Foreword by the Author
So it looks like I'm really doing this thing. Chapter 2, ladies and gentlemen. I'm currently working on chapters 3-6, with plans on doing more (maybe 10?). Anyway, without further ado, the saga continues...
Chapter 2
Shrek awoke blinded by chocolate flavored rainbow jizz. He wiped the sticky substance off his face, confused by the fact that he was still alive. Had Nic spared him? He groggily looked around to see a vast plane of gray rocks and mountains. He was on the moon.
He stretched and took a hearty ogre onion belch. He knew that he had to reconnect with Nic if the universe was to be spared a horrible, gruesome, and explosive death. But how could he ever even plan on escaping the moon? He tried using Shrecho-Location to find where Nic was, but he remembered that his powers were useless without onions.
Meanwhile, back at the swamp, Nic was trying desperately to take flight. But the super spunk that knocked Shrek off the face of the earth had taken too much out of him. He's probably scared, looking for onions to power his abilities... Nic thought to himself. I have to find him.
The Cage knew that there was only one person who could help him reconnect with his boy-toy. He sighed. He had promised to himself long ago that he would never return that place.
The home of his ex.
He set out on foot for his trek to the house of his once-lover, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Green Hill Zone was a place that had a lot of green hills. There was green grass as far as the eye could see, as well as hills in there. Suddenly, Knuckles the Echidna came. "Nic, I thought we told you not to come around here anymore.
"I need to see him." Nic replied.
"No you don't. He's been a wreck ever since you left him for that sexy beast Shrek. He's still recovering."
"It's important. He's the only one for the job."
"All right. But don't say I didn't warn you." Knuckles led Nic Cage to Sonic's house.
He opened the door and found Sonic bent seductively over the stove. His shoes glistened as light flooded into the room upon their entry.
"Knuckles, you're ba-" Sonic gasped. "N-Nic...?"
There was a long and uncomfortable pause. The sexual tension was palpable. Sonic slammed his fist on the table, holding back tears. "I thought I told you to never come back."
"I wanted to apologize. I need you." Said Nic.
"For what? For that green skinned skank Shrek? Why the fuck do you think I would do something for that whore?"
"I'm cashing in that favor."
Sonic sighed. Cage had helped him in his time of need. There was no denying that. He looked at the ground. "Let's talk in private." He muttered. Sonic led Nic into his bedroom and locked the door.
"Look. I really am sorry for breaking your heart." Nic said, after a pause.
"Yeah you should be. The breakup was worse than Sonic fucking '06."
"Sonic..." he stepped closer. "I... I need you."
Sonic was surprised to hear this. He created a devious scheme. He would use Nic's classically vulnerable state to make love with him one more time.
"Is that so...? Well if you really want that from me, you'll have to give me something in return."
"Yes. Anything for Shrek. What is it?"
"Your body."
Nic needed to think this over for a bit. On one hand he didn't want to cheat on his lover (with his ex, no less). On the other hand, the universe would not be let down on his watch, and Sonic was the only one who could help him. "I... I... okay..."
Sonic burst internally with excitement. "Just what I wanted to hear big boy." He dug into his fur and revealed his fully erect hedgehog penis. "Take off those clothes, let that bird free." (HAHAHA OBSCURE NIC CAGE REFERENCE BITCH)
Nic stripped down, revealing his huge cock for the second time this week. "Bend over." He said.
"Oh no." Sonic replied. "Now it's your turn to get on bottom." He threw Nic onto the bed and inserted his penis into Nic's asshole. As soon as it penetrated, it enlarged to twice its size.
"OH MY GOD." Nic exclaimed. "Oh I love it in my ass."
"Ugh, that's right. You're my bitch tonight, Nicolas, you filthy whore."
"Okay, not hugely into that discipline stuff."
"Sure sorry." he said, kissing him on the cheek lightly. He rolled his dick around at the speed of sound. "Oh fuck, Nic, I'm gonna cum!"
"Oh yeah, Sonic. Do it inside my butthole." He said passionately.
"Gotta... go... FAST!" Sonic exclaimed as his quicksilver cum shot through Nic's digestive system and shot out his mouth.
"Blarghlahhagarabl." Said Nic. Sonic collapsed onto Nic's back. Nic looked up at him and smiled.
"Don't tell Shrek." He said. He was trapped in the paradise of knowing that Sonic had boned him so goddamn hard like wow.
"That was really good." Said Sonic. "Fine. I'll help you."
"Thank you." Said Nic. "Sonic... when this whole thing blows over... I want to move back in with you."
Sonic looked tearily in his eyes. "I-I'd like that." He said.
Will Sonic and Nic find Shrek? Will Shrek ever get back from the moon? Who will show up in the next thrilling chapter of Ultra Shrek X Nic Cage.