Yeah sorry for WooC (Way out of character) Tak and Zim. I think that this is a cool story.
Poor Zim... Just when he gets a real friend he finds out how temporary it is. This is a 1 story series.
Invader Tak: Trouble.
I looked out the window of my base. So a smeet so much for my Invader career why? Every time I
have a chance to be an invader Zim screws it up! Now I can't even insult him! Exile or no Exile, he
would be the next Tallest, I would never get there, sadly I have had all my growth spurts and I'm only
175 Units tall. Zim had one left and he'd be a tallest at 210 units. I will get him severely.
The next day at school was better. I enjoyed switching bathroom door signs. Zim got slapped out
of a girls restroom. This was very amusing since I thought Zim would know better.
So in homeroom we had a free day to talk about and to whom ever we wanted. I went to the girls
bathroom to breathe a little. (This costume was way to tight) Then I realized I fell victim to my own
prank. Dib was standing there with a camera. "Dib drop the camera!" I yelled. I gasped and went back
in to disguise. "You aren't going to kill me are you?" Dib asked. I looked confused at him for a second.
" My missions been put on hold. Your idiot race isn't of much importance anyway" I sounded almost
like Zim would if this happened to him. " So you seem to come in the bathroom almost as often as Zim
What are you planning!" Dib asked threateningly. "I come in here for personal reasons." I ignored the
second question. "You and Zim don't talk a lot now do you?" I had to trap myself here. " I don't
communicate with any exile, leader or not." I said snobbish. " You didn't see anything out of my
disguise did you?" He stared now at my abdomen. " Just a couple things" I got Mimi to pin him
against a wall. "What did you see? And you won't tell anybody else or I will destroy this planet!"
I threatened. "Like Zim hasn't said that 100's of times" "Yea, but who's more likely to succeed?"
I said pulling out a laser. "Okay I won't breathe a word!" "Good." I said before doing an evil laugh.
"Does every Irken do that laugh?" "Pretty much." Zim walked in a minute later. (I only now figured
it out) " It sounds like Zim's" " It does not I am a more competent invader and far superior" I replied.
"Intruder!" Mimi yelled. I turned around with my laser withdrawn. "Mimi Scan for Lifeforms!"
"5" "race?" "3 Irkens,1 robot, 1 human" My blood boiled he was eavesdropping? "Zim!" I yelled
"Wait three Irkens?" Dib asked. Zim came down on Pak legs. I kept my laser withdrawn. " Are you
trying to destroy my invader career?" Zim glared. My arms were shaking. I wouldn't kill him. "Zim.
Go away" I said walking towards the sink. "I waited years for this to be an Invader and then you
ruin it every time! They might have to find another invader." I said. Zim looked confused.
"Eh?" "I'll drown myself!" I yelled. Mimi stared, and Dib gawked. "You don't take notes" I said to
Dib. "Mimi Life form scan" I said before turning on the sink. "3 Irkens 2 robots, 1 human"
"Three Irkens?" Dib asked again. "None of your business." Zim and I yelled... 2 robots?
"GIR! Restrain Tak!" Zim screamed. I quickly turned on the sink. Then GIR pinned me down.
"Yes, Master." "Fine Zim you have me! Kill me for taking your job I don't care!" I screamed.
He put a note on me and walked off. "GIR come now." He said as GIR got off. "Mimi let Dib go."
I said. Dib peered over my shoulder to read the note. "Tak,
The Massive has called me back to discuss some matters. Tallest Red disappeared
yesterday. As for the smeet issue, send it to the massive.
Tallest Zim."
"Smeet?" Dib asked. "Tallest Zim? This is outrageous! He's an exile AN EXILE!" I yelled
"And I won't send my smeet to him, or address him as Tallest Zim!" I yelled.
"What's a smeet?" Dib asked. "Smeets are young Irkens, Mimi probably picked up it's life form."
"You and Zim? That's awkward." Dib said. "Mimi get Zim" "I can't take a tallest hostage Master!"
"He's an exile for Irk's Sake!" "Yes Master" Mimi said worried. Dib and I decided to talk for a while.
About Earth's Culture I told him a little about the massive. "What's the Meaning of this?! Treason!"
Zim yelled being dragged in. "I told you this was stupid master" Mimi said. "Okay Tak you captured
me now what?" Zim asked. In all honesty I have no idea. I lowered my laser. "You have absolutely no
idea do you?" Zim asked. "No." "Master that was stupid." "Mimi let him go." I said trying to conceal
a tear. "Hmph." Zim said walking off. I thought he would kill me he has the authority now. "You
aren't going to punish me?" I asked. "I have nothing left to do with this filthy mud ball." Zim said.
"So do you really care?" "About what?" Dib rolled his eyes. "About me, This Planet, Invaders?!"
I yelled. Zim looked guilty for a second. "Zim It's obvious you still like Tak" Dib said. "Silence! Tak is
Just another Invader to me now..." Zim said. " Zim tell her the truth before you go." Dib said. Mimi
then snatched the tape recorder away. " You...Mean something to me. I don't know what." Zim
admitted. "You mean something to me too Zim." I said. "Why did you call me an incompetent invader?
You always laugh when I, Zim get hurt, so I must mean nothing to you." Zim argued.
I watched as he left with anger. I wish I could take back all of what I said.
"So my feelings are temporary?" "Yep"
"He's an Exile, EXILE!"
"He's an exile for Irk's sake!"
"I'm more competent and far superior"
"You ruin it every time!"
" I don't communicate with any Exile"
"So he was just my play buddy?"
I knew he regretted what he said to me for example...
"TREASON"
"I have nothing left to do"
"Irken is ruined"
TT
Wow I compared lists and Zim's been quite nice compared to the crap I put him through.
I knew that Zim wished I could have followed him though. Narcissists have problems admitting it
though. I decided to contact Tallest Purple. "My Tallest?" I asked for I stared in awe at the Massive
It wasn't on it. "Tak?" I recognized that voice...
Yay! Chapter 2 complete. Sorry I didn't include much of a smeet in here but I will favorite
anyone's story who can guess right! Who did she recognize. Will Zim ever forgive her? Zim's a little
out of character but I'm working on him.