"Hello," said Invader Ixin.

"Welcome back to the Irken Empire Dare Show of Doom!" CoCo stated.

"Today, we have three dares from a fellow reviewer-"

Suddenly, an Irken with white eyes and a standard white Invader's uniform burst through the wall.

"Invader Light," Ixin grumbled, annoyed. "Do you know how much it will cost to repair that wall!? You could've broken one of the monitors!"

"Oh, well!" said Invader Light. "Let's not beat around the bush; onto the dares!"

I dare Purple and Red to dip their heads into a tub full of water and meat.

"Do we have to?" Purple asked.

"As much as I would like to be able to tell you no, my wonderful Tallest, I cannot. CoCo! Transport to them the meat-water mixture!"

"Yes, my master!" CoCo shouted as its eyes glowed. Almost instantaneously, a large tub of water and meat appeared on the Tallest' monitor.

"Now get in!" Invader Light yelled excitedly.

As soon as the Tallest dunked their heads into the tub, the stage was filled with ear-bursting screams of pain. Everyone had to cover their ears- or, in the Irkens' case, attempt to cover their antennae. Ixin, who couldn't stand watching Purple be in pain, even had to look away.

"Thank God that's over," Gaz said once the Tallest pulled their heads out of the tub. "I had to pause my game to cover my ears."

I dare Dib to destroy Gaz's Game Slave.

"Can I get some kind of armor?" Dib asked.

"I suppose so," said Invader Light as he tossed some leather armor toward the junior paranormal investigator.

"Is this all?"

"All I have on me."

"You'll pay for this, alien scum," said Dib as he walked up to his sister and reached out an arm.

"If I give you my game, can I destroy you?" Gaz asked Dib.

"No w-"

"Silence! You may destroy the human in any way that you wish; just give him your game!" said Ixin.

Gaz reluctantly placed her Game Slave 2 into Dib's hand and watched as her brother set it upon the floor and jumped on it as if there were no tomorrow. After about 10 minutes, the Game Slave 2 was left in ruins.

"May I destroy him now?" Gaz asked Light, her eyes twitching.

"Sure, go ahead."

Everyone on the stage watched as Gaz walked to where Dib was being recorded, grabbed him by the throat, and dragged him away. When CoCo projected what was happening onto the wall, the cast could see that Gaz was throwing Dib into the city cesspool.

"Gah! It burns!" Dib shrieked.

Meanwhile, Zim was laughing maniacally, enjoying every second of Dib's body being burnt by the cesspool's toxic waste. Everyone else watched as Gaz calmly left the city cesspool and reappeared on her monitor.

I dare Zim to take off his PaK for ten minutes.

"What?! No!" Zim hollered, having stopped laughing.

"Sorry, are dares," Ixin "apologized" as she left the stage and returned with Zim's PaK.

"GIR, track down the recording studio and attack Ixin! I must get my PaK back!" Zim commanded ruthlessly.

However, just as GIR was about to leave, CoCo teleported a taco to him, distracting him as everyone watched Zim grow weaker by the minute.

-Ten minutes later…-

"Well, that's all the time we have for today. Remember to submit your truths and dares to the Irken Empire Dare Show of Doom so we can continue this series. We wouldn't want you left on a cliffhanger, wondering whether or not Dib and Zim survived, now would we?" said Ixin.

As Ixin was wrapping up her little speech, Invader Light threw a grenade at the wall, creating a new hole next to the one he had created before.

"Light, if you're going to blow up holes on Irken property, could you at least only make one hole?!" Ixin growled as she turned to the white-clad Invader.

"Nope!" Invader Light responded as he fled the studio.

"Well, anyway, please don't forget to send your truths and dares!" Ixin said to whoever was watching at home. "The profits we make will go to fixing the studio…" she muttered in addition.