A/N: Just a short update. I didn't really have one planned but luckily, my stepmom had me watch American Horror Story, and I got so pissed off at Tate that I figured a good punch fest was in order. So I present this chapter, which involves a lot of punching stupid idiots. And yelling, lots of yelling. Sorry for the ranting XD On with the update.

Warnings: swearing.

Pairings: Some Gale and NatsuxLucy in later chapters but not right now.

Chapter plot: Brief look at the culprits and then back other to the guys.

Meanwhile, at Pantherlily's current location (Back at the house in the kitchen):

"Hey, did anyone hear that?" Natsu asked as he looking around.

"I didn't hear anything, idiot." The iron dragon muttered as he petted the blue kitty in his arms.

The group had just arrived at Pantherlily's home and the cat was now looking the blonde cat over. His eyes then drifted over to Levy-cat and instantly, he recognized the similarities between the missing girls and the cats. With a laugh he tried to regain his composure so he could tell the guys of this news. Lucy growled and walked over to him and bonked him in the head in annoyance.

'Stop laughing! This isn't funny!' She all but screamed (though it came out as a loud hiss).

'Oh! So you really are Lucy.' The cat muttered as he rubbed his head, slowly looking at the blue kitty. 'And can I assume that that is Levy?'

'You can, because it is.' Lucy meowed back, folding her paws on top of her head. 'Now can you please tell the guys this before I have to beat it into them?'

With a roll of his eyes, Pantherlily turned to the boys and cleared his throat. He made sure to study their faces so that their reactions would be all the more funny. With a kitty smile, he parted his lips, then shut them quickly, went to a nearby table, snatched the camera and then returned.

"It would appear that Levy and Lucy have been turned into cats." He said, promptly snapping a photo of the two dragon's whose expressions varied from shock to joy (guess which one was which).

"What!? No way!" Natsu exclaimed as he picked Lucy-cat off of the floor and studied her closely. "How did this happen?"

'Do you know how this happened?' Pantherlily asked Lucy but Levy answered this time.

'No. We just woke up like this.' Levy answered in a soft whine.

"Apparently neither of the girls know. They just woke up like this." Pantherlily said, gesturing to the two she-cats. "Which is really odd if you ask me."

"And it is! Because we are!" Natsu exclaimed as he held Lucy close to his chest and sounded close to hysterics by now. "When I find out who did this then I'm going to kick their sorry asses!"

'Lets not focus on that right now! Can we just focus on turning me and Levy back to being human! I'm having such a bad hair-day with all of this fur!' Lucy whined as she proved her point by combing a paw through her long fur.

"Lucy is right. We have to get the girls back to normal." Pantherlily said sternly, folding his arms behind his back. "But that is the difficult part. Follow me."

Meanwhile, in an unknown location:

"I can't believe you did that! You fucking moron!" A voice muttered, the hood drawn over it's face making it impossible to tell who it was, followed by a loud slapping sound. "Idiot! They are going to find out!"

"They won't. Don't worry, it'll ware off." Another voice, obviously male replied, then began mumbling a series of Ows. "Its not permanent!"

"Yeah, and when is that going to be?" The first voice grumbled as another slapping sound followed.

"Ow! Quit doing that! And it'll ware off in a few hours... Or days." The male winced and prepared for another hit but was surprised when he was met by silence.

The silence was broken however, by the first voice sucking in a deep breath. The male knew he was in for it now and soon felt it was several blows suddenly landed roughly on his head and body by the furious figure. If he wasn't such a pansy when it came to the figure then he would have probably have fought back. That wasn't the case however and it hardly ever was.

"YOU IDIOT! DAYS!? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?" The voice shrieked, blows constantly landing. "ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!?"

"Q-quiet! Do you want people to hear you?" The male winced again as the painful blows kept coming but then suddenly stopped. "And I thought it would be funny."

"Oh it'll be funny alright! Watching you heal after they find out!" The first voice hissed, grabbing the other's arm and pulled him off into the distance." But for once, you're right about getting the hell out of here. Now come on before I kill you myself."

"Wait, wait! They're on the move! Lets watch! Please!" The male begged as he adjusted his position in their bush hiding place. "Come on, just to the window so we can hear what they are saying!"

"Alright, Alright. Fine." The first voice muttered, slowly creeping towards the window. "But for five minutes! Then we are heading back."

"Okay, gotcha chief." The male muttered, receiving yet another slap.

"Shut up and quit calling me ch- Oh shit! They're coming back!" And with that the two took off running back to their hiding place.

This would either end very funny or very badly for the two, but so far, it was pretty funny. Now all they had to do was sit back and watch the fireworks. Or at least what they could see from their spot in the bushes.