Me: I'm sorry to say this, but if you don't review, I may have to stop this story. I really like this story, too, but if no one is going to read it, then what's the point. I need motivation to keep writing, and if I don't get AT LEAST five reviews, I'm stopping this. I really don't want to, but I will.
Jayne: NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO KEEP GOING!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!
Me: I wont if they don't review
Jayne: *growls so menacingly that I step back* You will review or I will come and kill you all!!! *uses compulsion she wishes she had* I MEAN IT!!!!
Me: *backs away slowly as Jayne goes on a rampage* You better review, she looks pretty dangerous.
Edward Cullen: REVIEW!! *steps into the sun and sparkles you to death*
Jayne: *growls and bites Edward's head off*
Dimitri: I'm kinda scared. *cowers behind Rozablood*
Rose: Oh, can it Dimitri. She won't hurt you. *goes up and pokes Jayne* see?
Jayne: *takes chainsaw and cuts off Rose's arm so that she can't poke her anymore*
Me: Review. Please. I really don't want Dimitri to be killed by my best friend. Especially since he's a six and a half foot god and she's a five foot maniac.
Dimitri: *shudders*
Rose: *cries about the loss of her arm*
Dimitri: *comforts his Roza and looks you dead in the eye.* Review!!!!!!