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Sakura Subaku was blissfully sleeping in her large king size bed...that is until she felt something poking her forehead repetively. Furrowing her brows, the pinkette swatted at the opposing object with a grumble. After a few seconds the persistant poking started again and with a growl, blood shot emerald orbs snapped opened.

Anger morphed into confusion as she stared into very familiar onyx eyes as the person they belonged too was leaning over her and only two inches from her face.

"Itachi?"

Itachi grinned cheekily, not bothering to distance himself from her. "Good Morning Sunshine!"

The anger immediately came flooding back and Sakura scowled. "What the fuck are you doing in my room poking me in the forehead you ass?" The pinkette paused as she furrowed her brows. "Wait...what the fuck are you doing in Konoha?!"

Before Itachi could reply, a loud snore interrupted them. Sakura pulled her comforter down slightly and a shock of white blonde came to sight.

'Oh yeah...the girl from the club.' Thought Sakura as a smile came to play.

Itachi's eyes widened as he abruptly stood erect and turned his head elsewhere with a slight blush tinting his cheeks. "You have someone in your bed!"

"Shut up! Are you trying to alert the whole damn neighborhood!" Snapped the pinkette in a harsh whisper.

"What the hell did he just say?!" Yelled a voice somewhere outside of the bedroom.

"Oh hell no! I'm going to beat his ass!" Boomed another voice before the sound of running or rather pushing, cussing, and falling could be heard coming down the hall and closer to the bedroom.

Sakura shrunk in her blankets and stared at the door with wide eyes. "This is just a dream ...I 'm going to wake up any second now..."

The door was thrown off its hinges as Kisame and Deidara came barreling into the room in a tangled heap. Hidan stood in the the doorway laughing his ass off with Sakura's cousin Sasori peeking into the room from behind Hidan and shaking his head; face void of all emotion.

"Fuck my life!" sulked Sakura.

The commotion caused the sleeping blonde to awaken and she clutched onto Sakura as she looked around the room with alarmed eyes.

"What the fuck is this?! Why are all these guys in here?!" Ino pulled back from Sakura with wide horrified eyes. "This isn't some sick gang bang type shit is it?!"

Sakura's jaw dropped. "What the...no!"

"Whoa! That bitch is hot!" shouted Hidan as his eyes locked in on Ino.

"You watch your fucking mouth Hidan!" Screamed Sakura and than turned to Ino. "This is not what it looks like." She than turned to Itachi. "What the fuck! Why are you guys here?"

"We live here now." Replied Itachi with his head still turned elsewhere.

"Come again?" Snarled Sakura, hoping to God that she didn't hear right.

"You heard the bastard bitch! We live here now." yelled Hidan with a grin

"NO!" yelled Sakura in disbelief. "No, you live in Suna."

"Not anymooooore." Replied Hidan in an obnoxious sing song voice.

Kisame and Deidara finally untangled themselves and Kisame wss the first to pop up from the floor.

"Where's the guy whose ass I'm going to beat?" exclaimed Kisame .

"Where is he, yeah?" Added Deidara from his spot on the floor.

"We already established that she's in bed with a woman and not a man you morons." muttered Sasori dryly.

"A woman?!" yelled Deidara as he abruptly sat up and looked at Sakura and then his eyes nearly bulged out of his head when his eyes fell on blonde that was desperately clinging onto the pinkette.

"Ino?"

Ino snapped her head from Sakura and her eyes widened in shock. "Dei?"

Deidara suddenly sprung up from the floor and belly flopped onto the bed rather ungracefully and nearly threw both Sakura and Ino out of it.

"Oh my God its been years baby sis!"

It was Sakura's turn for her eyes to nearly bulge out of her head. "You two are siblings?!"

Deidara nodded his head enthusiastically. "Yes she's my little sister."

"You've never mentioned having a sister before!" Accused the pinkette.

"You never asked." retorted Deidara with a charming grin. "Sooooo." He wiggled his brows. "How long have you two been going out."

Ino blushed an interesting shade of red as Sakura began to scratch at the back of her head sheepishly and looked everywhere but on Deidara.

"Um...we just met last night." muttered Ino.

"What?!" Deidara snapped his head towards Sakura. "How dare you take advantage of my sister!"

Before Sakura could ram her fist into Deidara's face, Ino intervened. "She didn't take advantage of me Dei!"

Deidara looked at his sister with accusing eyes. "So you're a little hussy now?"

*POW*

Deidara went sailing across the room when his sister socked him in the eye. He hit the floor with a loud thud and a whimper as he rolled on the floor cradling his rapidly bruising face.

"Damn she socked the shit out of you!" bellowed Kisame as he doubled over in laughter.

"Fuck you Kisame!"

Sakura whom was still very pissed off looked to Sasori. "Where are my siblings, Danna?"

"In the living room."

"TEMARI!"

After a few seconds Hidan and Sasori found themselves being shoved from the doorway as Temari stepped in. The multiple ponytail rocking Subaku looked around the room and took in the scene for a second before pointing to the door way; scowl present on her face.

"Everybody out!" The group of guys immediately scampered out of the room like puppies with their tails tucked between their legs. Itachi was the last to leave and Temari gave him a swift kick in his ass when he passed her.

"Hn!" Itachi scowled.

"I told you guys to be patient and wait for her to come out!"

"Hn..." Itachi frowned and walked out of the room with his arms crossed over his chest, bottom lip protruding i to a deep pout.

Temari shook her head and than turned to her seething sister with a sheepish smile.

"What are you guys doing here?!" snapped Sakura.

Temari looked down at her naked wrist. "Oh wow look at the time..." the eldest Subaku sibling was gone before the dumbfounded duo in the bed could blink.

"Wait a minute...you don't even have a watch!" shouted Sakura.

Ino blinked owlishly before turning to Sakura as the pinkette flopped back heavily onto the bed.

"So what exactly is going on?"

Sakura sighed heavily. "I dont have the slightest clue." She suddenly peeked up at the blonde. "Did you really ask me if I set you up for a gang bang?"

Ino's entire face flushed red. "Well what would you think if you woke up with several men surrounding your bed?"

"Touchè." Sakura laughed softly. She sat back up slowly, rubbing at her stomach as it growled. "Ugh I'm hungry. Lets go get some breakfast."

Ino looked at her incredulously. "You have a house full of people."

"And?"

"You can't just leave them here!"

"Why?"

"Its rude!"

Sakura rolled her eyes. "Like it wasn't rude that they broke in my house and barged in my room while I'm blissfully sleeping after the most amazing night with the hottest girl in the world?"

Ino laughed. "Touchè."

Sakura grinned. "So lets go shower and get some food."

"Shower...together?" Asked Ino, her eyes widening once again.

"Uh, duh!"

"But...but there's people here!"

"Yeah and lets give them a reason to never barge in my room...no... never barge in my house ever again."

Ino suddenly smirked, shaking her head. "You are so bad."

Sakura grinned. "You have no idea."

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Gaara looked up as the guys came scampering down the hallway; Sasori and Deidara bolting to the kitchen to sit at the island, Hidan at the computer desk, Kisame at the super sized beanbag chair in the center of the room and Itachi went to go brood near a bookshelf in the living room. Soon after his older sister came flying into the livingroom and came to a sliding halt in front of him. The red head pulled off his black Beats headphones and looked at Temari with a knowing smile.

"She's pissed isn't she?"

Temari huffed. "Thats an understatement; she's furious."

Gaara smirked "You know she hates surprises."

"Yeah...and it didn't help that she had someone else in her bed."

Gaara's eyes widened. "You lie."

"Seriously."

"She never mentioned that she was talking to someone." Said Gaara as he furrowed his hairless brows.

"I haven't heard anything about her either but then again she was secretive with the last one." Said
Temari as she plopped down next to her little brother, causing him to have to slide over closer to Kankuro who was sleeping heavily against the armrest of the couch.

"Damn... I thought she would be at least a little happy to see us." Sighed the eldest Subaku.

"You know how she is now ever since the accident. She's going to automatically assume we came down here to keep an eye on her."

"Its partially true...I mean I can't help but to worry about her; we almost lost her and I dont want to go down that road again. On the other hand we came for other reasons too."

"We know that...but she doesn't."

Temari sighed heavily. "Maybe this was a bad idea...we should have given her more time to adjust and settle here."

"We should have but its too late for that now and we did not drive 6 hours to just pack up and leave. She'll get over it soon enough...lets just make sure to give her some breathing room and not crowd her space." Said Gaara as he adjusted his black beanie.

"Yeah..." Temari was interrupted by a loud moan coming from down the hall.
"That little bitch." grumbled Temari with a shake of the head.

Kankuro bolted straight up from his sleep and looked around him wildly. "Do I hear girl on girl action?"

Gaara snorted. "Yep, Sakura and her new little girlfriend."

"Ew!" yelled Kankuro, causing Gaara to snicker.

"What the hell are you talking about? This is fucking awesome!" yelled Hidan as he whipped out his cell phone and took off towards the bedroom.

Deidara, Kankuro and Gaara suddenly materialized behind Hidan and slammed their fists into the back of his head and he slammed face first into the floor and was knocked out cold.

"That's my sister!" They screamed in unison.

"Wait...what?" Muttered Kankuro as he looked at Deidara questioningly.

"Oh, your sister is in there screwing my sister, yeah."

"Holy shit!'

"Yep and its pretty fucking awkward." replied Deidara.

"Indeed." muttered Sasori as he stuck his fingers in his ears.

"Oh shut up; you all know why she's being obnoxiously loud right now." Said Temari as she grabbed the controller and turned the television volume up.

All the guys grumbled but they all shared the same thought; don't ever...EVER come in Sakura's house; especially her room uninvited.

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