AN: i don't own d-grey man or inuyasha
The perfect food
"Well we're heading out to find an awesome tree" Ryuu and Lavi cheered as they headed off.
Kanda slugged behind them with his arms cross and annoyed look on his face. "Morons" he muttered.
"Good luck you three. Stay safe" Mikoyasha waved them off.
"Come on Miko we need to get going" Koga called out. With that they headed to their assign destination.
Hundreds of people were crabbed into the extra large kitchen. There was not even a speck of dust on the counter or piece grime on the pots and pans. "This place is so damn clean" Koga complemented as he stared in awe.
"Yes it is" Kagura agreed "I wonder who keeps it so clean"
Mikoyasha thought for awhile "well the order has only one chef so..."
As if an awe the man of the hour popped out of nowhere. The man was tanned with a muscular body. He wore a sleeveless chef coat with the character love on the back. His sharp shades shone with a strip of light as his purple brides twisted around. "Alright everyone let's get started" he yelled in a flamboyant fashion.
Mikoyasha greeted the man with a smile "hello Jerry"
"Well well isn't it the ever so lovely Mikoyasha. So glad to have you here" he said excitedly with a hand on his cheek and hearts around his head. He then noticed the wind witch and raised an eyebrow. "Wait, aren't you the crazy lady who busted in here destroying everything?"
Kagura laughed nervously "yeah, sorry about that" she apologized "my lord thought you kidnapped his niece so we had to take action"
Jerry nodded in understanding then faced the wolf "now who might you be honey pie?"
Koga was confused as he looked around. With an odd look he pointed at himself "me?" Jerry nodded with a smile. Koga smiled back "the names Koga"
"Well don't you look so fine" Jerry complimented. "My name's Jerry and I will be your supervisor" he introduce himself. "Since everyone in the order is from all over the world I want all of you to make your favourite Christmas dishes. I will try them and decided with want will be severed at the party. We have 4 days to prepare so the plan must be decided today" he explained future "now get going and good luck."
Everyone scattered to town to get the ingredients they need for their dish. Mikoyasha looked to the snow white sky "I wonder how the others are doing are doing?"
"Come on Miko" called out one of the finders.
"I'm coming" she called back. She then noticed that Kagura and Koga were slipping away into another portal. "Where are you guys going?" she asked.
The two demons turned to face her "oh were going to the demon realm to get some goods." They waved her off "will be back in a few hours."
"Alright stay safe" she waved goodbye and head into town with the others on her team.
A few hours later...
Boom! Smoke basted through the windows. The door keeper constantly coughed as puff of smoke waved out of his mouth. The centre of this catastrophe lied in the kitchen. All the tables were filliped about with the victims lying motionlessly on their sides. The smell of ash and brut meat among other things infected the air with a grotesque stench. Mikoyasha appeared out of the death cloud along with Koga. They coughed heavily and with wobbly legs the dropped flat on the ground. "Curse my keen sense of smell" they groaned weakly.
The door slammed opened. "What happened in here?" Allen coughed as he waved the smoke away.
"This looks like Kagura's doing" Takeo explained with a gasmask over his face.
"Since when did you get a gasmask?" Allen coughed.
"I always come prepared"
At that moment, a figure rose from the ashes. The body lugged it's self out of the ash cloud. As the dark cloud cleared they realised it was Kagura. Her clothes were all burnt and her hair stuck up as if she saw struck by lightning. Burns smoked and emitted from her crispy body. "That didn't go well" she was just able to say.
"Is everyone ok?" Allen called out in concern.
"Yeah" replied a weak choir.
Underneath all the rubble someone bursted through, with a dark sinister aura they all though to was a demon but those braids and shades were unmistaken able. This demon with glowing red eyes and steam came out his ear was none other than Jerry. He glared at the guilty woman with deadly eyes. As his body seemed to grow and loomed over her with an ominous aura. Kagura on the other hand quivered in fear and sunk to ant size. "Get out of my kitchen" he uncharacteristically shrieked in anger. So much so it shook the ground and caused the ceiling to collapsed. With a tear in her eyes she ran for her life.
Takeo sighed behind the gas mask "Allen you get Kanna. Her reverse spell should be able to fix this mess." He grabbed the unconscious dog and wolf "I'll take these two outside"
Right with that Allen rushed off to find Kanna as some others helped to dig out the remaining buried in the rubble. When Kanna arrived she revered all the damage with a spin of her mirror and everyone got back to work. Except for Kagura; there was an actual sigh on the door saying she's band from entering the newly fixed kitchens. She sat alone in the corner of the dining room with a gloomy aura around her. She drank about 2 litres of sake to try and cheer her up but it did the exact opposite and made be hiccup every 5 minutes.
Inside the kitchen, everyone prepared their own dish again and lined up in the contours. Jerry walked by with a fork at hand and took a bite of the first dish. It was a sweet and tangy morsel but it had a strange after taste. His face crinkled a bit "it's good but I think you need to tone down with the lemon." He moved on to the next dish and gave it a taste. It was nothing but chicken and gravy. "No offence but it's too bland. You should add some basal or rosemary or maybe some paprika. That will give it a kick." The next dish was peculiar in both size and appearance. "What exactly is that?"
On a giant silver platter was a strange bird like thing. It had a circular moon face that was ten times the size of a soccer ball. It had a gapping mouth with jagged teeth and was stuffed with apples. It had a flat pig like nose and its large eyes were burnt shut. The wolf stood proudly by his odd creation. "This is a roasted bird of Paradie mix with herbs and spices with a drizzle of apple sauce." He stated proudly.
Mikoyasha's eyes widen "you didn't."
"You bet I did" he said with a wolfy grin.
"Oh Koga why?" she groaned in sadness.
"Well they have been eating my friends and comrades for hundreds of years!" he yelled in bitter anger. "So I say it's about time we eat them." with a fork for a weapon he pierced the bird violently and tore off a hunk of flesh. In one massive bite he chopped in down. He stayed completely still for a long while.
"So how is it?"
His face went white as he dropped on a chair. "It's disgusting" he puked a little in his mouth.
"Ok. We'll take that thing off the list" Jerry crossed out Koga's dish and carried on to the next. "This looks good" he gazed at the succulent, perfectly brown piece of meat. "Now for the taste test" he took a bite of the delectable looking morsel. The juicy flavours danced in his mouth as he chewed the tough yet tendered piece. "Now that's a stake" he complemented.
Koga peeked over his shoulder with hungry eyes and a watery mouth. "Mind if I give it a try"
The finder who created it smiled. "Sure."
The wolf greedily took a piece and chewed on a thick bone. "This is great" he mumbled as he chewed with a grin. "What kind of meat is it?"
The finder smile grew "oh it's wolf meat"
"..."
Silence rained through all. With wide, shocked eyes their mouthed dropped. "This can't end well" Mikoyasha muttered under her breath.
Koga plated and fainted backwards. A little part of his soul floated from his mouth.
"Koga" the hanyou rushed to his aid. "Speak to me Koga" she violently shook the lifeless body. Slowly, his eyes opened. Mikoyasha sighed in relief. "Good you're alive. So how are you feeling?"
The wolf remained silent as he lifted his body to setting position. His face was cold and blank as he turned to the finder who feed him his own kind. His face darkened as his eyes became blood red "you bastard!" he yelled. With demonic speed he raced up to the finder and kicked him right in the stomach. He sent the poor guy flying through the window. The shattered pieces fell to the floor with a clang. The wolf was about to jump out after him but was stopped by Mikoyasha's whip like finger nails. But that didn't stop him. The wolf continued to violently struggle and growled "let me at him!" over and over.
"Heel boy heel" she commanded.
"Never!"
Swiftly, she karate chopped the back of his neck. The wolf swayed from side to side before tumbling forward. "Ok let's take wolf off the menu. All in favour"
"I" they all agreed.
3 hours later (after fixing the shattered widow and finding the lost finder)...
A new sigh was placed on the door, next to the one with a chibi faced version of Kagura with an x on it. It was a chibi faced Koga with an x on top. In short now Koga is banned from the kitchen. He joined Kagura in the darkness corned of the dining room; they shared a drink or two as they hiccupped in sync. The darkness of the corner seemed too dubbed in size.
"Ok Miko dear you're the last one" jerry said excitedly. He gazed at the beautifully decorated dish. It was a snow iced caked covered in foreign fruits he never seen before. He took a single bite "it's delicious" he cheered. He ate more with the look of bliss on his face. "ooohh it like a little rainbow busted in my mouth. I never tasted such exotic fruits before."
Mikoyasha smiled from ear to ear "I'm you like it. You know all these fruits are from the western demon kingdom" she explained.
"Say you think you can get so more?"
"Of course" she peeked out of the service window and worry filled her eyes when she spotted her two demon friends. That's she got an idea. "I will be back soon" she waved off and disappeared
3 hours later...
"Gorashi!"
"Dance of the blades!"
Flashes of light swiped down as juices flew out. Pieces went flying everywhere and soon landed perfectly on top of each other. And then...
"done" the two demons posed in front of their marvellous creation. It was of a Christmas tree made of different coloured, giant fruits all stacked neatly together.
"It's beautiful you guys" Jerry gave them a thumbs up and a sly smile "great job"
Mikoyasha smiled as well "they may not be able to cook but they can sure make a fine centre piece"
Jerry agreed "those demonic fruits give out the perfect cheery vibe what with their unusual colour pallet" he step closer and took a bite "the best part is that it tasted as good as it looks" he faced the two demon with a sparkle in his eyes "you think you can recreate this on the opening day?"
"Of course" they replied with a confident smile.
Jerry stared at the fruity center piece "but I can't help but wonder if it's missing anything"
Slam! The ground shook below them. "Hey can we have some help here?" yelled a familiar voice.
"That was Lvai" Mikoyasha along with the two demons headed to see want the commotion was all about.
As they reached the bottom they saw the entrance completely blocked by what appeared to be a evergreen tree a hundred times bigger than ravage. "What the hell?" the wolf came in to get a closer look. That's when the tree began to move with a rustle here and there. Three head popped out. It was Lavi, Ryuu and Kanda all berried in the thick branches "what are you doing"
"What does it look like we're doing? Kanda groaned as he struggled to freedom. "Just get us out of here"
With a few strong pulls they finally got out. "Thanks" Lavi said as he dusked himself off.
"What happen here?" Jerry walked in. He then spotted something strange on the tree. "What's this?" he picked the item up. It looked like a pinecone put it has a squashy feel to it. When he squeeze it to much a snow white substance seeped out. Out of curiously he licked it "oh that's so yummy yummy" he cheered. "It's perfect for the centre piece. It would make it look like it's just snowed." He gathered some more "you boys mind if we use these"
"I don't mind go right ahead" Ryuu replied. The three of them were cover in cuts and bruises.
"Just what happen to you guys?" Mikoyasha asked.
"It's a long story" they replied.
AN: that's all for now bye