THEME SONG: As usual, sing to whatever tune you like! (New theme song for every episode)

PHOEBE: I have such lame powers, They never seem to work! Whoever invented my power in the show is a real jerk.

PAIGE: I'm the sister that was just there, I popped out of nowhere. Prue died, with lots of gore. Then suddenly, I'm at the door!

PIPER: Hi.

PRUE: Um, I'm the eldest sister, I'm so great and cool! Whoever made my character must really...rule.

FADE. CUT TO: PAIGE. SHE IS, WELL, PRACTICING ORBING.

PAIGE: Goodness, gracious, golly gosh! I will never be able to orb as good as Leo.

PRUE WALKS IN. SHE'S LISTENING TO A CD.

PRUE: (SINGING) And he took a big flame thrower, and he barbequed Blitzen! And he took a big bite and said "Tastes just like chicken!"
PAIGE: Prue, turn that Weird Al CD off! I'm trying to be as good as Leo is at orbing.
PRUE: What? (SHE TAKES OFF HER HEAD PHONES)

PIPER ENTERS.

PAIGE: no.
PIPER: Okay.

PIPER EXITS.

PRUE: Anyway....did you notice that everything nasty has an I in it?
PAIGE: What do you mean?
PRUE: Well, take you for example. Your name has an I in it.
PAIGE: You're insulting me, aren't you?
PRUE: Um....yeah!
PAIGE: What about Piper? Is she nasty too?
PRUE: Well, Halliwell has an 'I' in it! So they cancel out! Like when you have two negatives, they both cancel out so you have zero.
PAIGE: Well, um, erm..what I mean to say, is....

PHOEBE ENTERS. AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICE. OKAY, I LIED. PHOEBE DIDN'T REALLY ENTER AT ALL. INSTEAD, PHOEBE ENTERED. THAT'S BETTER.

PHOEBE TAKES OUT A GUN.

POW.

FADE OUT.

CREDITS ROLL.

SCENES FROM PART TWO OF THIS EPISODE:
PHOEBE: Look, I killed Paige!

END.