Troubles of the Heart

Chapter Two: The Prank

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Michi: Disclaimer… KIBA!

Kiba: Michi does not own Naruto or it's characters!

Ino: But she wishes…

Michi: ON TO THE STORY!

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The next morning, as I got up for school, I was still wearing the clothes I had yesterday. I groaned, and went to my bathroom to wash my face. I looked like crap. I had black tearstains and bags under my eyes, my hair was an entire mess, out of it's usual ponytail, and my clothes were wrinkled. I quickly got into the shower, and did my hair and make-up, plenty of eyeliner, as usual, and went into my room to pick out something to wear. Opening my closet, I picked out a light blue jean skirt with black leggings underneath (They had pink crossbones in the back, and pink bows at the bottom), and a lime-green shirt with pink skulls on it. I slipped on my black sparkly ballet flats, and walked downstairs. My father was already up.

"Morning, honey."

"Morning," I grumbled, walking into the kitchen.

I grabbed a bear claw and a monster.

"I'm gonna go to school early, dad."

My dad gave me a look that clearly said "Who are you, and what have you done to my daughter?"

I just smirked at him a bit, grabbed my bag, and drove off to school.

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"Hey, look who decided to show up," stated a rather smug looking Kiba.

"Dude, shut up. You're just making yourself look stupid," I replied looking at him boredly, but in all honesty, I was ready for a fight.

His little cronies chuckled slightly, and Kiba blushed.

"Why don't you shut up, blondie!"

"Maybe I would if you weren't such a jack ass."

I turned on my heels, and walked in the opposite direction, leaving a fuming Inuzuka behind.

"Ouch," I heard, as I turned the corner.

I looked to the source, and found Tenten leaning against the wall, arms folded.

"Well if you aren't the little bitch."

I smiled slightly at the compliment, and walked with her to first period again.

As we entered, we sat in our now assigned seats, the same ones we were in yesterday, and I silently awaited the return of the newly dubbed "Mutt." Okay, I admit it, he was quite intriguing. Just not in the good way. Hell, he got on my nerves so friggin bad, I just wanted to-

"Hey, the Blonde Bimbo Bitch is already here!"

Speak of the Devil.

"Hey, the Moronic Mutt is here!"

Everyone rolled their eyes at the scene. Then again, I rolled my eyes too… at his stupidity. He growled his stupid puppy growl, and sat down at his usual seat. Away from me. Not that I minded.

The class went fairly uneventful, if you don't count the numerous glares I had gotten from the Mutt in the past twenty minutes, but hey, it's all good. He'll get his… from me. The bell rang, and Hinata and Naruto escorted me to my next class: History. Yeah, so exciting. The second we got into the classroom, Naruto left Hinata and I as he ran to the back of the classroom up to this rather interesting looking guy with red hair… interesting? Hell, he was hot! He looked up at me with a curious gaze as the Hyuuga and I made our way to the back.

'Wow… great eyes,' I thought, staring at his aqua colored- eyeliner rimmed eyes. Even better, he had a tattoo! A forehead tattoo, but still, he was inked! Yes! Wait… doesn't that mean "Love?"

"Uzumaki, who is this?" he asked Naruto, his eyes still on me.

"This is Yamanaka Ino, she just transferred here. You would know that if you actually came yesterday."

The redhead glared at Naruto.

"You know I couldn't."

"Yeah, yeah, I know. A lot of people were out. Not surprising though. I mean, that party did take a lot out of all of us. Luckily some of us left early."

"Wow, I didn't know losers like you could actually get an invite to a party that good."

All four of us looked in search of probably the most annoying voice I had ever heard. And then I saw it. As sure as I had boobs, a girl with a skirt that looked like a belt, a bright red shirt with her hands on her hips staring at us with her hideous bubblegum pink hair glinting in the sunlight shining through the windows.

"Eew, my Preppy Sense is tingling," I commented, looking at her and her band of skanks- I mean- friends. Both, of course, were blondes.

"Excuse me?" asked Pinky, as she walked up to me.

I stood just a little bit taller, as if to tell her, "Bitch, I'm bigger than you, I'm stronger than you, and, I bet you couldn't even run fast enough in those heels to get away from me, so shut the fuck up before I do it for you."

Oh wait, no I actually said that. The four behind me gaped at me, eyes wide. The pink thing looked absolutely appalled as she turned around and walked away from me. But of course, right as she was about to sit down, she turned to me and said, "Oh, and you're so right about me being smaller," she looked at my stomach, "than you."

I rolled my eyes.

"That was lame."

I looked down at my stomach. Yup, still flat as a board with abs you can only get from living on the beach most of your life.

And then I saw it. The Mutt. Oh yeah, did I mention he has every single class with me? Oh yeah, it's sooo great. But hey, at least I was able to see what happened next.

Before I knew what was happening, I saw the most disgustingly disturbing thing ever in the history of my eyes: Pinky had just ran up to the Mutt, and was now pretty much all over him, making out with him ferociously in the middle of the partially empty classroom. I felt a twinge in my stomach. Jealousy? Of course not. I thought I was gonna puke.

I turned back to the other three, my face probably looking slightly green. I shook my head.

"So anyways," I said, looking to the red head. "You know my name, so shouldn't I know yours? Fair trade, right?"

He smirked, and picked up the hand that wasn't leaning on his desk.

"Sabaku Gaara."

I blushed.

'Woooah, is it just him, or is it hott in here?'

I smirked back, and let him lead me just a bit closer to him, allowing me to sit on his desk. Naruto and Hinata looked at each other and sat down, Naruto in front of Gaara, and Hinata in front of the seat I would take when the bell rang. It was odd, but just when I found myself on his lap instead of his desk, I could have sworn I felt a pair of eyes on me. I turned around to look, but the only person looking even near our way was the Mutt. What a moron. I shook my head and went back to concentrating fully on Gaara. I know, you're probably thinking "Skank!" but you know what? It's high school! We're supposed to have fun!

The bell rang, and I pouted as everyone started to go to their seats. Before I got out of his lap, however, Gaara pulled me slightly closer to him, and kissed my cheek.

"Movie later?" he asked, his lips almost touching my ear.

I looked down at him.

"Of course."

He nipped my ear slightly, and let me go to my seat right next to him on his left.

I think I'm gonna like this school.

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At lunch, it was a lot better than yesterday. I had now met, and become friends with everyone. Everyone included: Tenten, Hinata, Naruto, Deidara, Tayuya, Itachi, Kidomaru, Gaara, Sakon, Kin, Zaku, Haku, and occasionally this really lazy guy named Shikamaru. Sitting on Gaara's lap, we talked just about nothing and everything the whole time, feeding each other, laughing with each other, and occasionally glaring at the others if they mentioned something like "Get a room."

"Only if you're payin' for it, Uzumaki," Gaara replied to Naruto after he asked that question five friggin' times.

Naruto then went to grumbling about how he was broke, and it was disgusting what we were doing, even though he was doing the same thing with Hinata. We just rolled our eyes, and continued until the bell rang.

Getting off of his lap, I took the long plunge into my Algebra I class with Zaku, Naruto, Deidara, Tayuya, Kidomaru, and Itachi. Itachi, however, being the smart ass that he is, was the T.A.

We all put our stuff down when I realized something rather important.

"Crap, I gotta go to the bathroom," I whined, just as I walked through the door.

The others laughed as I rushed out of the class. After I had finished my "business," I found myself pulled into an empty classroom. They only had art classes four periods after all. Now, three guesses who. Gaara? I wish, Tenten? I would've liked that more, Hinata? Nope. Kiba. Yup, that's right. The stupid Mutt had now pulled me into an empty art class, and pinned me just like he did yesterday, that mother fucking bastard.

"What do you want, you Mangy Mutt?"

He glared down at me.

"Why are you going out with him?"

"Who, Gaara?"

"Who else! Of course him!"

I rolled my eyes.

"Does it matter!?"

"Yes!"

"Well, why are you going out with Pinky!?"

He was quiet for a second.

"How the hell should I know!?"

I looked at him like the moron he was.

"What? You're going out with her but you don't know WHY!? You really ARE an idiot!"

He pushed me farther into the wall, our faces centimeters apart.

"If you must know, I like Gaara. Problem?"

Kiba looked almost… upset. Yeah right.

"Whatever."

He let go of me, and went to class. I looked at the door.

"What the… fuck?"

I shook my head and went to class as well.

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"Finally! It's over!" I yelled as school ended.

'And now, my plot will take place, insert evil laughter here!'

"Hey guys, let's walk over here today!" I exclaimed, pointing towards where Kiba's locker was.

Tenten and Hinata looked over at me, but shrugged their shoulders.

"Lead the way," replied the brunette.

As I mentally laughed in my mind, I kept my face straight as I slowly but surely walked over to his locker. Just as we turned the corner, the Mutt began to open his locker.

'Perfect…'

A scream echoed through the hallway, as a bucket of bright pink paint threw itself on the boy, and he stood there, in absolute shock. A laugh slowly built up its way from my throat, and I joined the laughter of everyone else around me. I walked up to the Mutt, and said one thing.

"Well, at least you'll match you're girlfriend now," and with that I walked away, knowing I'm probably the first person to ever prank him in his pathetic little life.

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Michi: Hey guys, I'm sorry it took me so long, but I had a lot on my mind. And plus, my writing really really sucks, especially at the end, but I hope you forgive me!

Ino: Haha! Nice prank!

Kiba: /Eye twitches/ Yeah… great.

Ino: Oh, you're just pissed because I'm so much better than you. /Flips hair/

Kiba: Why you-

Michi: OKAY! So I shall see you all next chapter! Bye! 10 reviews or no chappie, and this time I'm serious!