A/N: WOW! I didn't expect this to be as popular as it was...pure shock happening here.

xxDream Theaterxx: Sorry for rushing it. I usually go at a slow pace, but for some reason or another I felt like getting this don. LOL! I'm kooky like that.

zelliyn: YUMMY! Cake, I like to bake...and I must stop rhyming everything. I give cookies, next I make muffins and cupckaes...preferably chocolate.

agent000: I like seeing characters in a different like as well. Makes ya think "What if"...which I do alot of the time.

crumpets:3 Kick ass, why thank you. The only time anyone's said that to me is after I kick them...literally.

Undine Ravenwolf: As you can tell, this is up. LOL! I was writing the next chapter as I read your review. Thanks much!

hello: Thanks for the review. I appreciate it.

razatip: I'm now sure which chapter I'll put why Ed does what he does, but it'll probably be really soon...maybe sooner than you think. Hehe, I like cliffies alot and I guess it's part of my mind being as "warped" as it is.

Livy: Cliff hangers...hehe, I'm gonna get shot for that sometime. I'm glad you like this.

Alchemist Neko-chan: Thanks for the review and for adding me to your favorites list. Glad ya like this.

Kiriga: I probably had some grammar errors...I cant spell at times. LOL! One of my kooky faults. Glad ya liked it.

Andi: HAH! You liked it and you don't even like Envy. If I didn't tell you, Greed's in this too...when he pops up, I do not know yet. I think the next chapter. (shrugs) Well, I'll talk to ya later. Love ya!

Becca: YAY! Most likely I'll be telling you this is up at school, but yeah. And no, I didn't stay home from school just to type this, I was feeling like...err, crap and being forced to watch the baby bro...while, suffering through the Wiggles. This is my escape from that. LOL! So I'll talk to ya at school. Love ya!

Thanks for the reviews, from all of you, I love it.

Chapter 2: Freak Nation

When P.E. started, Ed quickly found out that Mrs. Curtis...was a spaz. She demanded to be called Izumi, which the class went along with. She quickly went over the rules, expecting the class to memorize and follow them, then she dismissed the class to...um, "converse" with each other,.

Ed and Envy had taken a seat by the doors of the gym. Ed sat, unconciously rubbing his still sore arm. Envy, on the other hand, had collapsed on the floor.

Unknowing to both guys, Winry Rockbell was sitting on the other side of the gym watching them. Not only watching them, but listening to the "prep" girls that were talking about them.

"I can't believe the bew kid is actually hanging out with that psychopath," said the brightly coloured blonde (A/N: BLEACH!)

"I know, like, right," said that honey-brown haired(dyed) girl.

Winry shook her head and sighed. She couldn't listen to this anymore. So she got up and walked towards Ed and Envy.

"Hey guys," She mumbled as she approached them.

Ed looked up ar Winry curiously while Envy simply patted the ground infront of his head.

"I swear, it's like bimbos on parade over there," Winry said sighing.

Envy rolled over, "Let me guess, Freak Nation?"

Winry nodded.

Ed just sat there, looking back and forth between Winry and Envy. The two stopped talking and looked over at Ed. They started laughing and Ed became even more confused.

"You acted like you barely knew me, didnt you," Envy asked, still laughing.

Winry laughed harder.

"What, so you two are friends?" Ed asked, recovering from the slight shock he had.

"As odd as it seems, we've been friends since, well...that's a good question." stated Winry.

Envy sat up and looked at Ed.

"You feel any better?"

Ed shrugged. He didn't know if it still hurt at the moment or not. All Ed could think about is how he would explain this if he got caught.

"Well, well...Freak Nation's taken in a new member."

Ed, Envy, and Winry looked up and saw one of the girls Winry had been sitting by only moments ago.

"Don't you ever give up," Winry asked, sighing.

The bleach blond laughed, "Seriously Rockbell. Why, no, how do you deal with this homo. He's disgusting."

Envy's anger was fueled, but when he went to say something, he was cut off by...Ed.

"No, what's disgusting is that thing you call a dye job."

The girl was apparently in shock by the way her eyes got wide and her jaw dropped.

"This...this is natural!" the girl retorted.

Winry laughed, "Uh-huh, and so is your nose."

In a huff, the girl stormed off, leaving the three alone again.

"So," Ed began, "Freak Nation?"

Winry gave a little shrug. Envy...had drifted off to sleep. How that happened, heh, who knows. When class ended, it took both Edward and Winry to wake Envy up.

By the end of the day, Ed was ready to drop. Someone then came up behind Ed and jumped on his back. Ed did just as he wanted, he dropped.

"You okay, Chibi?"

Ed whipped around, ready to lash out when he heard Envy, but stopped when he saw Al standing next to Winry.

Al waved, "Hey brother, dad here yet?"

Envy looked at Ed and laughed.

"Aww, does Chibi need his daddy to come pick him up from school," Envy stated, mockingly.

Al jumped in, "Actually...brother can drive, it's just...complicated."

Envy and Winry exchanged a glance then looked back at the brothers.

A growl from underneath Envy made the sin looked down. Only then did he realize that Ed was still under him. Envy slowly climbed off Ed, smiling the whole time.

While Edward and Envy had a stare down, Al had gotten a call from their father.

"Brother, we have to walk."

Ed groaned, "Fine."

Before the two walked away, Ed turned around and looked at Envy and Winry.

"I was in a car accident. I was driving and my mother got hurt...badly."

With that, Al guided Ed in the direction they needed to go and walked out of sight.

Envy scratched the back of his head, "Well, that was mildly depressing."

Winry huffed and smacked Envy in the back of the head and walked off.

Envy recovered quickly, then yelled to Winry, "Hey...Win, wait up!"

Yeah, that was short and sorta pointless...sorry about that. When your sick and give youself a deadline, this kinda happens. I've already discussed with some people as to what the next chapter's gonna be about...and honestly, it all came from my friend Stacy. She thought of it and well, I liked it so much that it's basically gonna be part of chapter three. So you might enjoy it.

Well, yep, I'm done.

Peace out,

-Jen :3

Coming up: Chapter 3: Bunk Beds