Disclaimer:
Sasuke: Storm does not own me.
Ino & Sakura: Of course she doesn't. You're mine!
Storm: Well what can I own then? *whines*
Ino: The plot of this story.
Storm: how boring -_-
Sakura: It's your story...
Our Excuse is that We're Young
Part 1: Halloween
Trick or Treaters from Hell
"Welcome back!" Ino called to Sakura cheerily as she neared her house.
"I can't believe you're welcoming me to my own house." Sakura shook her head and stepped inside her house.
Ino hadn't held back on the decorating. The whole place glowed orange and you couldn't go two feet without being terrified by a realistic mask or life-sized monster.
"Come on forehead, everyone is coming in an hour and we have to change into our costumes."
"Oh, what am I?"
"A witch."
"You only chose that because it rhymes with bitch!" Sakura yelled.
"Your words not mine!" Ino shrieked as Sakura chased her around the house.
"Oh Hello S-Sakura!" Hinata said, poking her head out of the kitchen. "I was just making sure the food stays warm."
"Hinata!" Sakura engulfed her friend in a hug. "How are you?"
"G-good." Hinata smiled, "I'm just so excited for the party!"
"Yeah yeah we know, let's just go get our costumes," Ino said hurriedly. She shoved the two girls upstairs and handed each of them a black garment bag. "Hurry and change!" She said and rushed into the bathroom.
Five minutes later the three girls were all changed. Ino was dressed as a devil with little red horns coming from her mass of blond hair (which she left down) She wore a short red dress and held a red trident.
Sakura came out next in her black, green, and purple witch dress. A tall black pointed rested on top of her pink head.
But Hinata had yet to come out of th guest room.
"Oh Hinata..." Ino sang. She knocked on the door. "Are you okay in there?"
"Ano..I-Ino." Hinata opened the door. "D-don't you think this skirt is kinda s-short?"
Sakura wolf-whistled jokingly, "Whoa Hinata you look hot!"
Hinata's face turned ten shades of red, "Ano demo...S-S-S-Sakura..."
Hinata was dressed as a black cat thanks to Ino. She had black ears on the top of her head and a tail spouting from her skirt. Her skirt, which was too short for comfort! Hinata also found her self trying to pull the back shirt up because of the plunging V-neck.
"No no no, Hinata you look fine!" Ino reassured her as she added whiskers to Hinata's face.
Suddenly the doorbell rang. Hinata turned red again, she squeaked and ran back into the guest room.
"She's a bit dramatic." Ino commented as she and Sakura went to answer the door.
"Well the skirt was rather short." Sakura snickered as she opened the door. "Hello?" She asked when she saw no one there.
"Down here lady!"
Sakura looked down to see two kids holding orange bags bags out. "Trick or treat!" They chorused.
"Oh!" Sakura said, comprehension crossing her face. "INO! Did you buy candy for the trick or treaters?"
Ino stared at her the from across the room, her mouth forming and 'O'. "So that's what I forgot..." Ino shrugged and continued to apply her make up, "Doesn't matter, kids don't need candy anyway."
"Sorry kids...the devil over there forgot your candy...would you like an apple?"
"Heck no!" The little princess scowled. "You guys suck!" She stuck her tongue out and stomped away.
The ghost followed her away but not before turning and saying, "You'll regret this."
"Little brats!" Sakura scowled as she slammed the door. "The little ghost threatened me!"
Ino shrugged, "They'll get over it.
Ding-dong.
Sakura growled and yanked the door open, expecting more trick or treaters she yelled, "WHAT?"
"Uh, I just came to party."
"Temari? Sorry I thought you were-oh never mind come in."
Temari was dressed as an angel, wings and halo included. Sakura wondered where she found that costume on such short notice.
"Oh Ino baby, you're lookin' devious!" Temari laughed as she and Ino high-fived.
"You don't look to bad either, witch." Temari said as she engulfed the pink haired girl in a hug.
"Oi, where's my hug?" Kankuro came in with a sullen looking Gaara in tow.
All three girls rolled their eyes at Kankuro (who wasn't wearing a costume by the way.)
"I had to force Gaara to come," Temari whispered. "And he refused to wear a costume, but I had somehow managed force my extra halo onto his head..."
"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"
"NARUTO YOU BAKA, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAMN LOUD?" Sakura punched him in the shoulder with a growl.
"Ow. But-but Sakura..." Naruto had fallen to the floor clutching his fox ears...(How ironic, no?)
"Be quiet, dobe."
"Sasuke you came!" Ino and Sakura chorused, both girls stepped over a complaining Naruto(who was dramatically wailing on the floor by the way) and to Sasuke.
"Shut up, billboard-brow the party was my idea."
"So what pig? It's my house."
While the two were arguing Sasuke had slipped past them and went to stand in a corner with a scowl. (Much like Gaara was doing in the other corner.)
"Guess who brought sake?" Kiba came and barged in dressed as a werewolf and howled dramatically. He walked through Sakura's house and placed the bottles of Sake in her refrigerator.
Sakura smacked her forehead. She knew someone would bring sake.
Shino walked in slowly after Kiba came in, he was dressed in dark clothes, a large black hat, but he still wore his glasses. Sakura wasn't quite sure what he was supposed to be but she shrugged and figured that it was no big deal.
"Where's Hinata?" Shino asked curiously.
"Oh she's upstairs hiding." Ino said cheerfully as she fiddled with Sakura's stereo system. "It seems she didn't like the costume I gave her." Ino snickered.
"Hinata!" Sakura yelled up the stairs "Come downstairs!"
"F-Fine!" Hinata yelled back. Sakura heard her walk down the stairs and to the staircase. Hinata slowly made her way down the stairs, self-consciously tugging her skirt down.
"Whoa Hinata!" Naruto looked up and stared at her with his mouth wide open. Trickles of blood could be seen coming out of his nose.
Kiba poked his head out the kitchen only to get a nose-bleed, "Gaaah Hina...so kawaii..."
Even Sasuke could be seen staring at her. Ino and Sakura noticed this and quickly became infuriated.
"I told you her skirt was too short." Sakura grumbled.
"Hey kitten, why don't you crawl over here?"
"Kankuro, you're such a perve!" Temari shouted stomping on his foot.
"HINATA HYUGA. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?"
"N-N-Neji-niisan?" Hinata stuttered. Hinata turned an even darker shade of red and suddenly passed out.
Neji, who happened to be very protective of the Hyuga heiress rounded on Ino, "Why are you dressing my cousin in degrading costumes?"
"Hm...How did Tenten get you to dress up as a vampire? You're so stubborn, I wonder..." Ino said distractedly.
"Trust me Ino, it was hard work." Tenten winked at her.
Ino looked over Tenten who was also dressed as a vampire. "Oh so you two came as a couple..." Ino wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.
"That's not the point!" Neji growled.
"Hey, Hinata's awake!" Naruto shouted, he was leaning over Hinata with a grin.
"Personal space Naruto. Learn it." Sakura muttered.
"Get away from my cousin!" Neji growled, forgetting his conversation with Ino and rushing to his cousin's side.
"SAKURA! My youthful flower..." Lee came forward, searching for Sakura who had hidden from him.
"Everyone make sure to hide the sake from Lee," Shikamaru said coming through the open door. He was dressed as a pirate. He came in and lazily sat down on the couch next to Temari.
Choji came in after. Oddly enough he was dressed in a chicken suit... Sakura said hello to him and watched him walk towards the kitchen.
"Great now that everyone's here-"
Ding-dong.
"I'll get it!" Naruto jumped up from Hinata's side. (Hinata did not look very happy at all.) Kankuro happily took Naruto's place (Hinata looked like she would rather die and ran to hide in the corner with Sasuke (Who oddly looked slightly pleased.))
Naruto bounded to the door and swung it open with a grin, "Who's there?"
"You're supposed to ask that before you open the door." Sakura commented dryly.
"Sakuraaaaaa," Naruto whined. "You're always criticizing me!"
"Trick or treat!"
Naruto directed his attention towards the kids in front of the door, his face twisted up in confusion, "What do you want?"
"Candy baka!"
"Baka, baka, baka, baka, BAKA!"
"Sakura!" Naruto whined once again. "These kids are calling me names!"
"We don't have any candy brats," Ino said, coming up to the door and glowering down at the kids.
"Y-You don't have to be so mean, Ino!" Hinata yelled, "O-offer them s-some onigiri or something..."
"Hinata, honestly you're too nice. I used Sakura's money to buy that anyway, ask her."
"What?" Sakura yelled.
"WE WANT CANDY NOT ONIGIRI!"
"Too bad brats!" With that, Ino slammed the door.
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"Okay here's the deal guys," The little girl dressed as a princess said. "House number four refuses to cough up the candy. That is an insult to every kid in this neighborhood!"
"Yeah!" The rest of the young trick or treaters chorused.
"We have to take a stand against this blasphemy and get our candy! Are you with me?"
"Yeah!" they chorused again.
"Mai will come up and explain the gravity of the situation." The princess stepped down as the little witch stepped up.
"House number four is full of teenagers. We hate teenagers!They're annoying and selfish. These said teenagers are partying...but not for long..."
"Yeah!"
"We're targeting all of them who are keeping the candy for themselves...As shinobi in training we must consider this a mission! And we must not fail missions!"
"Yeah!"
"So here's what we're gonna do..."
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"At least nobody's drunk yet..." Sakura sighed as she sat down heavily on the couch next to Temari and Shikamaru. She was literally right between them.
"Cockblocking at it's finest..." Shikamaru muttered as he got up to get a drink. He needed one.
Temari glared at her. Sakura looked back and forth between her and Shikamaru and smiled sheepishly, "Were you two...sorry." She grinned innocently.
"You knew exactly what you were doing, pinky." Temari said with a small smile.
"Hey Sakura!" Kiba said coming out of the dining room. "Is this yours?" He held up a little kid dressed as a pirate.
"How did you get in here...?" Sakura asked as she took the child from Kiba and took him outside.
"Through the window duh..." The kid said. "Now let me go, I have candy to collect.
"Whaaaat?" Sakura said, confused. "Where's your mom? Why were you in my house?"
"Nonya."
"Huh?"
"Non of ya business!" With that the brat ran off.
"That was weird..." Choji commented while stuffing his face with sushi.
Sakura nodded she looked up at her now-trashed house and watched Hinata shriek and run across the room because Kankuro was chasing her.
Why was he invited again?
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Mai stood in front of the mass of trick-or-treaters once again and said "Haru has failed us all! He was supposed to confiscate the candy and was caught."
"I'm sorry!" Haru cried. "This giant guy came in and and saw me."
"Well there's only one thing we can do." Mai said.
"What's that captain?"
"We all must infiltrated house number four!"
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"Um Sakura."
"Go away."
"Buuut Sakura..."
"Naruto!"
"Sakura there are eight year olds crawling through your window downstairs."
"Have you started drinking already, Naruto?"
Suddenly a battle cry was heard along with a crash. Then Choji's voice rang through the halls "MAN DOWN."
"W-what is going on?" Hinata asked as she walked into the kitchen. "Where did all of these kids come from."
"ATTACK."
A piercing scream echoed through the house and everyone was put on high alert.
"Y-Y-YOU BABY PERVERTS!"
"Oh God," Ino said as she poked her head inside the kitchen with Sakura. "Looks like someone lifted Hinata's skirt."
"Yeah," Sakura said dryly when she noticed Naruto and Kankuro in the corner with bloody noses.
"I bet you that in less than five seconds Neji will barge in all, 'Grrr grrr grrr my cousin's innocence, grr grr.'" Tenten said with a grin as she stood next to the other two girls.
"That's not even a fair bet," Ino muttered.
"Five...four...three-"
"What the hell did you do to Hinata?"
"Told ya."
"I think Hinata passed out again."
"Most likely," Sakura agreed.
"Whoa these kids are coming out of nowhere!" Choji growled as he got back up from the floor.
Sakura growled as she stood up, "Where the hell are you brats coming from?"
"Window," One brat said.
"What do you want?" Ino asked, putting her hands on her hips.
"CANDY!"
"We don't have any." Neji said. "We never did."
"LIARS."
Suddenly an egg went flying past Sakura's head. Her eye twitched and everybody shrunk back as a sadistic smirk crossed her features, "Who threw that?"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAW." Suddenly a freak with a green mask game running into the kitchen. He managed to make all of the kids scream and run out of the front door.
"Thank God..." Temari muttered.
Rock Lee took off the green mask. "What has happened? I heard more youthful voices coming from this room..."
Hinata woke up again and stumbled over to the refrigerator. Everyone watched her curiously as she opened the door and muttered, "I-I think I need a d-drink."
"You're not the only one." Sakura gave in and took out another bottle sake.
"Yeah!Drinks all around!" Naruto yelled.
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A/N: hehehe I love this chapter but I think I'll like the next one more.
I hope you enjoyed(:
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