A/N: Another drabble! Yeah, I don't have much to say . . . comment, review, all that great stuff. Tell me what you think!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Doctor's amazing bow tie. I am quite jealous of it, though. ;)

Summary: The Doctor get a new hat.

Doctor Who Drabble 2: The Doctor's New Hat

"I still don't understand how the TARDIS even moves. I mean, taking a phone box into the time vortex? There's no way any matter can move through it! It's time. It's not like you can open time."

The Doctor waved his hand dismissively at his large nosed companion. With his feet propped up on the clear, glass table and his strange beanie shaped balloon hat set securely on his head, the mad man looked directly at the two Londoners seated there starring right back at him- or more so at his hat.

Amelia Pond glanced at her husband, Rory. He was still contemplating the complexity of time. Yet, at the same time, let his hazel eyes hover over the top of the Timelord's head. They both were itching to take it off.

Amy couldn't take it anymore.

"Okay, Doctor. Give me the hat."

"No. My hat, my rules." The Doctor snapped.

"But, that's not a hat!" She gestured frantically up at it. "Doctor, that's a balloon hat you got from a clown. A clown! . . . Rory, tell 'em."

Mr. Pond wasn't ready to intervene in their arguments. Quite frankly, he never will be. "I don't think I should . . ."

"Never mind then. Look, Doctor. It's not even a real hat. So far, I've been able to just stand the bow tie, but a balloon hat? Really?"

"Balloon hats are co-"

Amy let out a roar and lunged across the table. She grabbed the collar of the Doctor's shirt and yanked it close to her face. Rory grabbed for her belt, but she slapped him away. Both eyes locked. Amy gave him the most hated look she could muster. In return, the Timelord looked more scared then he'd ever been before.

The Doctor could feel his companion's breath on his skin. The look she gave him made him wonder if he'd really gone too far. She was a mere centimeter from the tip of his nose when she whispered a both chilling and very serious threat.

"Give it to me or I'll rip this bow tie off right now and you will never see it again."

The Doctor flung the hat off his head and let it hit a random child in the back of the head. Amy finally backed off, seating herself back in her seat. Never again, he vowed. Never again . . .

Well, maybe just once more.