This is dedicated to -RubberDuckiesWhoLikePieAndCake
I just realised that...I havent put a disclaimer on so I better do that now.
I dont own KH now or ever, as much as I would recieve part of the funds I cannot , why? because I don't own KH !... happy? Moving on. If you want to request an actual fic (remeber these are actual txt messages, hence the stupid writting) I will be more than happy to write one for you. On one condition. Rate and Review!!!!! I feel unloved...Review now.
Larxene: I thought Marluxia hated you. Back there, Marly was a few seconds from jumping you!
Axel: Ha ha I attract many men. Is poor Larxene Jealous? Axel
Larxene: How many males do you attract?! You're turning all the males gay!
Axel: Not my fault! I guess everyone's gay for me or something. Kinda annoying since my minds mainly focused on Roxas. But sometimes it's a good thing. At least I'll have someone if Roxas is going through any of those stages, not wanting to do anything. I suppose you could always have Xaldin XD. Axel
Larxene: Every male has been turned homo because of you. So there are no straight men! I feel lonely!
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Larxene: Axel I am bored do something to entertain me. Axel I am bored in this heat help!
Axel: If you're bored Larxene, go electrocute someone. you seem to like it. But entertain you? Me and Roxas could always get together. You also seem to like that too. I wouldn't be surprised if you brought a camera. Axel
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Axel: Arghhh! Sorry for the late reply. Demyx is annoying you too?God dammit! He's been annoying me for the past few days. I am literally DRENCHED!(ask Roxas if you don't believe me. He witnessed the whole thing). And I will gladly burn him again! AND his Sitar! Did Xaldin succed in his hair cutting quest/dare? Lol probably. Mar cant fight to save his life. Axel
Larxene: Axel, I need help. Xemnas is being a dick. He thinks he can ground me for having Mar in my room. F-ing hell. Then I portaled out and ended up in Demyx's room. He was playing the sitar NAKED!
Eww I am blinded. Then Saix turned up and told on me to his bitch. He says Xemnas is going to punish me harder. If he tries to touch me, I will fry him.
Oh yeah. Guess what Roxas was doing? Singing 'I'm a Barbie Girl'. You've had an effect on him. Guess what he's doing right now?
Axel: Roxas singing? Man, I gotta see that. Me having an effect on him? We're best friends! What gives?? Hell, I think he's having more of an effect on me. The Demyx thing…you had to tell me that didn't you? I have the worst image in my mind now. Saix is a whore end of story. Got it memorised? Axel
Larxene: How would you know Saix is a whore? That thought repulses me! Bad news, there's a storm with rain. Good news, there's lightning! Hey, seeing Demyx was no picnic for me either. Roxas has affected you alright!
Mar is bitching that the storm is washing away all of his flowers lol! Yes he is in my room again. Thought I'd piss off Xemnas more.
Luxord is chasing Zexy! Larxene
Axel: What the? I din not DO Saix! Geez. I have my pride, y'know. Great. A strom. I'm staying indoors. You and Demyx can go out an play! (Zap him for me will you?). Can wait to see his face! XD I knew you had a crush on flower boy! Question. Why am I texting Larxene, the perhaps second to third most feared person in the Organisation besides Xaldin and Saix? Axel
Larxene: In answer to your question, I'll never speak to you again. Deleteing all contacts. Happy? You have done everyone in the org. 13 you have no pride. You lack the ability and a reason to feel it. No 1 in org.13 can be more than accomplices. Yes, no even friends! "got it memorised". I am going to kill demyx! Mar and I are allies nothing more. We don't delude ourselves wasting time thinking about relationships that r obviously only ever going to be one sided.
Axel: Happy Aku Roku hour! 8:13!!! XD Yey! I'll reply to your other txt soon lol. AkuRokuuu:3
Axel: I didn't Do everyone in the organisation! I am not a WHORE! Who says it's wrong to have friends in the organisation? Roxas and I are friends and I wont let anyone take that away! Allies? Right….We all know you want to screw mar. Even Demyx Knows that. Axel
Larxene: I do not want to screw mar and even demyx knows that. You are such a whore its not funny! Parading tart then, if you refuse to be called whore. ALLIES ARE THE ONLY THINGS WE CAN HAVE! Does Roxas know the he's "in a friendship" with you? Somehow I doubt it. That's right you haven't screwed everyone you have done every1 except no. 12. I would rather be impaled on a rusty post than be in the same airspace as you. Larxene
Axel: Denial! Roxas does know. Why do you think we spend so much time together? And why don't you ask him youself? Geez even the superior knows how close we are. Maybe you're just jealous. I didn't screw the entire organisation and I doubt I'd ever want to screw you. Got it memorised? Axel
Larxene: 1. I would never be jealous of a whiney gender confused egotistical rednut porcupine such as yourself whose only friend is a 14 yr old boy who barley acknowledges he exists! 2. I have asked Roxas I think it is you alone who does not understand that he cannot be your friend. 3.Xemnas wouldn't, doesn't and cannot give a crap! Just like everyone in the organisation. 4. The only reason some1 would use a trivial and redundant phrase like got it memorised would be if they were insecure and needy had no friends and felt they needed to prove something. 5. You are a whiney little bitch no one likes you for you. Do us all a favour and go die. Larxene
Axel: 1. gender confused? Well if you haven't noticed, you're the only female in the organisation and I don't think either of us would get together other than to insult. Btw, Roxas is 15. 2. Are you SURE you asked Roxas? I mean c'mon, he practically comes running to me when he has something on his mind or if he just wants to hang out. 3. okay, I don't really give a damn about the superior anymore. He can go jack-off in his room with Saix for all I care….not a pretty thought. 4…..no comment. 5. I'd rather not. You know you would miss me if I did. xD
Larxene:1. Just because I'm the only female doesn't mean your not gender confused. Me being a female and that last sentence was redundant. 2. Roxas did who do you think he talks to when your being weird. Me. You seriously think I wouldn't know if I asked Roxas. He is nearly 15, btw, still 14. 3. why would you think about that. 4. Finally! 5. …….No comment. Larxene p.s this numbers thing is annoying and Mar cut his hair
Axel: ….You suck. Can we NOT talk about me?! Or do you have a crush on me or something? If that's the cas, Im sorry I'm already taken. You wouldn't be able to handle the heat anyway. No offence. Really Im flattered! xD Mar cut his own hair?!...Mar is not and never will be hot. Axel
Larxene: It is human nature to talk about failures. You happen to be the biggest failure ever. Why do you keep asking me if I have a crush on you. I think it is you who has the crush on me. You wouldn't know hot if it bit you in the ass. By hot I mean aesthetic appearance. Just incase the big words confused you. I repeat. NOBODYS CANT HAVE RELATIONSHIPS THAT REQUIRES A HEART WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THE ORG WAS DOING? The only way you could be taken, would be to a mental asylum to be locked away. Demyx was the one who cut Mars hair.
Axel: OKAY Larxene, why are yo attacking ME? There's plenty of other members to annoy. Go piss off Demyx or something. Or go SHOPPING like what the other girls do….. apparently. I'm NOT a FAILURE. Got it effing Memorised?! Axel
Larxene: Prove your not a failure. I am pissing off Demyx too. Actually he is more scared of me. If I stop you'll miss my attention. Larxene