mind. I know what I'm doing. Severus, you keep your mouth shut, and I go to Azakaban for my friends' safety. That's my finally offer.
Snape: Deal !
Sarahs: NO !
Abri: Don't try to make me change my mind guys, it won't work. Besides you were there for me when I got bit, now years later I'm paying you back, my safety for yours.
Sarah2 : Wait, who was that guy you knew that went to Azakban.
( Dementors grab Abri by the wrists and drag her away, before she can answer them. But scribbles something on a piece of parchment. Then drops it on the ground.)
Parchment: Sirius Black.
Snape: Yes, I finally got that vampire back!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah 1: She knew Black ?!
Sarah 2: Hey, look there's something else but it's for..... Snape.
Snape: ( Reads out loud.) Severus, It is my regret to inform you that, If one vampire dies, so do all of them, it's normal for them to die around the time of eclipses. One last warning, even half vampires die. So remember, life is precious even to a Vampire.
Abri Weasely
Potter, Granger, do ether of you know when the next ecplice is?
Sarah1: Who do we look like Sinsitara?
Sarah 2: Why don't you try Sibyl, she'd know being the old fraud she is.
Snape: True. I'll try both Sinistara and Sibyl.
Sarah 1: I hope Abri don't go ballistic in Azakaban.
In Azakaban.....
Guard: Grabs Abri by the wrist, and Throws her in a cell.) Get in there, you little law breaker!
Pirsioner: Ooooooh, a lady, first one to be imprisoned that's a vampire.
Abri: Sirius !
Sirius: Hey Ab, how'd you get in here?
Abri: I told Snape to have me locked up, instead of my friends, who- who are un registered Anaimigi.
Sirius: Wow, Batty, James, Peter, Remus, and I all taught you something about being a mischief maker after all. Who were your friends?
Abri: Sarah Potter, and Sarah Granger. Why are you calling me- Oh no!
Sirius:( Looks concerned) What?
Abri:(Looks like she going insane) It's happening again! ( Curls into a little ball on the floor.) I'm being bitten, again, and, again, it's all coming back. Must fight it off. Can't fight it off, Severus, you jerk, I swear once I get out of here I'll bite you to next tuseday!!!!! Hummmmmmmm. I can't take it. Can't take it. I've been in here only five minutes and I'm going nuts! ( Burst into sobs)
Sirius: Clam down, Batty. The dementors are affecting her like crazy, this is the worst case I've seen in 12 long years. If they don't get away from her, they'll kill her.
Back at Hogwarts five months later.....
Sarah 1: Abri's going on trial, how can we prove her innocent?
Sarah 2: I don't know, I miss not having her to annoy us, her calling, you " Fire Starter" and calling me " Her own ninny" after Hermione.
Sarahs: ( Sigh) I want Abri back.
Back in Azakaban.....
Sirius: Don't worry, Batty, I'll help to prove you innocent.
Abri: ( Being led ,along with Sirius, down a corridor, with green colored trimming, and Abri is about to faint.) I'm walkin', I'm walkin', I'm wakin' I'm walkin' the Green Mile.
Sirus: This place has really gotten to you hasn't it?
Abri: Wh- ( Faints.)
Sirus: Out of all the things to be led by we had to be led by Dementors. Batty, Batty, BATTY!( Kicks abri's foot, nothing happens.) Oh no.
Trail.........
( Dementors lead, Sirus and the fainted Abri into the court room.)
Sarahs: ( See Abri.) No!
Sarah1: Is she dead?
Sarah2: If she was dead, Snape would be keeling over any minute know.
( Nothing happens.)
Sarah1: See she's alive.
Sarah 2: That was a bluff to get Snape scared you dork!
Sarah 1: Then why were you playing along ?
Sarah 2: Abri said she'd give me two Gallons if she lived through this.
Sarah1: You back- stabbing TRAITOR!
Sarah 2: Traitor, you mean me, Snape, or Abri?
Sarah 1: Snape has nothing to do with this! That's MY two Gallons Abri gave you, she really owes me the MONEY!!
Abri: ( Wakes up.) I ain't givein' you the money. ( Faints again.)
Sarahs: You're giving us that money!
Sirius: Hey, Fire Starter, Herm own ninny, take it easy on her. Batty has been through alot these past five months why don't you just come off it? What's more important, money, or a friend that could have a fate worse then death, let me just tell you, this, she is no longer a vampire, nether is Snape, there both fine pity Snape couldn't stay that way, but thems the breaks, let me warn you both now, Batty, could be dieing the dementors just don't suck the happiness out of her life, there sucking OUT her life! Her soul too.
Sarahs: What?! Ab- it can't be- this is- so.
Crouch: Sorry to break up your conversation ladies but, let's get this trail started.
Abri Weasely, you have been charged with vandalizing, Hogsmeade, Biting a fellow co- worker, then barging for your friend's lives. What now, are you going to tell us that your a death- eater?
Snape: ( Mutters) * Impero! *
Abri:... Yes. No! NO I'm not aDeath- Eater! Sure I was a Slytherin, but not all of us are bad. Please, sir, I just want to go home, back to work, you see I am no longer a vampire!
Crouch: Well, I don't like you , I don't trust you, but will anyone here speak for her? Anyone?
( No one raises there hands. Only four hands go into the air.)
Crouch: Ablus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Ron Weasely, and Hermione Granger are the only ones to speak for her, anyone else?
Sarahs: ( Stand up.)
Sirus:( Stands up.)
Crouch: Still not enough, just one more then we can start this little argument.
( No one moves.)
Snape: Oh, all right! ( Stands up.)
Abri: Please let me be dreaming, Severus Snape, a former Death- Eater, Who's hated my guts every since I took your job that you just couldn't get, is actually HELPING ME ?!
Snape: If you every remind me of this I will kill you!
Abri: No prob.
Snape: CoughLIAIRcough. Oh look Weasely, it's moring and oh dear there is a window in here. Hmmmmmm. Sun and a vampire, ooh what a messy combination, of course I always wanted to see my lest favorite co- worker, as a pile of ashes.
Abri: Ashes to ashes dust to dust, maybe someday you'll be a pile, of blood, bone, and rust.
All: What's that supposed to mean?
Abri: This. ( Makes two swords apper out of thin air.)
Snape: Hmm. Firist shovels then swords, hee hee what a clever little witch, let's see how you are with swords instead of hard wear.
( Abri and Snape Start sword fighting, AGAIN!)
Snape: Wow, you fight almost as well as a man.
Abri: Same to you.
Harry, Ron, Sarahs, and Sirius: Burn!
Snape: Dodge, Perry, thrust! ( Cuts Abri's arm.)
Abri: OW! ( Drops her sword, and holds her arm with her hand.
Snape: Can A vampire bled?
Dumbledore: Only a cured one.
( Abri let's her arm go and Snape sees it's bleeding.)
Snape: Shoot, she's not a vampire!
Sirus: No one I mean no one cuts my girlfriend with anything, got it bucko?
Snape: Now there's an informed opinion.
Sirus: Hey Snape, hungry?
Snape: Why would you care?
Sirus: ( Punches Snape, so hard that it brakes his nose.) I thought you might want a knuckle sandwich.
Crouch: Weasely and Black are free to go! Oh man I really need a cup of coffee, or a vacation.
Ron: Hey Abri, now that you and Sirius are free, what are you going to do now ?
Sirius and Abri: We going to the Mariners game!
El FIN
Song Bird's note: I have been watching the TV waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too much! You know the disclaimer. SO I'm not typing.