Messing with the world off Naruto - by ThiefSuzy
A/n – someone wanted me to continue writing, so I did… :) –gives cookies to rewievers- you rock:D OH, and this has nada to do with the Manga… besides the characters… ;P
Disclaimer: you cant sue me, cuz you don't know who I am… ;P and NO, I don't own anything I didn't own last chapter…
Warning: Mess, evil(on my side XD), and bad writing… and some gay/lesbian pairings, maybe?? (or maybe not… ) and, swearing… (cant I just write "Hidan"?!? not this chappi, maybe… but later.. )
And, 'WHAT?!?' is someone thinking "what?", or inner Sakura talking… ;P
Onto the story!
Chapter 2 - Konoha-mix
I realised, Blue-chan wasn't in the last chappie… so I need more toxic gass… -EVILgrin-
-have more toxic gass, that also migth change age…- now, lets go… :)
"ramen, ramen, ramen!!" "Naruto, SHUT UPP!" "…morons…" 'HEY, IM NOT A MORON!! SASUKE-KUUNN…' team seven argued, as usual…
then, there were a cloud, a purple cloud, that sank over the village, and evryone 'fell asleep..'
"huh? Where are we?" came a male voice.
"I dunno, but I didn't get to eat my ramen!!!" came a girl's voice.
"…morons…" came another voice, male.
Then the dark vanished, and they looked around.
This is what they saw:
A pink-haired boy, a blond, shorthaired girl, with lines on her face, and a black-haired… 8 years old… the pink-haired said "im rIIIIIgth back…" and walked away…
The blonde said "huh? Is that you, Sasuke-kun? When did you become so… short??"
The small boy answered "when did YOU become a GIRL, moron??"
"Sakura to base! Sakura to base! Answer! Over." whispered the pink-hair, (who had left the others) into a… thing, who looked like a phone…
"Sakura, is that you? You sound like a guy… over." Answered a voice, trougth the phone-thing.
"I think I am. Some cloud came down on Konoha. Purple. You know anything? Over."
"we belive it was some gass. it was also seen other places. We don't know more."
"hey, where did Sakura-chan go?" came a female voice.
"I got to go! They will be supichous if I talk longer. Sakura out."
"got it. Your identity cant be revealed. After all, you are our best spy. Flower country out. over and out." Said the central of the Flover country.
Sakura came back out "sorry, I just needed a mirror to check if I really was a guy… where is Sasuke-kun, anyway?" he said with a smile.
"im here, YOU MORON!!" skreamed the very young, and SHORT Sasuke.
"oh, sorry, Sasuke-kun, couldn't see you!"
"so… what are we doing now?" said the Naruto.
"I dunno…" said Sakura.
"ramen, ramen, ramen!!"
"fine, Naruto, lets go get ramen! Come on Sasuke-kun!" he said, the last words in a -thisishowyoutalktochildren- voice.
"HEY! just cuz I LOOK like an eigth years old, dosent mean you have to TREAT me like one!!"
-Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji-
"…Shika, is that you??" said Ino
"YESOFCOURSE IT IS!!! WHAT'CHA MEAN?? LOL!! HAHAHA!!!" said an hyper voice.
Chouji came walking, and Ino got BIG eyes…
Before her, was an thin, little, GIRL… who reminded her about Chouji…
The girl smiled, and her head moved to the side… "what, Ino??"
"Chouji, you are THIN!!! And FEMALE!!!" almost screamed Ino.
"YESYESYESYES!!!!" "…whats upp with him??" said Chouji.
"uhh… he had coffie… but that all…" answered Ino.
"…you gave him coffie?!?" "uhh… yea?" "IDIOT!!! THIS HAPPENDS EACH TIME HE GETS COFFIE!!!!" –sigh…-
Auma came walking… and first thing happended, was Ino screaming "YOU ARE A GIRL?!?"
-Hinata, Shino, Kiba-
"Kiba. You are female." "I KNOW WERY FUING MUTCH THAT I AM FEMALE, THANKYOU-VERYMUTCH!!! –mumble- fuking bugg…"
"Ki- Kiba-kun!! Dont curse, please!!"
"its Kiba-chan now, Hinata." "I AM FUING MALE, YOU IDIOT!!!" Kiba-chan cried.
"STOP CRYING!! (you sound like a girl!)" said Kurenai.
"I- IM NOT CRYING!! (im not a girl…TT)" answered Kiba.
"Se- Sensei, Kiba-kun-" "chan." "whatever! Kiba-chan is female!!"
"…welkom in the world of females, Kiba-chan!!"
-Ten-Ten, Lee, Neji-
"YOSH!! GAISENSEI!!" "LEE!!" "GAISENSEI" "LEE!!" "SHUT UPP, YOU IDIOTS!!!" came Ten-Ten's voice, interupting the two morons… "Hey, Ten-Ten-chan!!"
"... sorry to interupt, but WHY THE HECK AM I FEMALE!?!" said Neji-chan…
"GOSH, Neji-san have com'n upp with a new way to train!!! Lets all dress upp as girls!!"
"LEE!! What an EXELENT IDEA!!!" Lee and Gai had all teary-eye thing, and was acting… normal… for THEM…
"Uhh… im already female, and I think ill try find out what happened to Neji…"
"but… -tears in eyes- don't you wanna train with me and Gai-sensei??"
"Neji is importenter (and less emberrasing), so ill stick with him…"
"TEN-TEN!!! WAIT!!!"
-Anko, Tsunade, assistant of Tsunade, and spider-pig-
"I've got something I gotta tell you, Tsunade-sama!!"Shizune came in.
she stopped, and looked at what was happening in front of her "…is that realy good for anything??" "SILENCE, SHIZUNE!! IT IS!!"
Tsunade was training TonTon to become a spiderpig (again) when someone knocked on the door. "come inn!!"
It was Anko. She looked… pissed…
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?!?" Yelled Anko.
First awkvard silence (in Konoha…) "…do with what?" said Tsunade politely.
"THIS!!!" she un-zipped her jacket, and there, trougth her fishnet-top-thingy they saw… a flat chest…
"IM MALE!!!" "WELL I DIDN'T DO IT!!!" "O YEAH?!? MAYBE YOU GOT SO BIG BOOBS FROM STEALING OTHER'S?!?" "…I did NOT-" "please stop, you to!!"
they both glared at Shizune…
"Anko-san, there have been many complains on change of gender (and one at age XD) , so you are no different!!! And Tsunade-sama, this was what I wanted to tell you!"
"…you wanted to tell me something?" "yes, Tsunade-sama!!" "…you sure??" "yes!!" "…you ain't just messing again??" "Tsunade-sama, I never mess!!!" Shizune straigthend upp. "And, if you want proof, just look at the manus: - -Anko, Tsunade, assistant of Tsunade, and spider-pig- "I've got something I gotta tell you, Tsunade-sama!!"Shizune came in she stopped, and looked at what was happening in front of her "…is that realy good for anything??" "SILENCE, SHIZUNE!! IT IS!!"-
"look??" "…We got a manus??" "im as surprised as you, Tsunade… I trougth that girl just wrote what she wanted…" (instoryA/n -gets sky-thingy on me- …they are mocking me… -sob- )
"well… whatever! JUST FIX MY BOOB-LACKING PROBLEM!! YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHAT MY GF WILL SAY?!?" "…gf?" "You mean Kurenai??" "yes, duh… we have been together like, a month now!!" silence… awkvard silence…
…think I remembered all people… OMG, I LUV MY READERS SO MUTCH!!! (FRIENDLY way… only in a friendly way….) please review!!! D
and Blue-chan will be in the story soon… and next chapter… will be about the people I don't have in the story yet… (Haku&Zabuza, Oro-baka & co, Blue-chan and SL… (bwahaha… :3 ) and Sand-sibs… that about it, rigth?
hey, i noticed, this chappie was longer!! -joy-
and, to the one who thougth there would be SasoDei in it, i have only ONE thing to say...
FUCK YEAH!!! (Hidan-style!!! XD oh, and evryone else but Hidan-san and me will get sencor on their cursings... ) (unless i wanna let them curse...)
REMEMBER, REVIEWS MAKE SU- and SAN -SAN HAPPY:'P (Suzy-san and Sane-san, btw... XD )
ThiefSuzy