A/N You don't know how wonderful it is to get letters! I love it and keep it up. For as long as Snape gets letters Snape will Answer!
A Second Chapter of letters
Dear Professor Snape,
Although I consider fan-mail to be rather...ah...beneath me, I find myself typing one up for you anyways. How horrible. The reason for this is that my friend, Val, is hovering over my shoulder, making obsessive remarks about how she someday wishes to marry you. If she had any talent in writing, I'd be making her write out herself. But she has none, oh dear.
There, while she goes to the bathroom, I will ask you this--why must you treat Harry Potter the way that you do? I hate him as much as the next person (I was never a fan of the "tragic little hero" story) but besides the anger you held for his father and the other infamous 'Marauders', he's done nothing wrong but act a bit cheeky at times. As frustrating as that is, you seem to REALLY hate him. Any reason why?
Sincerely,
Jinx, the Slytherin Supporter.
Dear Jinx, the Slytherin Supporter,
First and foremost I thank you of your support of my most superior house. I also have to thank you for making your letter readable. Unfortunately your friend Val sounds like some bloody Hufflepuff and I assure you I would never lower myself to marriage to a Hufflepuff. You should definitely quit doing your friend's bidding and tell her to go suck on some arsenic.
As for Potter. Well he is insufferable and cheeky. He annoys me like no other. He seems to remind me too much of his father. And not to mention I have a feeling he has a thing for Miss Granger. And seeing how Miss Granger is dating my godson Draco I definitely can hold that against Potter. I do really hate Potter, he is turning out to be just as arrogant as his father. He is always whining on and on about the dark lord and how he is trying to kill him. Honestly after putting up with him all this time you would hate him too!
Sincerely,
Professor Severus Snape
Dear Professor Snape,
I have this problem. You see I happen to be gay. Apparently, at least so I've hear, I'm quite the man whore of Slytherin. I just realized that I'm attracted to Ron Weasley. I'm very upset by my attraction to a blood traitor such as he but I need some red-headed lovin! Thanks for listening Professor. See you in Potions.
Sincerely,
B.Z.
Dear Zabini,
Yes, I know it's you. Of course you're a man whore. Draco told me of your odd attraction to Weasley. I'm quite revolted by this bit of information and if I had my way I'd crucio you until you couldn't stand the sight of red heads in general. I'm thoroughly disturbed and may need a dreamless sleep potion now. But at least it was a disturbing as walking in on Draco and Granger. I leave with wishes of you choking on some belladonna. Thanks for writing.
Sincerely,
Professor Severus Snape
A/N I want to say I appreciate all the reviews I've received for this story. But I'd like more interaction. If you want to read more of this story I'd love it if you all sent in your own letters to Snape! It would be greatly appreciated and it would make the story that much more interesting. Thank you for reading and I hope you all have a safe and happy holiday.
Sincerely,
Flair Verona the Slytherin Queen