Author's note: This chapter's for you, Nando. Thank youfor your ever-dependable reviewing of my stories.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Yikes, so that's why the speed limit's 25 on that turn!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Whew! That was close! Whose idea was it to put a tree by the side of the road like that anyway?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Oof! Man, speed bumps are annoying. Don't worry; we're pretty straight. This landing should be smoother than the last one."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Wow! I didn't know the emergency brake could make the car do that!"
"AAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa-"
"Oh, come on. These little hills aren't that scary!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Will you shut up already! You're making it really hard for me to concentrate!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Don't you have to breathe, something!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Oh, shoot. There went another stop sign."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Quit being such a baby, Barret! You didn't scream like this when we fought Sephiroth!"
Yeah... it's short... but it's the thought that counts, right?
Merry Christmas!