Never have I been more scared in my life. In a scared voice I said "w-woah t-take it easy W-Washington" Wash was silent for a second or two and said "turn around slowly with your hands in the air", I did what he instructed and he looked me up and down and said "how do you know my name?" when I didn't answer he grabbed my wrist tightly and twisted it a bit "AHHH, THAT HURTS! the only response was him tightening the grip on me "PLEASE STOP, I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING" I screamed. he stopped but made sure to grab me lightly just in case I tried anything. I calmed down a bit and said "your name is David Washington, you are a former operative of the now deceased project Freelancer, you were implanted with the Epsilon a.i. but it committed suicide in your mind and you went crazy from the experience. You, along with the reds and blues fought the Meta after it betrayed you." After I told Wash that, he was taken aback, 20 seconds had passed when he finally asked "how do you know all of this?" I thought for a minute and then asked "do you have a computer in the base?" Wash nodded and asked "why?" I said to him "it will be easier if I show you" Wash told me to follow him and I did, after all I wasn't the one with high class armor and military experience. Wash took me to the computer and said i may use it, I powered it up and the log in screen appeared
Username:
Password:
Wash then said "let me type in the info"
(Wash typing)
Username: D. Washington
Password: Catlover
Wash looked embarrassed about the fact that he liked cats. He then pressed enter and the screen said
wrong username and password
"Damn it! Caboose must of changed the account info again!" Wash exclaimed. "Let me try" I said
Username: Caboose
Password: Church is my best friend!
Access Granted, you may proceed
Wash was stunned "How did you get it?" he asked. I said "Caboose's passwords are obvious" then i went to google and searched RedvsBlue Wash looked at it and was litteraly speechless, to see if it was true he watched the episode where the Meta gets tooken down. Wash then fainted in shock, Better get him help I thought. I went outside the base to see Tucker with his back to me and a turquoise spray paint can in his hand, I crept a little bit closer to him to see him spraying words on a rock, he's getting a new rock i thought. Then i thought sarcastically oh gee I wonder what he's gonna do behind there. I decided to talk to him so I said "Hey Lavernius how hard is that rock? Bow chicka bow wow!" he turned to look at me and said "Woah who the fu#k are you?!" I replied to him and said "I will explain later, right now Wash just fainted and I need your help!"