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AN: Sorry it took me so long. Here's the next chapter. Enjoy!
Moony,
I don't understand why you stopped us from attacking Sirius! He's a total prat! What gives?!
-Prongs
Dear James,
I told you, I saw Sirius saving a kid the other day. He's clearly not as bad as we make him out to be. I just think perhaps there's more to this story then 'he's bad, we're good'.
-Remus
Moony,
You're crazy. Also, sooner or later you're going to have to embrace your Marauder name! Stop calling me James! I'm Prongs, and you're Moony! And Peter's Wormtail and Snape's Doe Eyes! We all have new names now. How long is it going to take you to start calling us by it?
-Prongs
Dear James,
I understand the new names, but don't you think someone's bound to figure out I'm a… you know from my new name? And what about you guys? You're not exactly hiding that secret either.
-Remus
Moony,
No one's going to figure it out. Merlin, Moony, you're so paranoid. And are you sure we can't attack Sirius? I feel like he's snooping now. I keep spotting him near where we are every time I look up. It's creepy!
-Prongs
Dear James,
I'm sure it's just a conscience that he's around. And I may sound paranoid to you, but if I'm not, we'd already be expelled by now for all the stupid things you guys do. Someone has to look out for you sods.
-Remus
Moony,
No, he's definitely spying. I was watching him today and he's definitely following us around.
-Prongs
Dear James,
And he's the one spying?...
-Remus
Moony,
Look, I know a stalker when I see one. Either you send him an owl to stop following us, or I'm going to attack him next time I see him, okay?
-Prongs
Dear James,
I'm sending him an owl.
-Remus
Dear Sirius,
James has been a bit concerned lately that you seem to be following us around. If you are, I advise you to stop or I may not be able to stop James if he decides to attack you. Thank you.
-Remus Lupin
Remus,
I'm not following you guys around. Honestly, I have better things to do than to waste my time on tracking a bunch of want-to-be wizards around the school.
-SB
Dear James,
He says he's not following you around. Who's being the paranoid one now?
-Remus
Moony,
He's obviously lying! Merlin, Moony! Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?
-Prongs
Dear James,
Alright fine. I'll watch and if I think he really is following us around, I'll send him another letter confronting him.
-Remus
Moony,
Or you could just let us take care of it. Honestly, me and Doe Eyes could knock him to the next century!
-Prongs
Dear James,
No. Let me do it this way first.
-Remus
Dear Sirius,
After careful consideration and observation, I feel James was right in his first observation. You seem to be following us around. Did you need something? We can talk if you want.
-Remus Lupin
Remus,
Why do they call you Moony? I don't understand the nicknames.
-SB
Dear Sirius,
We're in a group together. We just wanted random nicknames for each other. Besides, it's really none of your business. Back to my original point, please stop stalking us.
-Remus Lupin
Remus,
As pointed out before, I'm not stalking you. But you telling me to stop it, if I were, makes me want to do it more, if I had been doing it in the first place. Do they call you Moony because your name has to do with werewolves? Honestly, you're name practically screams "Wolfie McWolfman."
-SB
Dear Sirius,
I'm not a werewolf. Where did you get that assumption? Honestly the name Moony doesn't have anything to do with werewolves.
-Remus Lupin
Remus,
I didn't accuse you of BEING a werewolf. I said your NAME had to do with werewolves. But you taking a defensive pose like that makes me assume you are a werewolf. That's kinda ironic that your name involves werewolves and you are one. Hmm. You know, I could start the rumor easily about your Lyon issue. What do you think?
-SB
Dear James,
HELP ME! SIRIUS BLACK KNOWS I'M A FREAKING WEREWOLF! I TOLD YOU THE NAME WAS A DEAD GIVE AWAY! HE'S GOING TO TELL THE WHOLE SCHOOL! WHAT DO I DO?! HELP!
-Remus
Moony,
Woah, calm down. How does he know? What's going on! Start from the beginning! We can wipe his memory or something! Don't panic!
-Prongs
Dear James,
He was asking why I was named Moony and asked if it had to do with the fact that my name practically screams I'm a werewolf. I said no but then he accused me of lying and said he was going to tell the whole school I'm a freaking werewolf! I know I need to write him back, but what do I say to him?! We've got to wipe his memory or something! James! He's going to tell everyone! Help me!
-Remus
Moony,
He's not going to tell anyone. Write him a letter back telling him you're not a werewolf and you're going to prove it by meeting him in the third floor corridor at midnight on the full moon. I'll just nick some pollyjuice potion from Slughorn and get some of your hairs and meet him down there for you. Fool proof plan! Don't panic. We're Marauders. We've got this.
-Prongs
Dear James,
You're brilliant. Okay. I'll write him the letter. Thank you so much! I owe you big time!
-Remus
Moony,
Yeah, yeah. I know. I'm a God. What did you expect?
-Prongs
Dear Sirius,
I have already told you, I'm not a werewolf. But if you need proof, I'll meet you in the third floor corridor at midnight on the next full moon.
-Remus Lupin
Remus,
Deal. If you don't show up, then I'm going to tell all the Slytherins.
-SB
AN: Hopefully the next update should be soon. Hope you've enjoyed!