Author: Yes I'm back, I know your SOOOOOO disappointed.

Marie: I can't tell if your sarcastic or if you've been hanging out with Setsuna too much

Author: yeah, she is a bit pessimistic isn't she?

Setsuna: Oh. I see what you do in your free time, talk about me!

Cherry: she's a bit defensive too.

Setsuna: If you weren't me I would kill you

Author: DUDE! 0.o I just had a thought, is it I that have multiple personality disorder, or is it you? Think about it what if I just have split personality disorder, me and Setsuna, and everyone else is her personality…Or. Or! We are all each others personality disorder in different dimensions. Oh God that means somewhere in some dimension Yusuke is being tormented by Setsuna and Marie is Snogging Spike

Marie: yeah baby!

Author: ew. Oh and by the way this week (may 22-26) is Bowie week, as in David the prettiest guy alive Bowie

Setsuna: have you seem him lately? He so cant pull of a micro mini kimono anymore

Author: regardless, he still is the most awesome man in the world. And I'm dressing like him all day

Setsuna: your gonna wear a micro mini kimono that shows a butt cheek whenever you turn? Or tight jeans with no shirt and red plastic platform boots?

Author: No, other people would not like that as parts of my anatomy make it needed for me to wear a shirt and stuff. But I do have silver space five inch go-go boots (EDIT: I no longer have these boots T.T)

Cherry: Bully for you

Yusuke was sitting at everyone's favorite burger place with…everyone; Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara. He had dismissed the morning's traumatic experience as a very creepy dream. 'Yusuke, Yusuke!' came a voice

"Not now." he mumbled

"What Urimeshi?" asked Kuwabara

"Nothing."

'We need to talk Yusuke' I said

'Not now' he repeated

'If I promise that I will never take over your body will you talk to me and let me just see outside of your head please?' it took all of my might not to make a scathing comment about how he needed to get a maid for his brain. How many dust balls could one head have?

'Fine.' he relented. And suddenly I can see. The vision in front of me was that of Kurama's face looking at me…err Yusuke. That's kind of trippy. His gorgeous red hair flowed around him. His bright green eyes stared into mine with concern. His pale skin looked like alabaster. He was wearing a cream button up shirt and jeans.

'I can tell why you like him' I was careful to think it, not say it.

'What? I'm not gay!' he too, made sure he didn't broadcast the thought.

'suuure your not. Anyway. I'm stuck in your head for a while so you might as well get used to it.'

'What are you?' he asked me

'A human soul disembodied from her body and put into yours. Think of me like an angel of Luuve. I'm here to get you laid.'

'WHAT!'

'Owwie! Don't think so loud that HURTS!" he took control and held his head in his hands as we both had a splitting head ache.

"Are you alright Yusuke?" Kurama was leaning over the table, concern filling is face.

"Yeah, I'm fine." he said, irritation apparent as he straightened up. Kurama's eyes showed a flash of hurt that was quickly covered by skepticism.

'Yusuke' I scolded 'You hurt his feelings, don't be so cold.' I felt something itching at my brain. I glanced threw Yusuke's eyes at Hiei who was looking at us piercingly. 'Yusuke shields now!' I put my own shields up with a snap.

Hiei jumped "Detective" he growled "you are hiding something."

"What would I be hiding Hiei?" he said coolly

He glared but stayed silent. I sighed 'That was close'

'Would you shut up! And how did you get out?' Yusuke snapped at me.

I smiled 'That's my little secret' I said looking at Kurama.

FLASHBACK

I knocked at the mind door that RedRoseLuver told me about. It was opened by the man of every anime lover's dreams. No amount of the preparation I had gone through could keep my jaw from dropping. 'Oh holy crap' I thought. There stood Youko Kurama in all of his silver glory. His silver hair was draped around him like a cloak. Gold eyes looked at me, slightly surprised. His gorgeous body was hidden by a silver toga and oh my God those ears and tail are so CUTE! I took all of my will not to jump him then are there. 'It's okay Marieko, He's just a really hot anime Kitsune think of something else. David Bowie. Oh yeah. He's not so hot shit. BUT THE TAIL!'

'Are you just going to stand there or is there a reason why you disturbed my peace?'

My jaw clamped shut and I shook my head, clearing the cobwebs 'Hello Youko-san, I'm Marieko. I'm the personality in the person next door, Kurama's friend Yusuke. I'm new and I was wondering if you could tell me how to talk to my body donor. He's kind shut me out.' he just looked at me 'um…are uh… you gonna invite me it?' ookay, what's wrong with him? I'm not that strange am I? Wait, don't answer that.

He moved aside to let me in. Oh. My. Gosh. His room was LITERALLY a jungle. It had trees and plants and…was that a fox? 'Dude! There are animals in here!' here pretty foxy.

'Indeed.' he said passing me

'Man and I thought I was cool with no visible light fixtures. I'm gonna have to get a cat in my room.' he cocked an eyebrow at me. His arms were crossed and he was standing back straight. 'Oh...um, you probably don't like visitors just busting in and stuff...I wouldn't bother you but I thought since you are the famous Youko Kurama and have lived in a human body for.. 16 years was it? I just thought you would be an authority on how to deal with the person with whom you're sharing a body with and stuff.' He cocked his eyebrow at me again. 'Listen! I know this is an unusual circumstance but the only way I can go home is to get Yusuke to fuck Kurama!'

"Well why didn't you say so?" Youko asked calmly. "I've been trying to convince Suichi to do him for so long. "He said, sitting in a bed that appeared out of nowhere. "Have a seat." he nodded to a chair that appeared behind me. Oh he's good, very good.

"So you'll help me?"

"Of course. To get your hosts attention you have to try and disable his barriers against you. It's better if you go through the subconscious and-" He had to explain this lengthy procedure that seemed like way too much work. But after it was done you couldn't be shoved back as easily. Of course Youko had been with Suichi sense birth and they had pretty much merged into one, meaning they couldn't be separated without risking a substantial amount of harm (both physical and not) to both parties…see, I can talk smart too.