A/N: REVISED April 3rd. I want to thank everyone who has read this story and has enjoyed it. I also apologize if the characters seem OOC but I write what my muses tell me to write.

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Harry could not believe that he had willingly gone with a complete stranger in the middle of the night to become his travel companion. *Though he did give me his name, so he isn't a complete strange, just a partial one. The Doctor. What kind of name is that? Who would name their kid, "THE DOCTOR"?* Harry shook his head. He knew his subconscious was a little sarcastic but he had to stop and wonder just how that could have happened, it had never been that sarcastic in school. It was one of those things that he never put much thought into though because he kind of liked his sarcastic thoughts, it was like having a mini Drac….Oh. He was going to stop those thoughts before they went somewhere he definitely didn't want them going at this moment.

"So Sir, where exactly is this Tardis of yours?" Harry asked, slightly curious as to why a person would name their vehicle TARDIS…Then again his name is The Doctor.

Harry sighed to himself again. He really needed to stop thinking about Draco, which was turning out to be harder than he thought it would be. He had a feeling though that as soon as this little adventure got on its way, things were going to be a lot different and he wouldn't have the chance to think about Draco.

"Hmm? What was that? The Doctor finally asked not paying attention to what exactly Harry was asking about or even saying.

"The Tardis? What is it? Where is it?"

"Oh yes! The TARDIS. What a wonderful ship she is. OH you are going to love her, everyone loves her. Rose loved her, Martha loved her, Jack must have loved her since he was always flirting with her but then again Jack flirts with anything that can react. Almost everyone who has been on her has loved her." The Doctor kept gesturing with his hands while looking all around him as if he was searching for something.

Flirting with a ship?!?!? Who flirts with a ship? Harry couldn't really wrap his brain around what he was hearing. Loving ships he could understand since he has always loved all of his brooms, but flirting with a ship was something he had never heard before. In fact he couldn't even remember anyone saying that they flirted with their brooms before either.

"Um... sir? Flirting with a ship? I have no idea what you are talking about in regards to ship flirting. Why did you name your ship the Tardis if I might ask?" Harry couldn't believe how hard it was to get a straight answer out of The Doctor, it was like pulling teeth from an infant.

"Oh yes, the TARDIS. She isn't what you might consider ones typical ship. She is ah… bit unique I guess you could say. It's hard to explain till you see her for yourself."

"And when will that be sir?"

Harry was getting a little annoyed with the random wandering about and was hoping they would get to their final location soon. He was not even sure why he even agreed to go on this silly quest. This whole adventure had been a spur of the moment decision that was proving to be a mistake in the worse possible way. He was getting pretty fed up with the wandering down random streets with what looked to be no particular destination in mind.

After what seemed like an hour of walking Harry was completely annoyed with this whole adventure and even the Doctor himself. That's it! I'm sick of this ridiculous quest, I'll tell him I'm sorry but I can't travel with him and just go home and figure out what to do about Draco when I get there. Harry sighed to himself. He just couldn't deal with anymore of this ridiculous wandering any longer than he had already.

"Um, sir? I'm really sorry but…" Before Harry could finish what he was saying, the Doctor had stopped short causing Harry to run into him.

"Look enough with the sir already. You have to be one of the most polite persons I've ever met that wasn't in the military, what with always calling me sir. My name is The Doctor. Doctor. Honestly its not that hard to remember, I'm all for being polite but you have really got to stop this sir nonsense. When did you silly Apes get so respectful?"

Apes? Harry couldn't help but roll his eyes The Doctor was more melodramatic than Ron, Hermione, and Draco put together. And to be more melodramatic than Draco was an achievement he didn't want to think about right now.

"Fine Doctor. I was going to say that I'm sure I would have enjoyed traveling with you, but I guess I should be going now. Especially since we haven't found your ship yet."

"Why would you want to leave? The TARDIS is right there." The Doctor said pointing at something in front of him.

Harry looked at where the Doctor was pointing at, and yet all he could see was a blue box with the words "Police Box" written above it. There was nothing around it that could be mistaken for a ship nor where they anywhere near a body of water for a ship to be docked.

"Doctor, I'm confused? Where is your ship? All I see is a 1950ish style blue Police Box. There is nothing there."

The Doctor turned to give Harry an exasperated look before proceeding to walk towards the Police Box.

"Honestly you apes get more and more dense each century. One would think that with a culture so fascinated with aliens and space travel, you would be more open minded to the fact that a spaceship could be any size or shape." The Doctor opened the Police Box door, before turning towards Harry.

"Are you going to come in or not?"

Harry looked at him exasperated; he had no idea why he was doing this. It was insane. He didn't know this man from Adam or even Merlin, and to make it worse he expected him to get into a Police Box with him. A POLICE BOX. It could not have been bigger than a telephone booth and this Doctor actually expected him to squish into a tiny box. Where is your sense of adventure Harry. Worse possible case he just wants to get into tight close quarters with you. Best possible case, he is right about size and shapes of spaceships…except for him to be right you have to believe in space travel, and as far as you know space travel has only been achieved in Star Trek and Star Wars. Speaking of which, why does he keep calling me an ape. Well its now or never Harry.

Shaking his head, he couldn't believe the thoughts running through his mind. It was weird but he never thought he would actually have a logical conversation with himself…let alone a conversation about whether or not to do something exciting. Hermione would be so proud of him, thinking things through before jumping in headfirst. Steeling up his Gryffindor nerves, he walked towards the blue Police Box. He glanced at the Doctor as he stepped forward, who oddly enough had a huge grin on his face.

"Fine, I'll step into your ship Doctor. But you really must stop calling me a stupid ape, or even an ape in general."

"Yes, fine, whatever. Get in already would you." The doctor stated with a shake of his head. He seemed to be in a hurry to get going or at least impatient about Harry not getting into his ship fast enough. IF he turns out to be some homicidal psychopathic killer Harry, you are in deep shit. I should have asked for a resume, credential, or something before going off into the middle of the night with a complete stranger.

Taking a deep breath, steeling his nerves, Harry proceeded forward, not really focusing on his surroundings, and walked into the Doctors' Police Box.