The night was brisk and chill, the glistening stars were fully visible and the moon was shining with full force, casting its shine on the road
The night was brisk and chill, glistening stars were fully visible and the moon was shining with full force, casting its shimmer on the road. Tails workshop was located a bit far from Casinotropolis so our friends had to do some driving on the highway and who else enjoyed that? The sassy mistress Rouge!
Rouges Car:
The wind flew across her white fur as the nights chill added a tingling sensation through out her body. She smoothly pushed the gear to 5 like a pro would in a rally match and gassed on to 145 mph as her cars engine smoothly roared.
She decided to tease on her friend Knuckles as she said with a crooked smile:
"Knuckles, the radio is useless when you can enjoy such sounds!"
"At least I listen to music Rouge! Not some onomatopoetic gibberish" Knuckles claimed with an irritated tone.
"Good boy! It seems you've learned your vocabulary well!" Rouge sarcastically claimed as she patted Knuckles on the head with one hand and simply controlled the driving wheel.
"Very funny Rouge, You're gonna get fined By Sam and Dave, driving like some psychopath on speed!"
"Stealth Body Paint, Knuckle Head! Mr. gumshoe won't get us!"
"That's against the law Rouge, if they find out you're gonna be singing the blues in jail. Who even did the paint job?"
"Tails did" Rouge carelessly obliged.
A surprising expression appeared on Knuckles face: "Tails? That kid doesn't even break one law, what did you do to him?"
"Well, he needed to buy a new part for some prototype invention of his, which was expensive, so I gave him the money to buy the new part in exchange for the stealth body paint"
"Typical" Knuckles unaffectedly acclaimed as he took a sigh.
"What's with the sigh Knuckles? Life's too noisome?"
"Rouge, it seems you have learned your vocab well too"
I don't mean to hurt you Knuckie, just playing around. But seriously Knuckles, it had been a while since I had seen such a knockabout scene!" Rouge claimed with a chuckling tone
"It's not my fault; Amy blew the worst fuse on me! And that's on me! I never thought she would go red on me, what about Sonic? She should get mad at that hedgehog for setting her up for all these years!! How am I going to confront her when we get to Casinotropolis? I should've just come with you all along! Worst thing is that Sonic was like laughing like a madman the whole time at me, I can still hear his childish laugh! And it was walking on my nerves!"
"Ah its ok Knuckles, it's not like friends don't get into arguments. It's natural, besides Sonic is a bit immature, so just let it go and stick to the speed were cruising with!" Rouge said with a yet sexy and sly tone.
"I am gonna get Sonic though! His annoying, ignorant, childish laughing was just crushing my nerve cells!"
Rouge was starting to get rather irritated by Knuckles constant nitpicking as she said: "Ok, Ok, you'll get Sonic!"
Knuckles realized that he had worn out Rouge a bit with all the pestering but there was something left:
"I just don't get one thing, why are we using a car? I mean couldn't we just run? All the guys have speeds over 120 mph!"
"Because it's funny and rather dumb to "run" all the way to Casinotropolis, Knuckles! But if you want to throw another circus act then I have nothing to argue about"
"Well if it was so "dumb" then I wouldn't get into this crap the whole time!"
"Knuckles, I can drop you off here if you're really eager to "run" all the way!"
"No way, forget it! I'm in the car Rouge! I'm in the car!"
Rouge slightly laughed at Knuckles gullibility "Cool down big boy. Say, wanna listen to the radio? Any Station you like!"
"I think I have gained my radio listening experience Batgirl, you just pick a station" Knuckles repulsively claimed.
"Ok, hmm, let me see" she changed the radio station with the help of the buttons located on the driving wheel.
Once again loud rap music filled up the cockpit, nothing but swears and cusses. Rogue didn't seem to care, she was a fun of Rap, Hip Hop and Dance music.
"Is today like national F word day?" Knuckles surprisingly asked
Rouge had to raise her voice a bit because of the high volume "Yeah, didn't you see the calendar?"
"Really? You got a calendar? Let me check the date!" He unexpectedly said.
"I'm just joking Knuckles! Gosh!"
Amy's Car:
Cream had already made her decision, but it's not what you're expecting. No, it's not about mustache waxing, egg sucking, finger snapping, boot licking, leg jiggling, foot tapping, grand standing, one upping, finger pointing, beard stroking, nail biting, butt picking, knuckle cracking, high fiveing, bird flipping, hip wriggling, lick spittling, hair splitting, arm twisting, brown nosing, speed sneezing.
As a smile appeared on her juvenile face she cheerfully said "Ok! I'm ready!" And surely Amy was paying attention so they won't cheat on Cream!
"Good then, I guess I'll go first" Sonic claimed with a relax tone.
"Is it shiny like my shoes?" Sonic said.
"Nope"
"Does it follow Maxwell's theory on Electromagnetic waves?" Tails questioned.
"No"
There was a period of silence; Tails, Sonic and Cream were waiting for Shadow to ask a question. Sonic was about to say something when suddenly Shadow questioned:
"Is it mindless like Sonic?"
"No Mr.Shadow"
Amy, affected by such cutting remark to her one and only Sonic said:
"Shadow! You insensible, dishonorable, harsh and unsympathetic clown! How could you insult Sonic?"
Sonic, mindfully thankful of Amy's response, snickered at Shadow.
"Can we just go on?" Cream eagerly claimed.
"Does it smell like flowers?" Amy curiously questioned.
"Sorry Amy, it doesn't"
"Is it fast enough to beat the speed of sound?" The blue hedgehog said.
"Wrong"
"Does it emit wavelengths in the perimeter of 400 to 700 nanometers?" Tails thoughtfully exclaimed.
"That's right! Because it can be seen by the naked eye! That's six questions for now" Cream said.
"What the? I seriously didn't understand how Cream understood Tails question? I didn't, what about you guys?"
"Neither did I" Amy claimed in a surprised tone
"Because you guys are idiots! Anything that has a wavelength between 400 to 700 nanometers can be seen by the naked eye!" Shadow ignorantly stated.
"Ahem! Ahem! Shadow just because you know doesn't mean that you can call us idiots! Out! Out! Out of the car!"
"Yeah Yeah, I find it better to leave, instead of playing this dumb game!" Shadow suddenly pulled down the window and hopped out of the window but to his dismay his face collided with a metal pole of a broken road lamp!
Suddenly the fading sound of Shadow rose as Amy gassed past the metal pole, it was none other than: SHIT!
"HAHAHAHA!" At least I learned that at night time, Shadow sure can be a flathead at the wave lengths between 400 and 700 nanometers"
"That sure was funny! But I feel sorry for Shadow, oh well better luck next time Shadow" Amy giggled.
"Ok on with the game, six questions for now. Amy it's your turn"
"Is it fluffy as cotton candy?"
"Yes!"
"If it moves fast enough, will it melt?"
"Hmm, yes it will Mr. Sonic"
"Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!"
"Is it consisted of fine saccharin?"
"Once again, you're right Tails"
"Does it have a pink color?" Amy asked.
"Wow, three good guesses in a row. Ten questions left"
"Is it longer than a metering stick?" Sonic asked.
"Yes, you're right! Mr. Sonic" Cream said in shock.
"Will it run on a flat tire?" Tails asked.
"Yes, of course!"
"Does it have bubble gum inside it like those super sour lollipops?" Amy asked.
"Uhum, it sure does!"
"Does it taste like butter but it's only margarine, which makes you say, I can't believe its butter!" Sonic asked.
"Yes!"
"Does it have the wisdom of the gods?" Tails said.
"Sure!"
"Is it bigger than the shopping mall?" Amy asked.
"Yup"
"Does it have a change dispenser like the milk man?" Sonic asked.
"Yes, it does"
"Can it flip burgers at a speed of 20 Hertz?"
"I can't believe it all of these questions turn out to be right!" Cream stated in shock.
"Is it as chewy as watermelon flavored bubblegum?"
"Yes, wow! All of these questions right, but what is it?"
"hmm, what is something that isn't shiny like my shoes, is chewy as watermelon flavored bubblegum, beholds the wisdom of the gods, can flip burgers at a speed of 20 Hz, bigger than a shopping mall, tastes like butter but it's actually margarine, runs on a flat tire, longer than a metering stick, Pink in color, made up of fine saccharin, emits wavelengths in the range of 400 to 700 nanometers, fluffy like cotton candy, and if it moves fast enough it will melt?"
"Aha, I know!"
But before Sonic could answer the question of this strange round of 20 questions-
Casinotropolis
"Guys, were at Casinotropolis now!" Amy interrupted.
Casinotropolis was the cities of cities, big neon lights, and huge skyscrapers, lots of palm trees, vast casinos, filthy rich people, and lots of beautiful women"
"Holy Mother of Terror!" Sonic stated in complete wonder as his face was completely stuck on the window shield.
Everybody was so bemused that they had forgotten about the heavy round of "20 questions" and the final answer to the game!
Tails, couldn't even stand a second
"The colors! oh the colors! I haven't seen such thing! How much electricity does this place use!"
Suddenly a big billboard caught Amy's eyes; her eyes glistened and shined as she read in complete utterance. The billboard read: Meet The Wet Dreams! Today, 9:00 PM! At the Pink Flamingo! Free Live Performances, Autographs, Competitions and Rare merchandise signed by the band! Be there!
"Oh My God! What time is it!" The digital clock displayed 8:51 PM
"Oh god! I'm going to the Pink Flamingo!! I'm parking here guys, see you!"
Amy quickly parked the car beside the street, took her Wet Dreams CD and ran like mad towards the Pink Flamingo.
"Man, weren't we supposed to meet Rouge and Knuckles?" Sonic sighed in agony.
"Yeah, and I wonder what happened to Shadow" Tails said in thought.
"meh, he'll be around here!"
"We're not just gonna sit here, lets go party! Were in Casinotropolis!"
Sonic gazed his eyes around, with so many places to choose from his was just about to go mad.
"I'm going to umm; oh I'll choose to go to 'Mr. DraKoolaz Costume shop! See you later Tails!"
With Amy gone to see the Wet Dreams and Sonic headed off to the Mr. DraKoolaz costume shop, only Tails and Cream were remaining.
"Well what are we going to do Mr. Tails?"
"I'm going to the Casino! I need money, I have big plans, I just saw the weirdest dream, and I have to get ready!"
With that said he spun his tails and left off like a helicopter leaving only Cream.
"But what am I going to do! oooh! Orange Juice stand! I like Orange Juice!"
Will Amy see the wet dreams? Will Tails gamble and get ready for his big plan! and Will Sonic cause even more insanity? What will happen to Shadow! The story unfolds!
TO BE CONTINUED!