Kingdom Hearts ain't mine. So quit chur bitchin'. May belongs to May, Reds belongs to me, and Enigma belongs to Enigma. No wait. He belongs to me too.
Oh and a warning I guess. If you are offended by the mention of curses, drugs or sex don't read. Cause this chapter has a lot of curses and the words "sex", "drugs", and "high" in it. Just a heads up.
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Chapter 2: Why I Fail at Life
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Reds shoved her hands into her jean pockets and walked up to the school with slight hesitation.
"Why does this suddenly feel like a really bad idea?" She asked herself.
"Hey you! Kid!" Reds whipped around as a man dressed up in a suit walked up to her.
"Huh?" She muttered in confusion.
"What the hell are you doing?! Get in your damned class like you're suppose to! You're fucking late as it is!" The man snapped. Reds blinked as she noticed it was Cid Highwind.
"Dude. Chillax, mmmkay? I don't go to this school." Reds stated as she watch Cid with mild amusement. If he was mad before he was downright pissed now.
"You think you can mess around with me you fucking punk? I'm the god damn Principle. If you don't go to your fucking class now you'll get a fucking deans detention." He growled. Reds lifted an eyebrow.
"Punk? Do I look like I wear crappy clothes to you-oh wait a tick." She looked down. Ripped jeans and a T-shirt that she wrote 'I'm not high' on in a bright pink marker. "Eh. That's what you get for living in a closet and not being able to see a damn thing. Kinda punkish. But I'm not a-"
"Get to your shitting class!" The man yelled, his voice raising a pitch in anger. Reds obliged by running down the hallway and turning into the first room she came up to.
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Reds blinked as an entire class stared at her.
"Yo." She responded somewhat sheepishly. The teacher walked up to her. She suddenly realized it was Cloud Strife. 'Yeah. This is definitely bad fanfiction. I'm pretty damn sure nobody in avalanche has a teaching degree.'
"First day of school and you're late to class. I hope your attendance will improve as time continues, Miss-" He looked at his clip board. "Dark-"
"No need to be formal with me teach-wait a tick. How do you know my name?" Reds slipped behind Cloud to read the clipboard over his shoulder. As she read down the list of names saw the name Infrareds Dark on the paper before he could react.
"Miss Dark to your seat please!" The Cloud half yelled, quite flustered from his student's lack of respect.
"I, uh... okiedokie." Reds mumbled and chuckled nervously as she walked to her seat, all eyes on her. Some kids giggled 'and whispered. Reds thought she heard 'What an idiot. This kid's gonna be a riot' but ignored it. She groaned slightly to herself.
The Cloud cleared his throat and silence fell about the room. "Welcome to Destiny High.(Reds almost face palmed herself at this 'Oh gods I'm in fanfiction hell') As freshmen this is obviously your first time in the building for those of you that aren't repeating. ('Wait a tick I'm a sophomore... and why is he looking at me-god damn it I'm not a failing student!')As your first period teacher I have the obligation to tell you the general rules of the building. No gum in classes, no hats in class, dress appropriately (Reds looked at her shirt and chuckled nervously), no running in halls and no sex or drugs in the bathroom. ('Once again why is he looking at me? I don't smell like pot.') Now on with my own classroom rules..."
Reds sighed and stared out the window as the teacher droned on. She rested her face on her hand and soon found her eyes drooping. 'So damn bright. Must keep eyes open. Don't fall asleep. Is that a butterfly? Zzzzzzz'
Reds was suddenly brought back to consciousness as everyone in the room scrambled to get out and she quickly stood up herself and ran towards the door. 'Please don't have noticed, please don't have noticed.'
"Miss Dark if you wouldn't mind stay after class." 'God damn it.'
"Yes Mr. Strife, dude?" Reds said turning around from the door and walking towards the teacher. She flinched at the evilest of glares he was giving her.
"I hope you will not be trouble throughout the year."
"Course not! See ya!" And Reds ran out the door before he could say a word. 'Heh. Stupid bastard.'
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The day went as good as a first day of high school could go, with all the teachers telling you the same exact thing as the last and giving you a list of a bizillion binders to buy which you'd only buy two of anyways and just leave them home and put all your papers directly into the backpack.
Reds was kind of surprised that ever classroom she walked into was the right one. So when she decided lunch would be good at 5th period she walked into the lunch room.
There was a surprising amount of kids there. But then again it was either eat in the cafeteria or try to find someplace in the void outside. She sat down at an empty table and sighed. 'How the crap am I gonna get out of this place?' Suddenly she blinked as she noticed someone in front of her.
"Can I help you?" She muttered without looking up.
"Yeah Reds. I was wondering if you knew what the fuck was going on." Reds blinked and looked up to find-
"MAY-CHAN!!!!" She yelled glomping her friend to the ground and knocking over the table in the process.
"STUPID BITCH GET OFF!!!" May yelled back, punching Reds in the gut. May stood up as her friend writhed on the floor. "But I guess you don't know what happened either."
"Oh no. I do! You see, Earth was eaten by darkness so now we're nobodies! Isn't that great!" Reds yelled and then covered her mouth. Everyone in the room looked horrified except for May who looked ready to murder Reds. "Oppies."
The kids in the cafeteria suddenly turned violent. "It's a pair of nobodies! Get 'em!" They yelled and grabbed random objects to beat the two with.
Reds jumped up and grabbed May as she dashed out of the room.
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May struggled in Reds' grip. "Let go! I'm gonna kill them!"
"Not a chance. Too many. Not unless you know your element and weapon." Reds yelled over her shoulder.
"Then what do you suggest? Keep running? They're catching up, you know." May snarled sarcastically. Reds was suddenly hit with a potentially bad idea. She made a dark portal which she jumped into with May to god knows where.
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May spazzed a bit. "What the hell was THAT?!?" She yelled at Reds. Reds smiled.
"Dark portal made with... darkness." Reds said simply. "I forgot you didn't actually get the second game of Kingdom Hearts."
May dusted herself off. "Oh is that all?"
"You know what a nobody is right?" Reds asked.
"Yeah. You've told me." May said.
"Oh goodie. Let's see what our weapons are." Reds held her hands out in front of her and willed a weapon to appear. There was a flash of light and-
"Your weapon's a stick." May said in a bored tone.
"It's called a bo. It's a battle staff." Reds defended.
"A pretty bow for a pretty girl." May tease. "It's a fucking stick."
"Well let's see what yours is." Reds growled changing the subject. May shrugged, concentrated and with a flash-
"Heh. A board with a nail in it." Reds said stifling inevitable laughter. The board floated that in front of May inched closer to Reds as she broke into giggles. Suddenly it slammed down on top of her head causing Reds to fall to the ground.
May smirked. "Heh. That's useful."
"Stupid bitch."
"Where are we anyways?" May asked. Reds looked around. It was a forest with a mansion not too far from where they were standing.
"Eh. Looks like Twilight Town."
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I originally had no cannons in this chapter because I didn't know anyone from Kingdom Hearts that seemed like they had a teacher's degree. Then I said logical? THIS IS FANFICTION. And so I stuck FF7 characters in there. I know. It still sucks. It will get better really soon. Hopefully next chapter.
May is a friend of mine that I've put in a previous fic. She's fun to write for simply cause she's so bloody violent. Space is still open for those who wanna show up.
Oh and apparently people don't tend to review unless I ask so here I go.
Please review. PLEASE!!! With sugar on top? I'd really appreciate it. Even if all you have to say is "you suck." Review!!!