Freya: hey all… wow, I didn't think people would like Roy Talk that much… but, thanks for reviewing! 6 in one drabble. That says a lot about ETC's sense of humor.

Anyway, here's the next drabble.


ROY TALK : DECODED!! OR, THE SECRET ANOMALIES OF THE EAST SQUAD


Drabble # 2: "…Bye-bye…"

Edward Elric was fuming by the time he and his superior (stupid,grumblebrumble), Roy Mustang, had finished their usual spat over the boy's height.

The onyx eyed officer smirked. "Tired, Edward? Maybe you should go home and rest…"

There was an underlying teasing there, but Ed decided to ignore it and slammed his hands down on the table (again).

"Fine."

He seemed satisfied with that, actually feeling tired. He gathered up his cloak, heading towards the door.

Roy had returned to his paper work, paying attention to his signature for once. Though, as Ed stalked out of the office with his usual "See ya Bastard!", something strange happened.

Roy actually replied.

"…bye-bye…"

Ever heard a 4-year-old say bye-bye to his parents?

Edward looked. Roy was still bent over his files, serious and concentrated.

Nah, it couldn't be.

He turned back to the door and just as he was sure he would no longer hear that odd,odd noise-

"…bye-bye Ed…"

Before the blonde could look, the door was slammed into his face and there was a click. Ed swore.

Inside, Hawkeye looked disapprovingly at her commanding officer.

"Sir, that really wasn't necessary."

Roy looked up with a small pout.

"But I just said 'bye-bye'…"

Riza twitched. She made a mental note never to let her commanding officer refuse his morning cup of coffee. Ever. Forever. Never.


Freya: I liked this one… it honestly sounds better if you could get a kind to say it for you. It sounds so cute! Hope you like this one folks